Hexistential Dread
@hexsharpe.bsky.social
Drawin' arts, breakin' hearts. They/them, queer as hell. http://www.hexsharpe.com
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Hexistential Dread
@hexsharpe.bsky.social
· Jul 26
Social Justice Cowards can't block Social Justice Warriors
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
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you know things are bad when the republicans are sending out DNC emails
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
you know things are bad when the republicans are sending out DNC emails
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Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
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Football fact: the average pro football player eats 11 of their siblings before they leave the hatchling pools
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Football fact: the average pro football player eats 11 of their siblings before they leave the hatchling pools
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Football fact: this is what a football looks like if it is allowed to fully mature
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Football fact: this is what a football looks like if it is allowed to fully mature
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Change happens when the pain of staying the same is greater than the pain of change.
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Change happens when the pain of staying the same is greater than the pain of change.
This is the only Seahawk I care about
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This is the only Seahawk I care about
In other news CHRIST I'm glad I don't live in Seattle anymore, Hawks fans are so bad to be around during all this
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
In other news CHRIST I'm glad I don't live in Seattle anymore, Hawks fans are so bad to be around during all this
Instead of "superb owl" I've decided to say it like it's spelled and pronounced like hyperbole
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Instead of "superb owl" I've decided to say it like it's spelled and pronounced like hyperbole
🎶Wouldn't it be nice if we were ogres, then our muscled arms would be so strong🎶
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
🎶Wouldn't it be nice if we were ogres, then our muscled arms would be so strong🎶
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I've got a radical solution to this problem and it involves spending housing money on housing
City of Portland now reports $106 MILLION total in unbudgeted housing funds. More soon.
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I've got a radical solution to this problem and it involves spending housing money on housing
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And they get attacked by joker
a cartoon of the joker eating popcorn in a dark room
ALT: a cartoon of the joker eating popcorn in a dark room
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
And they get attacked by joker
Mark Hamill, get him back in there
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Mark Hamill, get him back in there
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my chemical munitions
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
my chemical munitions
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Death from Above 1488
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Death from Above 1488
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Blue Albums Matter
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Blue Albums Matter
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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Broken Social Contract
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Broken Social Contract
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you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
you'd think he'd try to get a job with Interpol
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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She’s starting a small business in a minority neighborhood for three years
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
She’s starting a small business in a minority neighborhood for three years
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead