FumblyPrimate
@fumblyprimate.bsky.social
Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle.
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
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"According to the leaked data, WhiteData had more than 6,500 users, of which 86% were men and 14% women. “A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia,” Root wrote"
This is the one that rolled me
This is the one that rolled me
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"According to the leaked data, WhiteData had more than 6,500 users, of which 86% were men and 14% women. “A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia,” Root wrote"
This is the one that rolled me
This is the one that rolled me
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Lol: “Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote."
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Lol: “Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote."
Wintry sun on the bike commute in.
A touch parky🥶
A touch parky🥶
January 5, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Wintry sun on the bike commute in.
A touch parky🥶
A touch parky🥶
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Why do birds,
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Why do birds,
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
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“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM
“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”
The sex was going great until I got a new one and it wasn’t even close to the right size
😳
😳
The sex was great until I was in the car park and the way to bed was a bit more than a few minutes away from the last one of those things I was thinking of
Things ... what things? 🤷🏻♀️😄
Things ... what things? 🤷🏻♀️😄
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The sex was going great until I got a new one and it wasn’t even close to the right size
😳
😳
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🎶 He robbed from the poor
And gave to the rich
STUPID BITCH 🎶
And gave to the rich
STUPID BITCH 🎶
Poorest have got poorer under Labour while richest are better off
Poorest have got poorer under Labour while richest are better off
Poorest have got poorer under Labour while richest are better off
www.independent.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
🎶 He robbed from the poor
And gave to the rich
STUPID BITCH 🎶
And gave to the rich
STUPID BITCH 🎶
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
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The viewers are encouraged to take pieces of candy away, symbolically performing a sacrament of partaking of the body, and symbolically watching his partner waste away to nothing.
It is such a poignant and powerful piece
It is such a poignant and powerful piece
Felix Gonzalez-Torres, 1991, “Untitled”. A pile of free candy, the pile can be staged in any art gallery anywhere but must weigh 175 pounds, which was the healthy weight of Gonzalez-Torres’ partner Ross Laycock, who died of AIDS.
![[Image description: a corner in a white-walled art gallery. There is a large mound of multicolored candy piled up in the corner.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cdvx6m3a2ssmxbgtigmrqk7d/bafkreicw3krddnt5evm7ayup5ye5d42k2hut3ytul7jjabhwoem5ara3sa@jpeg)
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The viewers are encouraged to take pieces of candy away, symbolically performing a sacrament of partaking of the body, and symbolically watching his partner waste away to nothing.
It is such a poignant and powerful piece
It is such a poignant and powerful piece
This will come in useful in union negotiations with management😁
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
This will come in useful in union negotiations with management😁
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Ok new Batman casting hear me out.
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Ok new Batman casting hear me out.
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
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19th century Lemon squeezer.
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 AM
19th century Lemon squeezer.
Should have named this Happy New Rear😁
Happy New Year you wonderful, beautiful people.
(CW: naked Fumbly)
(CW: naked Fumbly)
January 1, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Should have named this Happy New Rear😁
Happy New Year you wonderful, beautiful people.
(CW: naked Fumbly)
(CW: naked Fumbly)
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Happy New Year you wonderful, beautiful people.
(CW: naked Fumbly)
(CW: naked Fumbly)
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So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
December 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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This never fails to delight 👇
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This never fails to delight 👇
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Morning, you gorgeous creatures xxx
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Morning, you gorgeous creatures xxx
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
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Got a few quid spare? You could do some good here...
Northumberland nature recovery project takes shape with biggest land sale in 30 years
Wildlife trust is raising funds to buy largest piece of land in single ownership to come up for sale in England for a generation
www.theguardian.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Got a few quid spare? You could do some good here...
Morning, you gorgeous creatures xxx
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Morning, you gorgeous creatures xxx
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
Last sunrise of the year.
It’s beautiful
And so are you💛
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My sincere year-end thought isn’t an original one, but its importance has been underscored to me repeatedly over the last 12 months: be free with telling the people you love that you love them, casually, and at every chance. Great love, small love, every type of love.
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My sincere year-end thought isn’t an original one, but its importance has been underscored to me repeatedly over the last 12 months: be free with telling the people you love that you love them, casually, and at every chance. Great love, small love, every type of love.
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People say it’s “wrong” to make your disability your identity.
It’s “wrong” to put it in your bio.
It’s “wrong” to make it a central part of who you are.
They want us to hide.
I think it’s wrong to force us to hide for the comfort of others.
I hid for years.
It’s “wrong” to put it in your bio.
It’s “wrong” to make it a central part of who you are.
They want us to hide.
I think it’s wrong to force us to hide for the comfort of others.
I hid for years.
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
People say it’s “wrong” to make your disability your identity.
It’s “wrong” to put it in your bio.
It’s “wrong” to make it a central part of who you are.
They want us to hide.
I think it’s wrong to force us to hide for the comfort of others.
I hid for years.
It’s “wrong” to put it in your bio.
It’s “wrong” to make it a central part of who you are.
They want us to hide.
I think it’s wrong to force us to hide for the comfort of others.
I hid for years.