Mike Wood
@funnyonceaday.bsky.social
Comedian. Beekeeper. Mathdork.
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This is how you live a life
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This is how you live a life
"Madflew?"
Amazon Driver Switches Jobs With Starbucks Drive-Thru Dude In Terrifying Prank-Gone-Wrong
An Amazon delivery van had to be recovered after its driver followed a GPS route onto “extremely dangerous” mudflats. https://cnn.it/4amp3I9
February 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
"Madflew?"
Amazon Driver Switches Jobs With Starbucks Drive-Thru Dude In Terrifying Prank-Gone-Wrong
An Amazon delivery van had to be recovered after its driver followed a GPS route onto “extremely dangerous” mudflats. https://cnn.it/4amp3I9
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Amazon Driver Switches Jobs With Starbucks Drive-Thru Dude In Terrifying Prank-Gone-Wrong
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Are you traveling between a Wheel-then-Jeopardy! city and a Jeopardy!-then-Wheel city? Know your rights!
while we're on the topic, find you a partner who will look up the local jeopardy airing times when traveling and make sure you're somewhere with a tv at that time every day
February 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Are you traveling between a Wheel-then-Jeopardy! city and a Jeopardy!-then-Wheel city? Know your rights!
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We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.
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in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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New "Fucks" $65(Cdn) each (including postage.) Titles & descriptions in alt-text. DM if interested (more to come.)
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
New "Fucks" $65(Cdn) each (including postage.) Titles & descriptions in alt-text. DM if interested (more to come.)
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It’s called Canada
we need pro curling on all year
February 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
It’s called Canada
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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If you want to piss someone off who is hyper anti-vaxx, anti-tax, etc. just encourage them to go form their own separate society with people who agree with them.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
My most authoritarian opinion is that the MMR vaccine should be mandatory, with only medical (not religious or floofy) exemptions allowed. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
If you want to piss someone off who is hyper anti-vaxx, anti-tax, etc. just encourage them to go form their own separate society with people who agree with them.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
A big unstated assumption for a lot of selfish people is that they want the benefits of living in a society with none of the obligations.
Sucks to see this administration finally close Jabba's weather station.
A leading American research lab is slated to lose its critical supercomputing facility, according to a letter released by the National Science Foundation.https://cnn.it/3MoF7zU
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Sucks to see this administration finally close Jabba's weather station.
Postcard from Wisconsin to loved ones in D.C.
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Postcard from Wisconsin to loved ones in D.C.
Cool. I'll put it on my calendar.
Now. What's the timeline for the orbiting pleasure dome?
Now. What's the timeline for the orbiting pleasure dome?
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
Microsoft AI CEO predicts 'most, if not all' white-collar tasks will be automated by AI within 18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Cool. I'll put it on my calendar.
Now. What's the timeline for the orbiting pleasure dome?
Now. What's the timeline for the orbiting pleasure dome?
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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MUSK: We're gonna build a balloon filled with my farts to float to the Moon.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
MUSK: We're gonna build a balloon filled with my farts to float to the Moon.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.
CNBC: Dirigible-flatulence economy is about to boom.
Things are really heating up in the Hypothetical Sector
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Things are really heating up in the Hypothetical Sector
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Every time someone describes a somewhat useful feature of these text and image generators, they should have to follow it with "...and that's why I don't mind if people post fake nudes of your children on the internet."
June 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every time someone describes a somewhat useful feature of these text and image generators, they should have to follow it with "...and that's why I don't mind if people post fake nudes of your children on the internet."
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Billionaires are not like the rest of us. They're different. Just ask them. They'll tell you.
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Billionaires are not like the rest of us. They're different. Just ask them. They'll tell you.
Not until reaching the words "Camp East Montana" did I deduce what kind of story this is (Epstein or ConcentrationCamp)
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Not until reaching the words "Camp East Montana" did I deduce what kind of story this is (Epstein or ConcentrationCamp)
How would an independent Alberta fare at the regional science fair?
How would an independent Alberta fare at the Olympics? calgarysun.com/news/tentati...
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
How would an independent Alberta fare at the regional science fair?
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zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
zamboni would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Tech Companies: Look what AI can do.
Everybody: Yeah, but can you get it not to?
Everybody: Yeah, but can you get it not to?
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Tech Companies: Look what AI can do.
Everybody: Yeah, but can you get it not to?
Everybody: Yeah, but can you get it not to?
Anyone still paying their student loans in this global environment needs to medicate their optimism
New all-time high for share of student loans in serious delinquency.
(via NY Fed / Schwab)
(via NY Fed / Schwab)
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Anyone still paying their student loans in this global environment needs to medicate their optimism
"Pro-Growth"
"Abundance"
I am abundantly pro-guillotine
"Abundance"
I am abundantly pro-guillotine
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"Pro-Growth"
"Abundance"
I am abundantly pro-guillotine
"Abundance"
I am abundantly pro-guillotine
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I didn’t like them before it was cool.
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I didn’t like them before it was cool.