Blessing your #Caturday timeline with der Kleine Prinz, Bertie.

Racist man almost dies of eating too many Haribos.

As a primatologist, Jane Goodall was a huge inspiration to me. I admired the way she describes chimpanzee behavior with such detail and empathy, and she’s inspired so many people and advocated for chimpanzee conservation and welfare.

However, I'm dismayed at what her narrative leaves out (1/10)

can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize

Have been away in Norway with 16 other teachers since Tuesday and boy can they be annoying as fuck.

sherman, for the love of god!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Jule Lobo in einer Werkstatt von Menschen mit besonderen Fähigkeiten hergestelltes modulares Gewürzregal bezahlbar F*** MEIN LEBEN WIR SIND GERETTET sprecht es mit eurem Partner ab und dann gibt es das zu Weihnachten!!!

Preis ist frech.

Maria Corina #Machado wurde also der #Friedensnobelpreis verliehen. Und viele jubeln jetzt: Ein "Zeichen gegen Trump" sei das, eine Hoffnung für die Welt. Das Gegenteil ist der Fall. Bitte informiert Euch. Als Nachkomme chilenischer Faschismusopfer ist mir das wirklich wichtig. Ein Thread: (1)

She's a terrible person.

Apparently I forgot to mark the 89th birthday of my slightly less famous and less well-bearded name twin yesterday?!
To atone then, here's Brian (spelt wrong) Blessed as Duke Thomas Beaufort of Exeter, masterfully dropping some serious Shakespearian shade in Henry V (1989):

I don’t think assaulting, shooting and pepper spraying Hot Priests is going to be a winning strategy.

I'm away from home this week but my beloved husband @bryb.bsky.social keeps sending me pics of him and Bertie #thecat. My heart! 😭🥹

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

🇩🇪 hat einen Selbstversorgungsgrad mit Kartoffeln 🥔 von 150%.

Trotzdem wird massenweise importiert, auch aus Ägypten.
Dort mitten in der in der Wüste 🏜 angebaut und bewässert mit 1 Million Jahre altem Tiefengrundwasser.
Und zwar 400l 💧Wasser für 1kg Kartoffeln. 🤡

Very good choice! Fuck them Nazis!

What will you be watching then?

German authorities have confirmed drones circling Munich were military grade.

Not sure how much longer NATO countries can keep up the pretense…

are swifties okay

Me and this guy are having a lazy late night in front of films.
We're a great couple of lads, us two; even if we do say so ourselves.
#caturday