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kayla 🍀 @kaylaflame.bsky.social · 12h

The comparison of Sun Baby to the Eye of Mordor actually made scream 😭😭

Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 13h

Tylenol causes autism? Ok, let me know when you're ready to hear the real deep cut conspiracies

Image of the Hobbit house from Lord of the Rings juxtaposed with the Tubbytronic Superdome from Teletubbies.

Image of the four hobbits from Lord of the Rings juxtaposed with the four teletubbies.

Image of the eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings juxtaposed with the baby in the sun from the Teletubbies.

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 16h

Came back to say also these ❤️🧡💛

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 21h

My phone just resurfaced these 🧡 (back when I was living life on the edge, running in the woods every morning)

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holy flavor aid @honeymoonphase.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking love Nancy Sinatra and her flat little voice

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✊🏽📚🤭💪🏽🎶 @honey.blacksky.app · 1d

Me: time to go to sleep 😴

My Brain: WHY TF DIDN'T YOU TELL DELROY LINDO HOW GOOD HE WAS IN SINNERS WHEN HE WAS IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE GETTING A BEEF PATTY TWO MONTHS AGO ????

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Bianca @biancabluesky.blacksky.app · 1d

No no no. That’s Boulé.

Duvet is the perfume Grace Jones was promoting in Boomerang.

Thot Leedurr @docdre.distributedblackness.net · 1d

No kinfolk that’s flambé.

Duvet is the convention held every two years by the Black Greek sorority wearing pink and green

Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 1d

No boo. That’s Timothèe Chalamet.

Duvet is when you put liquor in a hot pan and flames burst out.

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

Ryan Coogler could NEVER reach this peak

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 21h

Fully recovered and first day back in the gym 🥹💪🏾✨

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

I promise you

please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

Same. Baby I’m old. I’ve done everything there is to do 😮‍💨

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Charlee @ch4rlee.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw a tiktok talking about how a lot of people are going to be Grandad from The Boondocks when it comes to retelling these historic events.

"Of course I was out there protesting for Gaza. I WAS ON THE BOAT WITH GRETA! I just didn't get any pictures".

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SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 1d

Like I want to sue the country for pain and suffering. I'm having a physical reaction to the way the country is, which is putting me into an earlier grave. I'm sick of it.

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SWIIRL @thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 1d

Black people should be able to file a class action against the government.

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

She’s finished ✨

Crossword puzzle. Momma Dolly Parton’s name highlighted

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

Aww 💖

please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

a man with glasses and a red jacket says i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode .

ALT: a man with glasses and a red jacket says i gotta focus . i 'm shifting into soup mode .

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

Love this for you. Now I wanna do tomorrow

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mojizele solarte (she/ her) @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 1d

I made a pot of soup that I’m so happy about.

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

Same. Baby I’m old. I’ve done everything there is to do 😮‍💨

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please don’t read this ⤵️ @heyitslove.bsky.social · 1d

My student: I have to leave early today, ms L

Me (jokingly): I don’t need to know your life choices

Then, on his page where I’d written “why did you add this (paragraph) here?” He replied, “you said you didn’t need to know my life choices”

😂 Touché, Samuel. Touché.

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