Haunted Machine
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We're doing this again are we?
Post interactive ex person.
Post interactive ex person.
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Well, well, well.
Would you look who it is warning of "doom" if you don't invest in the world's most dangerous financial bubble ever.
Would you look who it is warning of "doom" if you don't invest in the world's most dangerous financial bubble ever.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Well, well, well.
Would you look who it is warning of "doom" if you don't invest in the world's most dangerous financial bubble ever.
Would you look who it is warning of "doom" if you don't invest in the world's most dangerous financial bubble ever.
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When you’re so deep into dehumanising refugees you convince yourself there must be a nefarious reason they take care of their children rather than yknow, love
BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation"
As opposed to doing what with their children??
As opposed to doing what with their children??
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
When you’re so deep into dehumanising refugees you convince yourself there must be a nefarious reason they take care of their children rather than yknow, love
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Streamline your kitchen routine. Hack your bedtime procedures. Annihilate your bathroom program
May 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Streamline your kitchen routine. Hack your bedtime procedures. Annihilate your bathroom program
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“I agree with Nick.”
Kill the industry, you say? That sounds tough for that industry. Which industry was that again?
Oh. The stealing industry? Maybe killing that industry wouldn’t be such a bad thing? Considering it’s kind of a bad industry. Unlike the other one, which it’s currently killing.
Kill the industry, you say? That sounds tough for that industry. Which industry was that again?
Oh. The stealing industry? Maybe killing that industry wouldn’t be such a bad thing? Considering it’s kind of a bad industry. Unlike the other one, which it’s currently killing.
May 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
“I agree with Nick.”
Kill the industry, you say? That sounds tough for that industry. Which industry was that again?
Oh. The stealing industry? Maybe killing that industry wouldn’t be such a bad thing? Considering it’s kind of a bad industry. Unlike the other one, which it’s currently killing.
Kill the industry, you say? That sounds tough for that industry. Which industry was that again?
Oh. The stealing industry? Maybe killing that industry wouldn’t be such a bad thing? Considering it’s kind of a bad industry. Unlike the other one, which it’s currently killing.
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The Labour Party used to be the political arm of the trade union movement. Now it's the political arm of property development, arms dealers and fossil fuel peddlers.
May 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Labour Party used to be the political arm of the trade union movement. Now it's the political arm of property development, arms dealers and fossil fuel peddlers.
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every other social need however obvious, pressing, and dearly important to voters is subordinate to the bigger project: endless cynical racism
BREAKING: “We will be closing the care worker visa for overseas recruitment” - Home Secretary Yvette Cooper
Don’t we have a desperate shortage of care workers?
Don’t we have a desperate shortage of care workers?
May 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
every other social need however obvious, pressing, and dearly important to voters is subordinate to the bigger project: endless cynical racism
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Don't go make me tap the sign yet again...
May 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Don't go make me tap the sign yet again...
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![Bathroom graffiti: "Work Really Hard And One Day This Can Be You:" [A gravestone, reading: "RIP, worked really hard."]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiblycoi362ah3ny6vys2kq5fn7tqxyjpbgdfpsyz74xoi43yn3kw4@jpeg)
Fuck that shit.
it is now illegal to swear on online
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fuck that shit.
Who've they got? Lovecraft?
Don't @ me, pedants.
Don't @ me, pedants.
UK Ministry of Defence enlists sci-fi writers to prepare for dystopian futures
UK Ministry of Defence enlists sci-fi writers to prepare for dystopian futures
Imaginations of science fiction community used to help policymakers prepare for potential crises in Britain
It’s a scenario that would make Tesla’s founder, Elon Musk, shudder: a future where self-driving cars are the norm but a catastrophic electronic…
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Who've they got? Lovecraft?
Don't @ me, pedants.
Don't @ me, pedants.
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To shut down or unjustifiably curtail efforts to raise the alarm about a genocide is effectively to collude with that genocide (morally if not legally speaking).
This is particularly true in states like the US, UK and Germany: key external facilitators of the genocide.
This is particularly true in states like the US, UK and Germany: key external facilitators of the genocide.
The Met Police banning opponents of Israel's genocide from protesting outside the BBC underlines a central truth.
Opponents of mass slaughter are demonised as hateful extremists.
Cheerleaders of barbarism are 'mainstream moderates'.
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www.owenjones.news/p/metropolit...
Opponents of mass slaughter are demonised as hateful extremists.
Cheerleaders of barbarism are 'mainstream moderates'.
New post 👇
www.owenjones.news/p/metropolit...
January 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
To shut down or unjustifiably curtail efforts to raise the alarm about a genocide is effectively to collude with that genocide (morally if not legally speaking).
This is particularly true in states like the US, UK and Germany: key external facilitators of the genocide.
This is particularly true in states like the US, UK and Germany: key external facilitators of the genocide.
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gives me a headache that zuckerberg can do the most vile shit, say in an interview he fucking loves it, and people are like, "he's letting himself be bullied by trump". no! he's doing this cause he feels trump gives him an excuse to, not to "surrender" to him. grow up! trump is them, they are trump!
January 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
gives me a headache that zuckerberg can do the most vile shit, say in an interview he fucking loves it, and people are like, "he's letting himself be bullied by trump". no! he's doing this cause he feels trump gives him an excuse to, not to "surrender" to him. grow up! trump is them, they are trump!
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The thing that the oligarchs fundamentally misunderstand is that civil society and social safety nets were the compromise of the social contract. Dismantling civil society, rolling back civil rights, looting public resources, and exacerbating unimaginable wealth inequality fundamentally breaks it.
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The thing that the oligarchs fundamentally misunderstand is that civil society and social safety nets were the compromise of the social contract. Dismantling civil society, rolling back civil rights, looting public resources, and exacerbating unimaginable wealth inequality fundamentally breaks it.
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kinda wild how if youre not ultra wealthy and want to hang on to a room full of shit someone left you youre a hoarder and there are whole TV shows about what a freak you are but if you want to hoard the GDP of 3/4th of the planet that's just supposed to be normal
January 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
kinda wild how if youre not ultra wealthy and want to hang on to a room full of shit someone left you youre a hoarder and there are whole TV shows about what a freak you are but if you want to hoard the GDP of 3/4th of the planet that's just supposed to be normal
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Labour ministers repeatedly say that national security is their first duty as a government. Well the incoming neo-fascist Trump administration is plainly a threat to our national security, from its climate wrecking policies to Musk's far right incitement. Yet all we see from Labour is appeasement.
These comments by Streeting are disgraceful. The safety of a senior female politician has been put at risk; let alone that she's been grotesquely defamed.
January 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Labour ministers repeatedly say that national security is their first duty as a government. Well the incoming neo-fascist Trump administration is plainly a threat to our national security, from its climate wrecking policies to Musk's far right incitement. Yet all we see from Labour is appeasement.
Bullied myself into going out for a brisker than average walk as I have been strolling a bit this week. Then decided I should run 5k because I should do that more often. So I went out and ran 10k.
December 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Bullied myself into going out for a brisker than average walk as I have been strolling a bit this week. Then decided I should run 5k because I should do that more often. So I went out and ran 10k.
16th December.
Made a sauce from plum tomatoes that were outside on plants until mid October and, harvested, have ripened on a window sill in November and December.
Not sure that, climate wise, this is a good thing.
But it was a nice sauce.
Made a sauce from plum tomatoes that were outside on plants until mid October and, harvested, have ripened on a window sill in November and December.
Not sure that, climate wise, this is a good thing.
But it was a nice sauce.
December 16, 2024 at 7:28 PM
16th December.
Made a sauce from plum tomatoes that were outside on plants until mid October and, harvested, have ripened on a window sill in November and December.
Not sure that, climate wise, this is a good thing.
But it was a nice sauce.
Made a sauce from plum tomatoes that were outside on plants until mid October and, harvested, have ripened on a window sill in November and December.
Not sure that, climate wise, this is a good thing.
But it was a nice sauce.
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"That can't have done the office laminator much good"
"No, he ended up in hospital and filed a complaint for workplace harassment"
"No, he ended up in hospital and filed a complaint for workplace harassment"
my mate who used to work in dominic raab's office had a mate who used to work in kemi badenoch's office who reports that what is being said about her eating steak at her desk every day for lunch is completely true. what is being missed out is that she would sear it in the office laminator
December 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
"That can't have done the office laminator much good"
"No, he ended up in hospital and filed a complaint for workplace harassment"
"No, he ended up in hospital and filed a complaint for workplace harassment"
Getting a new phone for the first time in 6 years and it's making me feel a) extremely maudlin b) ludicrously anxious.
December 11, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Getting a new phone for the first time in 6 years and it's making me feel a) extremely maudlin b) ludicrously anxious.
Was hoping to get out early and do half my intended walking and calorie burning before the storm blew in but managed to stay out for 2 hours because the forecast was off. Worse weather seems to be arriving now but I'm 1000 calories up so it might be an old style TV Saturday from hereon in.
December 7, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Was hoping to get out early and do half my intended walking and calorie burning before the storm blew in but managed to stay out for 2 hours because the forecast was off. Worse weather seems to be arriving now but I'm 1000 calories up so it might be an old style TV Saturday from hereon in.
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My eldest once drew this beautiful Christmas fairy. I've never been able to forget it. It's so lovely and festive that I thought I should share it and hopefully you'll never be able to forget it either.
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
My eldest once drew this beautiful Christmas fairy. I've never been able to forget it. It's so lovely and festive that I thought I should share it and hopefully you'll never be able to forget it either.
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and his name is Bob Lambert.
"Every household is to have a “named, contactable officer”, according to Sir Keir Starmer." I don't want one.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
and his name is Bob Lambert.