hansen9j
@hansen9j.bsky.social
Accountant. Opinions are my own. Dad to Xander & Katie, husband to Denelle. He/him. Regina, SK #GoPackGo #LetsGoRiders #BlueJays
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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is Brock Purdy AI? Because his diehard boosters in Silicon Valley keep saying he’s really useful and the rest of us are like hmmmmm idk it kinda feels like he constantly messes up in obvious ways
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
is Brock Purdy AI? Because his diehard boosters in Silicon Valley keep saying he’s really useful and the rest of us are like hmmmmm idk it kinda feels like he constantly messes up in obvious ways
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sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
@andynapier.bsky.social different mascara dorada, this one is much younger and un-205ed
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@andynapier.bsky.social different mascara dorada, this one is much younger and un-205ed
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Executive w/rival club: No comment…unless you grant me anonymity.
Rosenthal: *bow tie twirling excitedly* Ooh, this must be JUICY. ANONYMITY GRANTED
Executive: *whispers* Those teams have low attendance
Rosenthal: *bow tie twirling excitedly* Ooh, this must be JUICY. ANONYMITY GRANTED
Executive: *whispers* Those teams have low attendance
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Executive w/rival club: No comment…unless you grant me anonymity.
Rosenthal: *bow tie twirling excitedly* Ooh, this must be JUICY. ANONYMITY GRANTED
Executive: *whispers* Those teams have low attendance
Rosenthal: *bow tie twirling excitedly* Ooh, this must be JUICY. ANONYMITY GRANTED
Executive: *whispers* Those teams have low attendance
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holy shit y’all
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
holy shit y’all
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You'll never guess what this is in response to
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You'll never guess what this is in response to
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Today I learned “shortly after the Eagles blew a 21 point lead to Dallas” is not the best time to start watching Pluribus
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today I learned “shortly after the Eagles blew a 21 point lead to Dallas” is not the best time to start watching Pluribus
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humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
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did not know before the broadcast that sean mcvay and chris shula were close in college. this is the most competent web of nepotism that’s ever existed
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
did not know before the broadcast that sean mcvay and chris shula were close in college. this is the most competent web of nepotism that’s ever existed
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coughing baby vs. nuclear bomb
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
coughing baby vs. nuclear bomb
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after the 2023 football season the three most accomplished football coaches (arguably) left or were left by their career defining jobs. now one of them has to work with pat mcafee and the other two went back for another bite at the apple just to get humiliated every single week
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
after the 2023 football season the three most accomplished football coaches (arguably) left or were left by their career defining jobs. now one of them has to work with pat mcafee and the other two went back for another bite at the apple just to get humiliated every single week
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I TOLD YOU I TOLD ALL OF YOU
Reminded of when the Colts hired that bum Jeff Saturday and his only head coaching win was against the Raiders lol. Browns by three TDs.
Between the preseason and just this first half of football, it’s hard to remember a rookie quarterback who has looked less prepared for the NFL than Shedeur Sanders, IMO. Just completely overwhelmed by the speed and size of the opposing defense in a way you rarely see.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I TOLD YOU I TOLD ALL OF YOU
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i'm fine if NFL overtime has a two-minute warning, but it's being incorrectly placed.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i'm fine if NFL overtime has a two-minute warning, but it's being incorrectly placed.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
the overtime period is 10 minutes, not 15.
therefor the two-minute warning should come at 1:20, not 2:00.
thank you.
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SHEDEUR SANDERS
WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA
WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
SHEDEUR SANDERS
WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA
WELCOME TO THE BROWNS HYDRA
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Remember: kicking to go up 6 is a great way to give opponent better field position and lose by 1.
Our model strongly agreed with Giants decision.
Our model strongly agreed with Giants decision.
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Remember: kicking to go up 6 is a great way to give opponent better field position and lose by 1.
Our model strongly agreed with Giants decision.
Our model strongly agreed with Giants decision.
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How did the Giants ever have Russ as QB1 or even QB2 at any point this year
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How did the Giants ever have Russ as QB1 or even QB2 at any point this year
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The broadcasters agreeing that this is the worst half of football they've ever watched from a single football team is something
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The broadcasters agreeing that this is the worst half of football they've ever watched from a single football team is something
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hey man the mighty mighty bosstones don't deserve that
if jj mccarthy was music he would be ska
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
hey man the mighty mighty bosstones don't deserve that
I know that ain’t Jameis doing a spin move to break a tackle after a catch
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I know that ain’t Jameis doing a spin move to break a tackle after a catch
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-0.46 EPA per play from the QB without a turnover is insane
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
-0.46 EPA per play from the QB without a turnover is insane
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Olsen trying so hard not to just explicitly rip into McCarthy
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Olsen trying so hard not to just explicitly rip into McCarthy