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haydnpuff.bsky.social
She's dead. Wrapped in plastic
@haydnpuff.bsky.social
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(she/her) Composer, pianist, musicologist, 4-time Terrifier 3 Attendee MA in musicology, 2 BMus's in piano performance and composition from Western Michigan University https://buttondown.com/HaydnPuff Pls commission me I write pretty music
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One of the things the pandemic revealed is that our current way of life is highly inefficient, wasteful, and overall detractory to our health.

No wonder there's such a concentrated effort to banish it from the collective memory.
Scientists have been studying remote work for 4 years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”

Flexible work boosts well-being and focus—people sleep more, commute less, eat better, and spend more time with family while maintaining results.

archive.li/URhbv
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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I’m at the point where I am just not willing to spend time seriously discussing whether games are art. yes. obviously. I’ve written for Pathologic 2 & 3. come back with a warrant.
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I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
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not all scoops are important. some are just interesting.
Check out this pair of 'Ridge Racer' sneakers, reportedly made for Kaz Hirai to commemorate his famous E3 2006 presentation:

aftermath.site/nike-playstati...
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main character's theme for the opening of the game =)
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Would YOU want to play a top down Zelda like where you explore a heavily Beksinski-influenced landscape helping the Souls of the dead find peace and gradually losing every one of your Zelda gizmos along the way? If so please watch this space for when we have time to finish it between 5-10 years =P
This stuff is trash and it will be beautiful one day and I am so excited for that day
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one more theme - this one with some boss noises! There's a few bars of missing transition but this will be for the first boss =)
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with my new priceshare app you can pay a poor person to do your shopping for you at poor person prices

look for us on the Torment Store this holiday season
You go into a store to buy a 2-litre bottle of milk at the supermarket and pay $3. But the person in front of you in line paid $3.50. And the person behind you paid $2.

Surveillance pricing is the practice of monitoring consumer data to charge you the most they think you will be willing to pay.
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Christ this is beautiful
No actress ever lost her s**t quite so well as Barbara Stanwyck. Here, in Shopworn (1932), she refuses to take a pay-off for not marrying rich boy Regis Toomey, even though the consequence will be six months in the "State Home for the Regeneration of Women."
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obama ramped up the use of drone strikes (10x more than bush!) and deported a record number of immigrants. he helped maintain and expand the systems trump is now using to do his crimes
I miss the times when the worst thing a President did was wear a tan suit
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How many classes today were canceled because a whole suite of EdTech services are built atop AWS?

You know what platform never crashes?
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
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mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent
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It is my firmly held belief that if someone calls you a "wollfian" or "mullerian" or whatever the fuck you can and should punch them in the face. Honestly I was already kinda there just on the way Tumblr people used AMAB/AFAB but now I am all in. Punch them. Punch them in the face.
Me: *Logs on to tumblr*

the tumblr queer/intersex community (aka transmisogynists): We've invented new terms to replace "biological female and biological male", 'Wollfian' and 'Mullerian', based on the wollfian and mulerian ducts.

me: ...

me: *logs off of tumblr*
one more theme - this one with some boss noises! There's a few bars of missing transition but this will be for the first boss =)
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me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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If your company cannot hire any voice actors, don't put voice acting in your game.

This AI voice acting crap is bad.
Beyond disappointed to learn that Arc Raiders, like The Finals before it, uses AI voice acting.

So many iconic game voice work is little vendor greetings, and to farm that out to a machine is a hollow admission of a lack of care.

I know a thousand actors who would have done better for buttons.
please ignore the shitty spacing and engraving this is my very messy manuscript
main character's theme for the opening of the game =)