Blue Bird
@heartbeatherts.bsky.social
Born to be mild.
Comedy, therapy, health advocacy.
#TherapistSky
Comedy, therapy, health advocacy.
#TherapistSky
More facts
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
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When Elton John and Cher teamed up on The Cher Show in 1975 #Legends #Singers #FlashbackFriday #FridayVibes
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
When Elton John and Cher teamed up on The Cher Show in 1975 #Legends #Singers #FlashbackFriday #FridayVibes
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Dentist: have you been flossing?
Me: why do we play this game?
Me: why do we play this game?
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Dentist: have you been flossing?
Me: why do we play this game?
Me: why do we play this game?
Hitting the Xmas shopping real hard
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hitting the Xmas shopping real hard
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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There is such a rich variety of owls, I have tried to depict some of them here (GROWL, PROWL and YOWL not included).
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
There is such a rich variety of owls, I have tried to depict some of them here (GROWL, PROWL and YOWL not included).
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
Facts
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Facts
Facts
Everyone needs to listen to Gustav Holst's "The Planets", not for hoity-toity nerd reasons, but because every epic sci-fi movie OST for the past century has been directly lifting shit from this one specific collection of pieces, and you deserve to hear your favourite motif in its native environment.
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Facts
OTD 2 years ago I was getting a heart transplant.
The rest is history.
Always grateful to my donor family and medical team.
The rest is history.
Always grateful to my donor family and medical team.
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
OTD 2 years ago I was getting a heart transplant.
The rest is history.
Always grateful to my donor family and medical team.
The rest is history.
Always grateful to my donor family and medical team.
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Magnificent Aurora over Loften, Norway ~ time lapse
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Magnificent Aurora over Loften, Norway ~ time lapse
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when you print off your five years of posts make sure to have it leather-bound so it's real fancy
The United States could begin requiring visitors from countries on the visa waiver program to provide up to five years of their social media history, according to a U.S. Customs and Border Protection proposal.
U.S. plans to ask visitors to disclose 5 years of social media history
The proposal would affect travelers from countries on the visa waiver program, including Australia, Britain, France, Germany, Israel, Japan and South Korea.
wapo.st
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
when you print off your five years of posts make sure to have it leather-bound so it's real fancy
Update: FIFA to award World Cup to every team that participates.
Its only fair.
Its only fair.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Update: FIFA to award World Cup to every team that participates.
Its only fair.
Its only fair.
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some MAGAs do ‘ave ‘em
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
some MAGAs do ‘ave ‘em
Sunday TL cleanse time
Deep breath my friends. You can’t worry all the time
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sunday TL cleanse time
My brain can remember a random event from 10 years ago, but can easily forget why I walked into a room 10 seconds ago.
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When will this scientific madness end?
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
When will this scientific madness end?
Morning
just been awarded the FIFA Housework Prize after sitting on the sofa eating crisps all morning
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Morning
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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This World Cup Draw really could have just been an e-mail. 🤷♂️
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This World Cup Draw really could have just been an e-mail. 🤷♂️
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Friends, my cousin’s husband has pneumonia & as a result cannot use a hotel booking she made for a christmas treat in Ashbourne (Derbyshire).
Would anyone be interested in a reduced price night away?
Would anyone be interested in a reduced price night away?
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Friends, my cousin’s husband has pneumonia & as a result cannot use a hotel booking she made for a christmas treat in Ashbourne (Derbyshire).
Would anyone be interested in a reduced price night away?
Would anyone be interested in a reduced price night away?
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM