Pitch the Christmas Devil
@greghyatt.bsky.social
Bartender, queer, Level 12 vegan, ska kid, cyclist, comics and Star Trek fan.
I'm officially too old for this shit.
KCMO
I'm officially too old for this shit.
KCMO
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July 5, 1776:
We went from a country that defended others from being invaded for their natural resources, to a country that is now threatening to invade others for their natural resources.
Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
July 5, 1776:
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@profanity.accountant I need to know
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
@profanity.accountant I need to know
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I've said it before, and I'll continue to say it: if capitalism really was a meritocracy, Cynthia Rothrock would've been the face-kicking icon of the 80's-90's and it'd be Chuck Norris languishing in obscurity.
Think I'm gonna rewatch Yes Madam tonight, classic Hong Kong action comedy directed by Corey Yuen starring Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock
a woman adjusts her seat belt while driving
Alt: a woman adjusts her seat belt while driving
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I've said it before, and I'll continue to say it: if capitalism really was a meritocracy, Cynthia Rothrock would've been the face-kicking icon of the 80's-90's and it'd be Chuck Norris languishing in obscurity.
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Every single unfunny Chuck Norris meme becomes an eternal truth if you switch it to being about Rothrock
I've said it before, and I'll continue to say it: if capitalism really was a meritocracy, Cynthia Rothrock would've been the face-kicking icon of the 80's-90's and it'd be Chuck Norris languishing in obscurity.
Think I'm gonna rewatch Yes Madam tonight, classic Hong Kong action comedy directed by Corey Yuen starring Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Every single unfunny Chuck Norris meme becomes an eternal truth if you switch it to being about Rothrock
Googling some garden stuff and I fell down a rabbit hole that reminded me of the time I got kicked out of a FB group because I mentioned that a local vegan restaurant was owned by an anti-vax pedophile who believed in lizard people and Pizzagate.
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Googling some garden stuff and I fell down a rabbit hole that reminded me of the time I got kicked out of a FB group because I mentioned that a local vegan restaurant was owned by an anti-vax pedophile who believed in lizard people and Pizzagate.
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Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/
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If the U.S. was at war, Pete Hegseth's order would be a war crime, a military lawyer said. Instead, it might just be murder. wapo.st/49KbUJ1
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If the U.S. was at war, Pete Hegseth's order would be a war crime, a military lawyer said. Instead, it might just be murder. wapo.st/49KbUJ1
I HAVE THIS COOKBOOK AND THEY ARE ALL TERRIBLE
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I HAVE THIS COOKBOOK AND THEY ARE ALL TERRIBLE
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Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
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Nobody:
The straight edge cousin on Thanksgiving: yo, you wanna go on a 2-step before we eat?
The straight edge cousin on Thanksgiving: yo, you wanna go on a 2-step before we eat?
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Nobody:
The straight edge cousin on Thanksgiving: yo, you wanna go on a 2-step before we eat?
The straight edge cousin on Thanksgiving: yo, you wanna go on a 2-step before we eat?
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The Great Holiday Cock Swap (2018)
November 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
The Great Holiday Cock Swap (2018)
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![van haley (@vanhaley_yt) posted on twitter: "friends w benefiits [sic] implies the existence of friends w consequences"
Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisoneØverhere) quotes: "In many cases they are in fact the very same thing"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreign3r2s2gstxbbycfsuub5bz5rvlnpfcujeio5y2dt773kqi7ar4m@jpeg)
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Welp, offer letter is signed and I start training in a week.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Welp, offer letter is signed and I start training in a week.
I've watched STAR TREK and that is not true
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I've watched STAR TREK and that is not true
I know Jack Kevorkian is dead, but he must've had a protege...
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I know Jack Kevorkian is dead, but he must've had a protege...
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.
BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.