Hayden R
@haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social
Developer/DBA/wanna-be Photographer, failed pianist and DIY guitar student, negative-income actor. Not always serious.
GHORMAN HOTEL CLERK!
“MURUN BUCHSTANSANGUR”
"COLIN ROBINSON!!!"
May 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
GHORMAN HOTEL CLERK!
Homage must be paid.
May 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Homage must be paid.
I just got this email, and thought "where's Retire?"
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I just got this email, and thought "where's Retire?"
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a David Seymour, must be in want of an old-timey circus cannon (from which to fire him).” - Jane Austen, possibly
April 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a David Seymour, must be in want of an old-timey circus cannon (from which to fire him).” - Jane Austen, possibly
Wow (thread)
April 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wow (thread)
Reposted by Hayden R
I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
Fuzzy sweaters?
Pill issue.
Pill issue.
Can't keep your job in politics?
Spill issue.
Spill issue.
January 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Fuzzy sweaters?
Pill issue.
Pill issue.
One for the block list.
November 10, 2024 at 3:30 AM
One for the block list.
Cutting an aluminium door insulation strip with some long-handled metal cutters, holding them close to my body, and not realising that one of my testes was between the handle, so when the strip suddenly let go that testicle got squeezed rather uncomfortably.
Hit me with your most embarrassing injury.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
November 5, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Cutting an aluminium door insulation strip with some long-handled metal cutters, holding them close to my body, and not realising that one of my testes was between the handle, so when the strip suddenly let go that testicle got squeezed rather uncomfortably.
Add one letter, ruin a movie.
Top Gurn
Top Gurn
October 18, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Add one letter, ruin a movie.
Top Gurn
Top Gurn
Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly fucking clever.
Okay, friends, it's time to play an old game: If you could put one curse word in one line of each Lord of the Rings movie, where would you put it?
October 4, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly fucking clever.
How to lose a customer:
June 7, 2024 at 5:23 AM
How to lose a customer:
Reposted by Hayden R
Strands #66
“Can you digit?”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵🔵
“Can you digit?”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵🔵
May 8, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Strands #66
“Can you digit?”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵🔵
“Can you digit?”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵🔵
No hints, no extraneous words...
Strands #61
“A shade envious?”
🔵🟡🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
Strands #61
“A shade envious?”
🔵🟡🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
May 2, 2024 at 12:49 PM
No hints, no extraneous words...
Strands #61
“A shade envious?”
🔵🟡🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
Strands #61
“A shade envious?”
🔵🟡🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
Wild Wild West Side Story
Saint Elmo's Firestarter
Fight Club Dread
April 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Wild Wild West Side Story
Reposted by Hayden R
March 19, 2024 at 8:10 AM
SCENE: Interior, morning
ME: There's a job going at the Seaview Marina, apparently.
HER: What is it?
ME: It's a big place with boats, but that's not important right now.
HER: (stares blankly)
ME: There's a job going at the Seaview Marina, apparently.
HER: What is it?
ME: It's a big place with boats, but that's not important right now.
HER: (stares blankly)
February 14, 2024 at 9:28 PM
SCENE: Interior, morning
ME: There's a job going at the Seaview Marina, apparently.
HER: What is it?
ME: It's a big place with boats, but that's not important right now.
HER: (stares blankly)
ME: There's a job going at the Seaview Marina, apparently.
HER: What is it?
ME: It's a big place with boats, but that's not important right now.
HER: (stares blankly)
Quentin Tarantino's Macbeth
Werner Herzog's Love Actually
Sofia Coppola’s Frozen
February 13, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Quentin Tarantino's Macbeth
Hamwallet
MAKE A PLAY X RATED
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
MAKE A PLAY X RATED
Into the Woods with a Furry
Into the Woods with a Furry
January 14, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Hamwallet
This is not a drill:
January 4, 2024 at 12:43 AM
This is not a drill:
Reposted by Hayden R
imagine being so stupid you think you can "review" a treaty. bro it's already agreed with its signatories. there's a whole ass tribunal making sure it's honoured for their descendants. you reckon you're gonna renegotiate with people from two centuries ago? fucking idiot. gibbering moron nitwit
December 4, 2023 at 11:31 PM
imagine being so stupid you think you can "review" a treaty. bro it's already agreed with its signatories. there's a whole ass tribunal making sure it's honoured for their descendants. you reckon you're gonna renegotiate with people from two centuries ago? fucking idiot. gibbering moron nitwit
Finally deactivated my account at the other place, after waiting five days for my archive. I have a number of codes for here, if anyone knows anyone.
November 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Finally deactivated my account at the other place, after waiting five days for my archive. I have a number of codes for here, if anyone knows anyone.