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DLS
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Chicagoan. Valpo grad. Member of Half Acre Cycling. Awesome Foundation. Occasional Karaoke singer. Anti Fascist. Fuck Terfs.
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Thanks to FOX 32 for having me on this morning to discuss food delivery robots in the 1st Ward. Based on feedback from our resident survey, there will be no expansion of sidewalk robot deliveries in the ward. Thanks to everyone who took the time to weigh in. www.fox32chicago.com/video/fmc-sf...
Chicago alder weighs backlash over delivery robots on city sidewalks
Ald. Daniel La Spata (1st Ward) discusses resident complaints and concerns about delivery robots, why the city is allowing them, how they affect sidewalk accessibility, and what changes could come nex...
www.fox32chicago.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is very dumb framing. Everyone can get where we're going, there's a dozen bridges.
After bridge closures cause chaos Downtown and on the North Side, aldermen have moved to add oversight. blockclubchi.co/4rHTz51
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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I didn’t even know Chicago had delivery robots I can’t wait to kick one
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Chicago
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Bring back earnestness and sincerity.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Kicking robots is fine, actually
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Jokes on black mirror -- all my git branches are haunted.
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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The team-up you didn’t expect.
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Today I'm wearing my Chicago abortion fund sweatshirt to work. I missed adding my support trans lives pin this morning but usually wear one of those daily. Telling the people around me my politics makes it easier for them to share their politics too, and knowing you aren't alone is always great.
Please don't accuse people in knitted hats of only wearing their supposed politics if all you're doing is posting, which is basically just another way of wearing your politics. It's a silly thing to attack people over in any case. Using fashion to signal support for ongoing acts of rebellion is good
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Seems bad that a billionaire controls the satellites used to fly military drones into other countries and can enable or disable those attacks on his whim.
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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You can make sure the seat next to you on the train or bus stays empty by telling Brandon Johnson that it's a mayoral appointment position.
February 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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did the thing, made a "lake forever problems for now" feed: bsky.app/profile/did:.... please only use this for good.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It feels exactly like an Improv Everywhere stunt from 2005.
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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MBJ never beating the "immediately fell into a two year coma upon entering office" accusations
IL High Speed Rail Commission will finalize its final report to the legislature by July without the input from Chicago. The city is not officially involved in the commission because the appointed seat for the city on the board is vacant and can only be appointed by the Mayor's Office.
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
He didn't
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Also, preventing inside trading is very very difficult and winning a lot of money because you know something is very very incentivize.
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Up there with 'prosperity gospel' and my new least favorite I saw this week, that Jesus said we shouldn't support immigrants.
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It's infuriating how out of line with the gospels it is.
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Also, shout out to Zubaer Khan for producing this video of our interview with Marimar Martinez: m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCO4...
Marimar Martinez speaks with WBEZ & Chicago Sun-Times reporters about getting shot by Border Patrol.
YouTube video by Chicago Sun-Times
m.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
There's a portage statue already, but we really ought to make more well known the place where Joliet and those goof balls insisted the Chicago portage to the Des Plaines was easy.
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Work is paying my bills to use it, even as a computer person for my job, it's way better at throwing together a quick script than I am.
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”

Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Food poisoning while traveling always feels to me like it lasts longer than at home.
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Hanging off the skyscrapers in the loop, ab stops at the metra stations, El stops,vand bus terminals at the cities edges?
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM