ELISE
@holybatcat.bsky.social
i rant a bit because im hoping no one reads them
disposed to extreme bias and drunk posting
#afc
disposed to extreme bias and drunk posting
#afc
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Every time they leave a bit on an Arsenal player the ref just plays advantage like he's heard Arsenal are good at freekicks and he doesn't want to give them an unfair advantage.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Every time they leave a bit on an Arsenal player the ref just plays advantage like he's heard Arsenal are good at freekicks and he doesn't want to give them an unfair advantage.
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"Arsenal are boring" they say as every team sits their entire team within 18 yards of their own goal despite Arsenal having 6 attackers out.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Arsenal are boring" they say as every team sits their entire team within 18 yards of their own goal despite Arsenal having 6 attackers out.
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Maybe Arsenal don’t like garbage ball & scrapping for 2nd balls, either? 😂🤣
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Maybe Arsenal don’t like garbage ball & scrapping for 2nd balls, either? 😂🤣
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Arne slot: "The league leaders have scored 60% of their goals from set pieces, and yet we're one point behind. It's not that bad."
Cries the man who won against Burnley, Arsenal and Atleti on set pieces 😂
Cries the man who won against Burnley, Arsenal and Atleti on set pieces 😂
October 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Arne slot: "The league leaders have scored 60% of their goals from set pieces, and yet we're one point behind. It's not that bad."
Cries the man who won against Burnley, Arsenal and Atleti on set pieces 😂
Cries the man who won against Burnley, Arsenal and Atleti on set pieces 😂
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Ola! We were the only outlet outside of Portugal to cover the game last night. That’s not a shot at anyone else, budgets are tight and there are lots of things to cover! Arseblog News paid to cover it, as the site has for many years now.
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Ola! We were the only outlet outside of Portugal to cover the game last night. That’s not a shot at anyone else, budgets are tight and there are lots of things to cover! Arseblog News paid to cover it, as the site has for many years now.
russo robbed , trying not to overreact but even if its wasnt russo, the fact that it was bonmati (for me) shows that a large majority if voters do not actually watch womens football
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
russo robbed , trying not to overreact but even if its wasnt russo, the fact that it was bonmati (for me) shows that a large majority if voters do not actually watch womens football
@jamiespangher.bsky.social i live in melbourne and my stream from Stan Sports for the Arsenal women v LCL game was shocking! Was yours bad too? Can’t tell if it was my wifi, or the stream quality
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@jamiespangher.bsky.social i live in melbourne and my stream from Stan Sports for the Arsenal women v LCL game was shocking! Was yours bad too? Can’t tell if it was my wifi, or the stream quality
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One club. 💪🏽
Well done, ladies! Good win, and a stunner from Olivia Smith. Get in!
Well done, ladies! Good win, and a stunner from Olivia Smith. Get in!
September 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
One club. 💪🏽
Well done, ladies! Good win, and a stunner from Olivia Smith. Get in!
Well done, ladies! Good win, and a stunner from Olivia Smith. Get in!
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The Premier League in 2025
August 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The Premier League in 2025
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That Gordon foul is just very typical of what Newcastle have been the last few seasons. They play with a lot of "intensity" but with zero consideration for the line between aggression and violence. They usually get away with it tbf but it's still absolutely idiotic.
August 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That Gordon foul is just very typical of what Newcastle have been the last few seasons. They play with a lot of "intensity" but with zero consideration for the line between aggression and violence. They usually get away with it tbf but it's still absolutely idiotic.
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Tottenham’s hex over Man City may be the most incredible thing that keeps happening in football. Zero logic, total fun.
August 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Tottenham’s hex over Man City may be the most incredible thing that keeps happening in football. Zero logic, total fun.
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I've sat through 18 months of analysis about how Arsenal lack freestylers, mavericks. Obviously it has some merit but I can't put myself in the headspace about where Eze plays.
He will play because he's a good player who offers Arsenal things they don't have. And he's fun. Football should be fun.
He will play because he's a good player who offers Arsenal things they don't have. And he's fun. Football should be fun.
August 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I've sat through 18 months of analysis about how Arsenal lack freestylers, mavericks. Obviously it has some merit but I can't put myself in the headspace about where Eze plays.
He will play because he's a good player who offers Arsenal things they don't have. And he's fun. Football should be fun.
He will play because he's a good player who offers Arsenal things they don't have. And he's fun. Football should be fun.
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Something I wrote about news emerging of Arsenal signing Eberechi Eze and how it compares to the news and reaction to Bergkamp, Campbell and Özil and what it says about the media cultures those signings emerged in 👇🏻🔴⚪️
arseblog.com/2025/08/eze-...
arseblog.com/2025/08/eze-...
Eze Come Eze Go
When Arsenal signed Dennis Bergkamp in the summer of 1995, my next door neighbour, also an Arsenal fan, knocked on my door one Sunday morning. I opened and he didn’t say anything. He was just holding ...
arseblog.com
August 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Something I wrote about news emerging of Arsenal signing Eberechi Eze and how it compares to the news and reaction to Bergkamp, Campbell and Özil and what it says about the media cultures those signings emerged in 👇🏻🔴⚪️
arseblog.com/2025/08/eze-...
arseblog.com/2025/08/eze-...
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Migration is fundamentally good, and it's the job of governments to build institutions that allow people from wildly different backgrounds to live together in harmony and prosperity, not cater to xenophobic fear-mongering among people who have no idea what they're talking about
what is your most "scare the hoes" political opinion
August 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Migration is fundamentally good, and it's the job of governments to build institutions that allow people from wildly different backgrounds to live together in harmony and prosperity, not cater to xenophobic fear-mongering among people who have no idea what they're talking about
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Eze mural outside the Emirates.
August 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Eze mural outside the Emirates.
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Kai after Eze signs
a person 's foot is walking on a carpet .
ALT: a person 's foot is walking on a carpet .
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Kai after Eze signs
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Defensively we were excellent but other than that, we were a bit shit, United were very shit, Simon Hooper was shit. Glad to get out with the +3 👌
August 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Defensively we were excellent but other than that, we were a bit shit, United were very shit, Simon Hooper was shit. Glad to get out with the +3 👌
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It’s cool that arsenal’s at a place where every guy off the bench is good and exciting
August 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s cool that arsenal’s at a place where every guy off the bench is good and exciting
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Sounds like the “poor from Ødegaard” campaign is already getting off to a good start, lol get the hell out of here
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Sounds like the “poor from Ødegaard” campaign is already getting off to a good start, lol get the hell out of here
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We were very sloppy today, uncharacteristically. That won’t continue. No reason to project that looseness out.
So, to keep analysis compact, today was the first of one of the multitudinous draws from last year that we failed to turn into three points.
And today we turned it into three points.
So, to keep analysis compact, today was the first of one of the multitudinous draws from last year that we failed to turn into three points.
And today we turned it into three points.
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We were very sloppy today, uncharacteristically. That won’t continue. No reason to project that looseness out.
So, to keep analysis compact, today was the first of one of the multitudinous draws from last year that we failed to turn into three points.
And today we turned it into three points.
So, to keep analysis compact, today was the first of one of the multitudinous draws from last year that we failed to turn into three points.
And today we turned it into three points.
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Manchester United 0 - Arsenal 1
August 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Manchester United 0 - Arsenal 1
cunha seems a great signing for man u, they needed someone who will fight tooth and nail - i already ‘hate’ him 😂
August 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
cunha seems a great signing for man u, they needed someone who will fight tooth and nail - i already ‘hate’ him 😂