FumblyPrimate
@fumblyprimate.bsky.social
Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle.
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
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It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
February 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.
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February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
So, been off the booze for a while, the odd glass here and there.
Went to a friends party and had a good amount. A good time was had by all and was well behaved.
But I’m still having the post-booze edginess. Didn’t miss that. Probably think my drinking days are behind me.
Went to a friends party and had a good amount. A good time was had by all and was well behaved.
But I’m still having the post-booze edginess. Didn’t miss that. Probably think my drinking days are behind me.
February 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
So, been off the booze for a while, the odd glass here and there.
Went to a friends party and had a good amount. A good time was had by all and was well behaved.
But I’m still having the post-booze edginess. Didn’t miss that. Probably think my drinking days are behind me.
Went to a friends party and had a good amount. A good time was had by all and was well behaved.
But I’m still having the post-booze edginess. Didn’t miss that. Probably think my drinking days are behind me.
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You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
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So as someone who hasn’t blogged for a while I’m going to try and post everyday in February to keep the #FebruaryPhotoFest idea going. Anyone going to join me? focusedandfilthy.com/2026/02/01/f...
Fishnet February - Focused and Filthy
I started this photographic blog really for one main reason - so that I could join in with February PhotoFest . A month long photographic meme that Molly ran each year and which I really wanted to be ...
focusedandfilthy.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
So as someone who hasn’t blogged for a while I’m going to try and post everyday in February to keep the #FebruaryPhotoFest idea going. Anyone going to join me? focusedandfilthy.com/2026/02/01/f...
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
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This is correct.
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This is correct.
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Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.
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Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent
‘“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?”
“Why?”
“It saves time.”’
‘“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?”
“Why?”
“It saves time.”’
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”
“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
"‘Even tyrants have to obey the law.’ He paused, looking thoughtful, and continued: ‘No, I tell a lie, tyrants do not have to obey the law, obviously, but they do have to observe the niceties.’"
"‘Even tyrants have to obey the law.’ He paused, looking thoughtful, and continued: ‘No, I tell a lie, tyrants do not have to obey the law, obviously, but they do have to observe the niceties.’"
January 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent
‘“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?”
“Why?”
“It saves time.”’
‘“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?”
“Why?”
“It saves time.”’
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Not all heroes wear - oh
An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Not all heroes wear - oh
Five jobs I’ve had:
1) Trainee tent repairer
2) Live art model
3) Ice cream factory worker
4) Dancer with a band
5) Disgruntled postal worker
1) Trainee tent repairer
2) Live art model
3) Ice cream factory worker
4) Dancer with a band
5) Disgruntled postal worker
Five jobs I've had:
1) Paperboy
2) Beach-based ice cream and donut seller
3) Ski guide
4) Sommelier
5) Goofy (yes, the Disney character)
1) Paperboy
2) Beach-based ice cream and donut seller
3) Ski guide
4) Sommelier
5) Goofy (yes, the Disney character)
1) Writing and French tutor
2) Insurance agent
3) Customer service at an outdoor supply store
4) Plumbing assistant at a water park
5) Snack bar girl at a swim club
2) Insurance agent
3) Customer service at an outdoor supply store
4) Plumbing assistant at a water park
5) Snack bar girl at a swim club
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Five jobs I’ve had:
1) Trainee tent repairer
2) Live art model
3) Ice cream factory worker
4) Dancer with a band
5) Disgruntled postal worker
1) Trainee tent repairer
2) Live art model
3) Ice cream factory worker
4) Dancer with a band
5) Disgruntled postal worker
Only Connect😂
Holiday 87 with Jill Dando
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Only Connect😂
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This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10 (IG: thegoldenboyranger)
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10 (IG: thegoldenboyranger)
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Just been sacked after doing my latest unboxing video.
I should never have taken that job at the undertakers.
I should never have taken that job at the undertakers.
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Just been sacked after doing my latest unboxing video.
I should never have taken that job at the undertakers.
I should never have taken that job at the undertakers.
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All I’m saying is if someone fed me, gave me a warm bed, walked me, played with me, let me outside for a poo or wee whenever I wanted and generally loved me unconditionally, I wouldn’t jump in their seat the second they got up because that’s ARSEHOLE BEHAVIOUR. That’s all I’m saying.
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
All I’m saying is if someone fed me, gave me a warm bed, walked me, played with me, let me outside for a poo or wee whenever I wanted and generally loved me unconditionally, I wouldn’t jump in their seat the second they got up because that’s ARSEHOLE BEHAVIOUR. That’s all I’m saying.
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While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
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This is Mochi. He wanted to see if you were done with work yet. Knows you just logged on, but still thought he'd check. 12/10 (IG: mochidanchoo)
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This is Mochi. He wanted to see if you were done with work yet. Knows you just logged on, but still thought he'd check. 12/10 (IG: mochidanchoo)
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Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools
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Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
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Went for a walk on Dartmoor yesterday & found these little water spouts bubbling up in a place that's bone dry in Spring & Summer. Today, an ecologist has explained to me these are 'ephemeral springs': where the bedrock on Dartmoor is impermeable granite, the water can't sink past the bedrock.
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January 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Went for a walk on Dartmoor yesterday & found these little water spouts bubbling up in a place that's bone dry in Spring & Summer. Today, an ecologist has explained to me these are 'ephemeral springs': where the bedrock on Dartmoor is impermeable granite, the water can't sink past the bedrock.
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Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
The ex-Fifa boss showed his support of a Swiss lawyer who called for a boycott of the tournament due to security concerns in the US
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.