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eat, skeet, repete

is it nap time yet?
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*hank hill voice*
this isn't a tractor pull it's a got dang farms race
November 26, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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all you have to do is deal with 17 random sigils and a convoluted control flow, and when your code compiles next month it will be 'correct'
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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just learned the other day that it's possible to copy to your clipboard over SSH:

- it's a core neovim feature: neovim.io/doc/user/pro...
- @cyberdemon.org told me you can write a 1-line shell script that will take stdin and put it in your clipboard, script is here jvns.ca/til/vim-osc52/
November 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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sudon't rm my files
October 26, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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In case you're looking to run a full local dev env for #atproto - @smokesignal.events covered that in a blog post docs.smokesignal.events/blog/buildin...
Building and testing atprotocol applications | Smoke Signal
The tools and process used to do end-to-end testing of Smoke Signal.
docs.smokesignal.events
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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An unordered / non-exhaustive list of things that helped scale Bluesky's infra efficiently:

+ Exiting the cloud (colocation)
+ HAProxy w/many Node backends
+ Go w/clever code
+ ScyllaDB
+ SQLite w/per user databases
+ Redis w/many instances
+ AMD servers w/many cores
+ Purchasing bandwidth directly
November 11, 2024 at 3:54 AM
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as the hellthread hath been blessed so shall I bless you nori

🪄✨ bless
May 12, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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the app was originally written by @pfrazee.com, had contributions from @anshnanda.com, currently maintained by @hailey.at, @esb.lol, @samuel.bsky.team and me. sometimes @pfrazee.com shoots a fix for old times sake
November 7, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram
November 15, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
A bunch of skeets I liked and/or reskeeted from today aren’t showing on my profile! Nor are those actions shown on the skeet itself!

Going to do a little digging. Curious if they’re delayed or just gonzo. Anyone else experiencing something similar?
November 19, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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So Bluesky apparently uses your device's system time to attach the time to posts. And as OP has demonstrated, this can be exploited.
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
November 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Team Call Them Skeets reporting for duty 🫡
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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NOOOOOOO 😭
November 15, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Exploring the full bluesky firehose, in three dimensions: firehose3d.theo.io
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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I'm going to stop being gripe-y for a second (sorry, but I have sign-posted I'm a bit stressed) to be a touch more positive:

The 📰 News feed is currently receiving about *1.2 MILLION* requests a *DAY*

That's ridiculous. What's even more ridiculous is I'm able to serve this traffic on $50 of infra.
November 17, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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infinite thread ???
May 8, 2023 at 5:28 AM
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SO THEN THE BABY PULLS OUT AN EVEN SMALLER PARACHUTE, AND ALSO A GUN, AND THEN HE SAYS
November 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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the problem wirh any social media site is thatt there are people on it and people suck
November 14, 2023 at 11:08 PM
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Most of the backend and frontend is TypeScript. Some of the infra and backend is powered by Go and more of it will be soon.

Nearly everything is open source:

github.com/bluesky-soci...

github.com/bluesky-soci...

github.com/bluesky-soci...
November 14, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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[blushing] it’s cocaine
November 5, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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room for concrete please
August 24, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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mugshot
August 25, 2023 at 12:24 AM