Florida Garbage
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That thing that should happen should happen quicker, jfc
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
That thing that should happen should happen quicker, jfc
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"the left failed men" arguments are pushed to hide the simple reality that Republicans are the party of male supremacy and it's attractive to a lot of men and boys.
"The left failed men because they give bad dating advice"
I have a hot take that maybe getting dating advice from the realm of politics is a bad idea to begin with.
It's not the job of people advocating for Universal Healthcare and a higher minimum wage to help you get laid. 🤷
I have a hot take that maybe getting dating advice from the realm of politics is a bad idea to begin with.
It's not the job of people advocating for Universal Healthcare and a higher minimum wage to help you get laid. 🤷
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"the left failed men" arguments are pushed to hide the simple reality that Republicans are the party of male supremacy and it's attractive to a lot of men and boys.
Wow, Elon Musk made a child porn generator and I have no faith he will see the consequences of this action
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Wow, Elon Musk made a child porn generator and I have no faith he will see the consequences of this action
Tempering expectations, not least because I don’t live there, but it’s nice to see someone meet the moment
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Tempering expectations, not least because I don’t live there, but it’s nice to see someone meet the moment
Hi, I’m designated driver was sneaking drinks all night
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Hi, I’m designated driver was sneaking drinks all night
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From Doug Ford to Donald Trump, we see the endless pattern: conservatives cry government is broken and only a *businessman* can save it, elect a businessman who breaks the government further, then they sell it for parts and ensure it remains broken. Rinse, lather, repeat.
DOGE cut 7000 jobs at the Social Security Admin and closed 50 field offices, and now they’re struggling to respond to up to 6 million pending cases in its processing centers and 12 million transactions in its field offices.
Now they’ll say it’s broken and must be privatized.
Now they’ll say it’s broken and must be privatized.
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
From Doug Ford to Donald Trump, we see the endless pattern: conservatives cry government is broken and only a *businessman* can save it, elect a businessman who breaks the government further, then they sell it for parts and ensure it remains broken. Rinse, lather, repeat.
Me eyeing that 7th glass of coquito
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me eyeing that 7th glass of coquito
Merry Christmas!
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Merry Christmas!
If someone brave were to leak this they would do more good for the American public than ICE has ever.
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If someone brave were to leak this they would do more good for the American public than ICE has ever.
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Most Timely: Wake Up Dead Man
Best Puppet: Brain Damage
Biggest Rise in Enjoyment From Start to Finish: Better Watch Out (Christmas Evil)
Contains Plot, Settings and Characters: Pregnancy Scheme
Most Timely: Wake Up Dead Man
Best Puppet: Brain Damage
Biggest Rise in Enjoyment From Start to Finish: Better Watch Out (Christmas Evil)
Contains Plot, Settings and Characters: Pregnancy Scheme
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Most Timely: Wake Up Dead Man
Best Puppet: Brain Damage
Biggest Rise in Enjoyment From Start to Finish: Better Watch Out (Christmas Evil)
Contains Plot, Settings and Characters: Pregnancy Scheme
Most Timely: Wake Up Dead Man
Best Puppet: Brain Damage
Biggest Rise in Enjoyment From Start to Finish: Better Watch Out (Christmas Evil)
Contains Plot, Settings and Characters: Pregnancy Scheme
#lastfourwatched
Best Twist/Worst Pacing: A Christmas Horror Story
Best Child Actor/ Most Heart Breaking: Hamnet
Best Snark: The Holdovers
Best Fight Scene: Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
Best Twist/Worst Pacing: A Christmas Horror Story
Best Child Actor/ Most Heart Breaking: Hamnet
Best Snark: The Holdovers
Best Fight Scene: Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
#lastfourwatched
Best Twist/Worst Pacing: A Christmas Horror Story
Best Child Actor/ Most Heart Breaking: Hamnet
Best Snark: The Holdovers
Best Fight Scene: Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
Best Twist/Worst Pacing: A Christmas Horror Story
Best Child Actor/ Most Heart Breaking: Hamnet
Best Snark: The Holdovers
Best Fight Scene: Chainsaw Man Reze Arc
I had a roommate who watched all of The Shining and, as the credits rolled, asked,
“So do they ever tell you if the hotel was really haunted?”
“So do they ever tell you if the hotel was really haunted?”
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I had a roommate who watched all of The Shining and, as the credits rolled, asked,
“So do they ever tell you if the hotel was really haunted?”
“So do they ever tell you if the hotel was really haunted?”
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“If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” - RFK Jr.
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.” - RFK Jr.
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Ossoff: "This is so much deeper than the politics. What does it say about the moral condition of this Congress that the thing that has them all tied up in knots is a very simple question: Should people's health insurance premiums go up double or triple? This is a policy choice."
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ossoff: "This is so much deeper than the politics. What does it say about the moral condition of this Congress that the thing that has them all tied up in knots is a very simple question: Should people's health insurance premiums go up double or triple? This is a policy choice."
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Justice Jackson to Solicitor General Sauer (just now, in Trump v. Slaughter arguments):
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Justice Jackson to Solicitor General Sauer (just now, in Trump v. Slaughter arguments):
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From its establishment, DHS has always been empowered to violate our rights under the pretense of securing our safety. DHS's overbroad mission and unchecked power make it a danger to our communities.
We brought DHS into this world, and we can build a world without it, too.
We brought DHS into this world, and we can build a world without it, too.
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
From its establishment, DHS has always been empowered to violate our rights under the pretense of securing our safety. DHS's overbroad mission and unchecked power make it a danger to our communities.
We brought DHS into this world, and we can build a world without it, too.
We brought DHS into this world, and we can build a world without it, too.
Rollcoaster of #lastfourwatched
Least Sympathetic Leads: Babygirl
Clearest Example of “The Past is a Foreign Country”: The Curse of the Cat People
Most Underutilized Grandpa: Silent Night, Deadly Night
Most Beautiful Relationship: MacLaine and Sgt. Powell from Die Hard
Least Sympathetic Leads: Babygirl
Clearest Example of “The Past is a Foreign Country”: The Curse of the Cat People
Most Underutilized Grandpa: Silent Night, Deadly Night
Most Beautiful Relationship: MacLaine and Sgt. Powell from Die Hard
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Rollcoaster of #lastfourwatched
Least Sympathetic Leads: Babygirl
Clearest Example of “The Past is a Foreign Country”: The Curse of the Cat People
Most Underutilized Grandpa: Silent Night, Deadly Night
Most Beautiful Relationship: MacLaine and Sgt. Powell from Die Hard
Least Sympathetic Leads: Babygirl
Clearest Example of “The Past is a Foreign Country”: The Curse of the Cat People
Most Underutilized Grandpa: Silent Night, Deadly Night
Most Beautiful Relationship: MacLaine and Sgt. Powell from Die Hard
I’m reaching the age where trends and pop culture events pass me by and the timing couldn’t be better
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m reaching the age where trends and pop culture events pass me by and the timing couldn’t be better
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
#lastfourwatched
Catchiest Original Song: The Producers
Best Special Effects: Big Trouble in Little China
Most Sapphic: Bound
Most Scenes That Make You Say “Oh Hell Yeah” / Most Collateral Damage: Hard Boiled
Catchiest Original Song: The Producers
Best Special Effects: Big Trouble in Little China
Most Sapphic: Bound
Most Scenes That Make You Say “Oh Hell Yeah” / Most Collateral Damage: Hard Boiled
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
#lastfourwatched
Catchiest Original Song: The Producers
Best Special Effects: Big Trouble in Little China
Most Sapphic: Bound
Most Scenes That Make You Say “Oh Hell Yeah” / Most Collateral Damage: Hard Boiled
Catchiest Original Song: The Producers
Best Special Effects: Big Trouble in Little China
Most Sapphic: Bound
Most Scenes That Make You Say “Oh Hell Yeah” / Most Collateral Damage: Hard Boiled
With the grand jury indictment and alleged paper trail, I think there’s a good chance these charges are valid.
That said, so many state repubs have stolen/misused multiple times this amount with NO consequences.
And we can guess at what’s different here.
That said, so many state repubs have stolen/misused multiple times this amount with NO consequences.
And we can guess at what’s different here.
NEWS: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) and several co-defendants have been indicted by a federal grand jury in Miami for allegedly stealing $5 million in FEMA overpayments, laundering the proceeds, and using the money to support her 2021 congressional campaign.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
With the grand jury indictment and alleged paper trail, I think there’s a good chance these charges are valid.
That said, so many state repubs have stolen/misused multiple times this amount with NO consequences.
And we can guess at what’s different here.
That said, so many state repubs have stolen/misused multiple times this amount with NO consequences.
And we can guess at what’s different here.
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I can't stress this enough:
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I can't stress this enough:
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
Media doesn't just encourage people to be bigoted, it encourages YOU to be complacent by telling you all your neighbours are irredeemable bigots. The number of ideologically dedicated fash is small, they are just being given all the resources. Talk to your neighbours
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I understand the reasoning behind zeroing in on ICE & DHS abducting citizens. But when you lead with what's perceived as your most sympathetic cases, you cede the moral high ground & make arguing for others harder. It is wrong for armed, masked gestapo to grab people - doesn't matter their status.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I understand the reasoning behind zeroing in on ICE & DHS abducting citizens. But when you lead with what's perceived as your most sympathetic cases, you cede the moral high ground & make arguing for others harder. It is wrong for armed, masked gestapo to grab people - doesn't matter their status.
With all due respect, if someone says “This human rights issue is hard-line for me, it will determine my vote.”
And you jump to publicly say “NOT ME! I’ll vote for you either way!”
You are undermining democracy and doing far more to divide the party than the first person.
And you jump to publicly say “NOT ME! I’ll vote for you either way!”
You are undermining democracy and doing far more to divide the party than the first person.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
With all due respect, if someone says “This human rights issue is hard-line for me, it will determine my vote.”
And you jump to publicly say “NOT ME! I’ll vote for you either way!”
You are undermining democracy and doing far more to divide the party than the first person.
And you jump to publicly say “NOT ME! I’ll vote for you either way!”
You are undermining democracy and doing far more to divide the party than the first person.