Hieronymus Bob
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Hieronymus Bob
@hieronymusbob.bsky.social
I like to make things. Sometimes they are good.
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,

in fact,

a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Christopher Nolan should record a very serious version of the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” Christmas song.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Saw the new Frankenstein, could've done without one of the characters saying "you're the real monster" audiences really shouldn't be treated as if they're stupid enough to need that pointed out (even if they are)
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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“Where we’re going we don’t need roads”
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oldboy. A truly awful film for truly awful people. If the octopus scene didn't make you hate it there is something seriously wrong with you.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The justice system has the opportunity to launch the funniest* investigation here

news.sky.com/story/badeno...
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Why does Starmer oppose the death penalty on basis mistakes are made, but not assisted dying? Does he really believe vulnerable people won't get sucked into a medically-assisted suicide they shouldn't be able to consent to?

My column @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
www.thenewworld.co.uk/sonia-sodha-...
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Kemi Badenoch is the Philomena Cunk of politicians, without the occasional accidental insight
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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She is so profoundly intellectually incurious that I find myself fascinated how she ever learnt how to *speak*.
Also the Romans literally had a welfare system that included cash transfers for poor children. (And subsidised grain for low income workers...).
There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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I think what this (widely shared among some people who follow me) attitude misses is that, of course, if you have a series of cowboy builders, you are going to be more and more irate as the process goes on.
The fact that every single PM this century has been more unpopular than the previous one shows that the electorate is impossible to please. We are simply predisposed to automatically hate every government no matter what. I don't know how that's sustainable long-term.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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The thing about "left on the economy, right on culture" is it's based on analysis of swing voters. Those voters are often low attention and their politics are often not especially coherent. Which is fine for them, it's not their job to run the country, but, you know, the government is
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Still can't quite believe that "I only said 'gas the Jews' in a non-hurtful way" was the strategy Nigel Farage opted to go for
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Someone really needs to explain the Striesand Effect to the BBC. And also tell them to stop being so pathetic.
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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The correct ranking of Star Wars Movie:

Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
Return of the Jedi
The Last Jedi
Rogue One
Solo
Force Awakens
Rise of Skywalker
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Star Trek: First Contact
The most annoying YouTuber on Earth playing Kotor 2
Attack of the Clones
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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tree posing my way out of this one ✨
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Elon Musk’s toy propaganda tamagotchi Grok declaring him the best piss drinker of all time is a true highlight of 2025
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM