Chris Hofmann
foximus05.bsky.social
Chris Hofmann
@foximus05.bsky.social
Cat Dad of Rocket Cat Rescue - Washed up in a lot of careers: racecar mechanic, rocket flight director, airplane fixer. Trying to figure out whats next in life.

He/Him. Posts are my own opinions.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Look at my son, pride is not the word I’m looking for…….
Flibbet is struggling to tongue since he had his dental. But oddly, this fits him….

#rescuecat #kleinfelterscat
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well. Now I know why I was in Hawthorne the last two weeks doing neat things.
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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"who radicalized you"

Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Cheeseburger in Paradise (2002-2020): A chain of beachside-themed restaurants from singer Jimmy Buffet, named after his iconic song, offering a wide array of burgers along with sandwiches, salads, and tropical cocktails.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The GOP right now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Its been a good week in LA, but airplane driver, please take me home for a few days.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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You’re laughing. That man is digging through the ditches, burning through the witches, and slamming in the back of his Dragula and you’re laughing?
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Come meet Olive! Everyone needs a perfect void scarf! (All she wants is to lay ok your shoulders and make biscuits)
We are up at Pet Supplies Plus in Vacaville today with Olive, Frogger, and the Super Furiends crew! We’ll be here with the cats for the adoption event from 2-5pm.
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Hey Bay Area Friends! We are up again at Pet Supplies Plus in Vacaville, CA from 2-5 today with some amazing adoptable cats! Come say Hi!
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Matt Gaetz's brother-in-law, Palmer Luckey?
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Violent J is a real one
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Relatable lately. So many things occurring, and insure how to find my center lately.
Overstimulated
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Cool hackathon from Toyota Gazoo Racing North America with some cash prizes.

They're providing a package of data and offering a challenge for those that want to build some tools.

More info at Devpost here: hackthetrack.devpost.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Life has been a lot lately. 9 days in Arkansas followed by 12 hours notice for a week in the UAE. Now in Vegas.

We do what we do to provide for our loved ones, but things have been very sad at home lately, and I wish I was home more to help the one I love more.
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
XNA > DEN > SMF

Time to head home for a few days.
October 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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If you politely mute when you aren't talking, it doesn't even matter if someone is scream meowing in the background of your zoom
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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!!!
October 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
One perk of being at UpSummit was looking at the Slate and Scout trucks close up. Would definitely rock either of them.
September 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I just want a hotel room where:

1) the pillows are not completely flat

2) the shower head is higher than I am.
September 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM