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svart flagg @svartflagg.bsky.social · 14h

Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;

Riot cops standing a street with less-lethal weapons, and one in a gas mask has a cloud of pepper dust around his helmet.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 1d

Alright, Dodgers-Brewers it is.

For those who don’t know, one of the team reporters, Dave Vassegh, severely injured himself on the slide there. This is one of my favorite clips ever.

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Dodgers Broadcast crew on David Vassegh going down Brewers Slide "Holy Crap" 8/17/22

YouTube video by Jo

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 1d

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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 1d

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 1d

MLB's final four has been set, aka the Henry Blanco gauntlet, named for the only player to play for the Dodgers, Brewers, Blue Jays, and Mariners

Henry Blanco (number 12, holding his arms up) on the Brewers

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats Brewers.

See you Monday.

Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder

Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 5d

This is why the Brewers have the juice.

Andrew Vaughn glowering and Jacob Misiorowski smiling.

Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 1d

My team is still in it and I'm still on the bandwagon.

1. Josh Naylor is fun.
2. Big Dumper
3. Jorge's arc is incredible.
4. I've become completely invested in the magic of Humpy carrying the team to victory.
5. You deserve to go to the big dance.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 2d

sports are so dumb this is like 50K people going to a concert where the band is like actually we dunno how to play guitar but we're figuring it out on the job don't worry

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 2d

They should make the edges of the screen glow progressively redder for each extra inning

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 2d

"Let Humpy win!"

"Fuck the game. You motherfuckers better let the Humpy win!"

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Baseball is the best. Congratulations Mariners.

Humpy Wins His First Salmon Run!! Tigers vs Mariners ALDS Game 5 #seattlemariners #salmonrun #humpy

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 2d

I'm getting sucked into Humpy lore.

My favorite was hearing a clip in which a fan is shouting "Fuck the game. You motherfuckers better let the Humpy win."

Absolutely brought the crowd and the team back into it.

Wynter Goodfox @wyntergoodfox.bsky.social · 2d

HUMPY OUT OF NOWHERE!! www.reddit.com/r/Mariners/s...

From the Mariners community on Reddit: HUMPY WINS THE SALMON RUN!!!

Explore this post and more from the Mariners community

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Brent Stecker @brentstecker.bsky.social · 2d

Man, poor Paul Sewald. This shot of him watching the Mariners celebrate just broke me.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 2d

My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.

On the other side was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for his help.
"I wasn't planning on letting her stay, but I didn't know what the hell was going on," the man said of his Venezuelan migrant neighbors. But he quickly relented. The little girl was inconsolable and hid under his bed.
"I didn't want them to take her," said the man, who didn't want to be named because he fears he'll be targeted by federal authorities for his actions.
"I gave her my bedroom, and I just told her,
'Just stay there. Don't open, don't, shh, just stay quiet," he recalled telling the mom and daughter as he choked back tears.

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2d

His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2d

God I loved that game. The pain, the suffering, the absolute drag, the self inflicted punches to the face. The feeling of relief when it's finally over.

The truest form of baseball.

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 2d

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 2d

fair

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 2d

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 2d

With a winner-take-all game tomorrow between division rivals.

Baseball sickos eating good this postseason.

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 2d

Mariners' fans right now:

Mookie Betts saying "I'm tired. I'm weak. But I'm happy, though." *cackles*

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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 2d

You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports
#SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment

Seismogram showing ground motion at T-Mobile Park for game-winning single by Seattle Mariner Jorge Polanco, JP Crawford scores!

MLB poster for PostSEAson 2025 that reads Seis the Moment with a small seismogram between the Seis and the The. Has website for PNSN seismograms of the game. mariners.pnsn.org

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Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 2d

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile, on Twitter, 💀💀💀

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