Christian Gentzel
@gentzelc.bsky.social
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
Showed this picture to my wife while snickering, and she asked me if I was broken inside.
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Showed this picture to my wife while snickering, and she asked me if I was broken inside.
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There is a major political organization allied with the president that got so mad a Latino artist was tapped to play at the Super Bowl they made a whole alternative show. We should all take a moment to reflect on that. It is so blatantly racist.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
There is a major political organization allied with the president that got so mad a Latino artist was tapped to play at the Super Bowl they made a whole alternative show. We should all take a moment to reflect on that. It is so blatantly racist.
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Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Unidos somos América.
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does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?
anyway
anyway
![The advertising during the game stood out for a high number of celebrity cameos and advertisements for futuristic technology, particularly for products like electric vehicles, virtual reality and cryptocurrency.[136][137][138][139] There were many cryptocurrency-related ads drawing comparisons to dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000,[140][141] leading some to refer to the game as the "Crypto Bowl".[142][143]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreievce7ps4onya4r7lnkhyunbnuniltxqhynyysdz3ratcfzlsah3a@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?
anyway
anyway
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
This commercial was so, so closed to being based, but then it was a hims & hers commercial, and I cried.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This commercial was so, so closed to being based, but then it was a hims & hers commercial, and I cried.
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If you have a problem with a performance that ended with THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE - well, you’re a bad person
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
If you have a problem with a performance that ended with THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE - well, you’re a bad person
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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I would rather set my Mom’s house on fire than watch a commercial where…
*checks notes*
… Mr. Beast promotes Sales Force.
*checks notes*
… Mr. Beast promotes Sales Force.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I would rather set my Mom’s house on fire than watch a commercial where…
*checks notes*
… Mr. Beast promotes Sales Force.
*checks notes*
… Mr. Beast promotes Sales Force.
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it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao
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Bad Bunny got into the endzone and scored before either offense
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Bad Bunny got into the endzone and scored before either offense
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loved every second of Bad Bunny. That message of inclusion and a celebration of cultures like Puerto Rico’s is just what America needs right now. Plus, his music just gets you in motion. 10/10
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
loved every second of Bad Bunny. That message of inclusion and a celebration of cultures like Puerto Rico’s is just what America needs right now. Plus, his music just gets you in motion. 10/10
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
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This is the Super Bowl for people who hate AI and cannot escape it no matter how hard they try
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
This is the Super Bowl for people who hate AI and cannot escape it no matter how hard they try
“God. I wish I didn’t have to see any more AI ads tonight.”
> Coinbase enters the chat
Me:
> Coinbase enters the chat
Me:
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
“God. I wish I didn’t have to see any more AI ads tonight.”
> Coinbase enters the chat
Me:
> Coinbase enters the chat
Me:
GOD FUCK OFF COIN BASE
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
GOD FUCK OFF COIN BASE
Super Bowl LX
BRODYQUEST
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Super Bowl LX
This would be a face turn that would rival Batista hitting Triple H with the thumbs down in 2005.
Or maybe he was teasing he's gonna be with Bad Bunny today!
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This would be a face turn that would rival Batista hitting Triple H with the thumbs down in 2005.