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"MEGA EMBOAR SHOULD GET SUPREME OVERLORD" IS A WEI PSYOP
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
"MEGA EMBOAR SHOULD GET SUPREME OVERLORD" IS A WEI PSYOP
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣TELL THEM
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣TELL THEM
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people keep calling mega emboar an emperor when hes clearly a reference to zhang fei in specific due to the shape of the spear and zhang fei's general connection to boars
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
people keep calling mega emboar an emperor when hes clearly a reference to zhang fei in specific due to the shape of the spear and zhang fei's general connection to boars
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didnt realize how many people regularly lose to taiki shuttle until i cosplayed her
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
didnt realize how many people regularly lose to taiki shuttle until i cosplayed her
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when scott adams dies i will be converting dilbert to islam
January 1, 2026 at 11:02 PM
when scott adams dies i will be converting dilbert to islam
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false alarm guys i just saw scott adams log in on steam
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
false alarm guys i just saw scott adams log in on steam
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apology for poor english
when were you when scott adam dies
i was sat at home eating dilberito when paul ring
'dilbert is killbert'
'no'
and you????????????
when were you when scott adam dies
i was sat at home eating dilberito when paul ring
'dilbert is killbert'
'no'
and you????????????
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
apology for poor english
when were you when scott adam dies
i was sat at home eating dilberito when paul ring
'dilbert is killbert'
'no'
and you????????????
when were you when scott adam dies
i was sat at home eating dilberito when paul ring
'dilbert is killbert'
'no'
and you????????????
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A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
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thinking about cars are frogs again
February 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
thinking about cars are frogs again
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her neurodivergent breasts stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
her neurodivergent breasts stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs
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With Tony officially stepping away from Deadlock its time to remember the single greatest podcast moment in history he gifted us.
January 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
With Tony officially stepping away from Deadlock its time to remember the single greatest podcast moment in history he gifted us.
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love taking Microsoft surveys about AI, just sweatily begging me to confirm that maybe it’s useful
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
love taking Microsoft surveys about AI, just sweatily begging me to confirm that maybe it’s useful
this jit fracks oil fields
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
this jit fracks oil fields
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i hate emulators that do this
January 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
i hate emulators that do this
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⚠️ ATTENTION DISCORD USERS ⚠️
Discord has quietly added Don Bongo to all servers. They’re invisible, so they won’t show up on your member list, but they can be removed. See these instructions for how to ban them by ID:
youtu.be/8h7jWcPwbjA
Discord has quietly added Don Bongo to all servers. They’re invisible, so they won’t show up on your member list, but they can be removed. See these instructions for how to ban them by ID:
youtu.be/8h7jWcPwbjA
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
⚠️ ATTENTION DISCORD USERS ⚠️
Discord has quietly added Don Bongo to all servers. They’re invisible, so they won’t show up on your member list, but they can be removed. See these instructions for how to ban them by ID:
youtu.be/8h7jWcPwbjA
Discord has quietly added Don Bongo to all servers. They’re invisible, so they won’t show up on your member list, but they can be removed. See these instructions for how to ban them by ID:
youtu.be/8h7jWcPwbjA
This Jit Cracks Ice Giants
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This Jit Cracks Ice Giants
the second she got done with the vegetable minigame she turned to me with a massive smile going "i was wrong this is the greatest game in the series'
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
the second she got done with the vegetable minigame she turned to me with a massive smile going "i was wrong this is the greatest game in the series'
TBF THE FROZEN WORLD IS A BIT OF A JUSTIFIED CRASHOUT
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
TBF THE FROZEN WORLD IS A BIT OF A JUSTIFIED CRASHOUT
roommate was playing kh3 in the living room last night and was crashing out over the frozen world and going on a big rant about how "this is nomura's worst game" only to then go to the winnie the pooh world and seeing her have the biggest dumbest goofiest smile ever. kh3 is the game of all time.
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
roommate was playing kh3 in the living room last night and was crashing out over the frozen world and going on a big rant about how "this is nomura's worst game" only to then go to the winnie the pooh world and seeing her have the biggest dumbest goofiest smile ever. kh3 is the game of all time.
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i got that fuckass beta gastly sprite in me
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i got that fuckass beta gastly sprite in me