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@hellonerds.bsky.social

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eDiscovery paralegal, nerd, artist, knitter, convention wrangler, ADHD gremlin, HSD zebra living the chronic illness dream. Chicago-ish. Currently posting Mostly Not Politics, because we all need a break sometimes

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · Sep 6

hey babes

Kira Nerys from DS9: Unfortunately for everyone I will continue to do whatever I want.

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 2h

Is this why purview was so fucking slow today

Techmeme @techmeme.com · 3h

Sources: Microsoft's US data center crunch will last through H1 2026, longer than previously outlined, as the company restricts new Azure cloud subscriptions (Brody Ford/Bloomberg)

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 2h

Dear everyone freaking out at the baseballs:

Please continue, it’s such a good vibe

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 7h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 6h

30-50 feral frogs

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 8h

I keep hoping that it won’t get worse

I keep being wrong

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 10h

It’s not like the disabled and/or elderly need video visits more than any—

oh wait yes they fucking do

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 10h

In case you haven’t seen an enlongated/articulated/accordian/bendy bus, it’s one of these gargantuan motherfuckers. They’re 60 feet long

Overhead view of a CTA articulated bus, making a right turn. The center of the bus has a pivot that makes it move in a manner similar to two train cars. The pivot point has accordion-style sides, thus the name.

You can grab a handle and stand in the pivot. I did it a couple times and it was scary af, not gonna lie. Those accordion walls do not feel particularly sturdy.

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 10h

I am particularly amazed at this shit, where they knocked the bumper off a parked car and nearly hit an enlongated bus.

[photo with this caption]:
A woman looks on as a vehicle is towed away following an accident reportedly involving federal agents detaining two people near intersection of Foster and Lincoln in Chicago, Oct. 10, 2025. (Antonio Perez/Chicago Tribune)

The man who was already detained in the van did not identify himself, Thomas said.
Once Brockman was handcuffed and placed in the van, the agents pulled out, clipping the rear bumper off of a stopped car partially blocking their path and speeding away past an approaching elongated CTA bus and through the busy intersection.

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 10h

Smart move by Brockman.

Incredibly stupid move by the gestapo

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 11h

Remember how Chicago is full of very nice people, but if you fuck around you’re going to find out?

WGN aired Cubs games from 1948 until 2014

With Harry Caray calling most of them

WGN is as Chicago as the Sears Tower.

WGN-TV producer detained during ICE enforcement action in Lincoln Square

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

www.chicagotribune.com

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 12h

Gift link for those who want it: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/10/w...

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 11h

I’m sure this will play well in Peoria

A note from MyChart:

Video Visit Announcement
Due to the federal government shutdown, Medicare and Medicaid patients are unable to schedule new telehealth/video visits. If you already have a visit scheduled, it will continue as planned. If not, contact your doctor's office to schedule an in-person appointment.

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demon core vidal (halloween style. bc demons are SPOOKY) @regretagarbo.rip · 1d

downloading and posting bc this is IMPORTANT

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

For sure! I didn’t make it but I admire the heck out of the person who did

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

oh god the clothespocalypse

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

No, a Kavanaugh stop must require beer. Easy mistake to make

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

I need to go back to my ideal posted in my bio and post more about Not Politcs

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

You may wonder what esoteric, lofty law class I learned this in.

That class is “Introduction to Legal Research and Writing”

which is the equivalent to a 100 level class in the 2-year paralegal program at my local community college

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

This is called a Terry stop. Just like Miranda rights, it’s a concept so fundamental to policing that the phrase for stopping someone is named after this guy.

Not that the police listen but hey, now you know

reasonable suspicion

www.law.cornell.edu

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

I see someone has never heard of a Terry stop 🙃

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

Hey I can make you smarter than this broad in one post! “Reasonable suspicion” has an *actual legal definition* that does not include guys on bikes, roofers, or ESPECIALLY parent pickup lines.

Now you know about another crime ICE is committing! Yaaaay!

i hate it here

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copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

I just point at the video of them chasing down the guy on a bike because he happened to ride past

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

omg congrats!! I have been VERY out of the loop on this one but I’m gonna buy the shit out of it😂💖

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

Even more important: there’s a little grocery store at Park Millennium to save everyone staying at one of the hotels like $50 for food

copilot tormentor @hellonerds.bsky.social · 1d

did you know they have a lake

I hear it’s pretty great

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