GoofyGemini
@goofygemini.bsky.social
Canucks fan, Bluesky creeper
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December 21 is the winter solstice, which means that in the Northern Hemisphere:
- The path of the Sun is farthest south in the sky
- The Sun travels the shortest path, giving the day the least daylight and the longest night
- Things can only get lighter from here
- The path of the Sun is farthest south in the sky
- The Sun travels the shortest path, giving the day the least daylight and the longest night
- Things can only get lighter from here
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
December 21 is the winter solstice, which means that in the Northern Hemisphere:
- The path of the Sun is farthest south in the sky
- The Sun travels the shortest path, giving the day the least daylight and the longest night
- Things can only get lighter from here
- The path of the Sun is farthest south in the sky
- The Sun travels the shortest path, giving the day the least daylight and the longest night
- Things can only get lighter from here
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Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
Parliament's Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
OTTAWA - Shockwaves spread throughout the House this week when staffers realized that the vaguely threatening elf watching their every move was actually the leader of the Opposition in a festive winte...
thebeaverton.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
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Congratulations, you made it!
Every day from here on out is literally a little bit brighter.
Light a candle or share a feast with your loved ones as you let go of endings and dream of new beginnings - happy winter solstice!
Every day from here on out is literally a little bit brighter.
Light a candle or share a feast with your loved ones as you let go of endings and dream of new beginnings - happy winter solstice!
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Congratulations, you made it!
Every day from here on out is literally a little bit brighter.
Light a candle or share a feast with your loved ones as you let go of endings and dream of new beginnings - happy winter solstice!
Every day from here on out is literally a little bit brighter.
Light a candle or share a feast with your loved ones as you let go of endings and dream of new beginnings - happy winter solstice!
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every single “masculinity” influencer should be required to get in the ring against a professional boxer once they hit 500 subscribers
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
every single “masculinity” influencer should be required to get in the ring against a professional boxer once they hit 500 subscribers
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Happy darkest day of the year to all who celebrate.
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy darkest day of the year to all who celebrate.
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Hot girl on girl action
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hot girl on girl action
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Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
OTTAWA - Finishing out the last of his holiday shopping, former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has reportedly asked aides how many autographed 8x10 photographs of himself to gift to his new girlfriend,...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
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I got drunk at a holiday party and told the CMO I had sex in the break room on the couch that used to be in there one time and he said he took it home and it was in his kids rec room now
Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
December 7, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I got drunk at a holiday party and told the CMO I had sex in the break room on the couch that used to be in there one time and he said he took it home and it was in his kids rec room now
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Ah. Well. Nevertheless
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
OneBC no longer recognized as official party, MLA says | CBC News
A B.C. MLA says the Speaker’s Office has confirmed that OneBC will no longer be recognized as an official party in the legislature.
www.cbc.ca
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ah. Well. Nevertheless
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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That’s funny because I think a party leader who lost in his own riding but back-doored his way in all the while taxpayers covered his housing is legitimate either.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That’s funny because I think a party leader who lost in his own riding but back-doored his way in all the while taxpayers covered his housing is legitimate either.
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"If there is anything to be learned from the collapse of the circus tent, perched atop the clown college, located inside the dumpster fire known as OneBC, it is this: the British Columbia public should not be funding political parties that nobody voted for."
www.biv.com/news/comment...
www.biv.com/news/comment...
Rob Shaw: Time to close the loophole that let OneBC tap public cash for circus-tent politics
Public resources meant for legislative work were used to amplify culture-war crusades while core issues like affordability and health care went unanswered
www.biv.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"If there is anything to be learned from the collapse of the circus tent, perched atop the clown college, located inside the dumpster fire known as OneBC, it is this: the British Columbia public should not be funding political parties that nobody voted for."
www.biv.com/news/comment...
www.biv.com/news/comment...
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
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Can’t change, won’t change
ROSIE: You've now lost two MPs to the Liberal Party... Is this a problem of your leadership?
POILIEVRE: No, it's a problem of Mark Carney's leadership that after Canadians clearly rejected a costly Liberal majority... he is trying to manipulate his way through backroom deals.
POILIEVRE: No, it's a problem of Mark Carney's leadership that after Canadians clearly rejected a costly Liberal majority... he is trying to manipulate his way through backroom deals.
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Can’t change, won’t change
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Just slammed a Terry's Chocolate Orange on the counter and every segment separated perfectly. I think I might be Jesus. Can't be sure, but maybe.
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just slammed a Terry's Chocolate Orange on the counter and every segment separated perfectly. I think I might be Jesus. Can't be sure, but maybe.
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always mighty interesting when anonymous lifestyle-focused websites start doing multiple stories about local political issues from one side (and in some cases with blatant untruths)
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
always mighty interesting when anonymous lifestyle-focused websites start doing multiple stories about local political issues from one side (and in some cases with blatant untruths)
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I hope everyone has a terrible weekend.
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I hope everyone has a terrible weekend.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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omfg
So one of the World Cup matches here on Seattle is supposed to celebrate LGBTQ+ fans. Unfortunately the two teams "randomly" selected to play that match are... Egypt and Iran. This World Cup is already cursed.
www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24...
www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24...
Iran and Egypt set to play Seattle's World Cup LGBTQ Pride Match - Outsports
A World Cup match in Seattle has been named the Pride Match. That game now features Egypt and Iran, which imprison gay people.
www.outsports.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
omfg
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Gonna get this 7 foot tall inflatable Gritty and put a Santa hat on him and put him in my front yard
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Gonna get this 7 foot tall inflatable Gritty and put a Santa hat on him and put him in my front yard
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People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply