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The Horse Knuckler
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if you have to ask what a horse knuckler does, you can't afford it

trans rights are human rights

terminally politics brained

will almost always reskeet any cat photo I see

nothing matters, smile anyway
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Photo of a cookbook for Thanksgiving that features a roast turkey, turkey wraps, and turkey kebabs on the cover. Copy and title read YUMMIE! IT'S... FAMILY DAY OF FLESH FIFTY SCARY RECIPES TO MAKE YOUR FAMILY HAPPY THEIR MOUTHS WILL BE RIPPING. FLESH AND SMILING Review blurb reads: What you will do to turkey body will disturb you. Attributed to Traumatized Dinner Lover BY SICKOS WHO DO THIS FOR FUN
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
happy thanksgiving!
poorly drawn turkey cat a photoshopped orange cat that looks like a turkey
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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cmwitko.bsky.social
My daughter caught this action shot 😹
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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mirandayaver.bsky.social
This magnificent creature spends all her time modeling for me, waiting for me to take her picture.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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seanpadilla.blacksky.app
Sometimes I think AI-generated “artists” are able to trick so many people because the human artists they were listening to up to that point were already so formulaic to begin with

I think fans should listen more critically & artists should insist on finding themselves

AI won’t stand a chance then
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE FACE
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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jucikadaily.bsky.social
"Jucika and the substitute work" We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and needs as much support as possible, any bit helps, please consider sharing or supporting, the link is in the post below Thank you for your patience as I keep sharing the fundraiser, once we're funded I will go back to silence and only alt text translations
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
Reading through my collected "lore" in ARC Raiders, and did not realize that the setting is post-post-post-apocalyptic. It's an interesting way to rationalize why everybody is kitted out head to toe with rad designs from The Rose Colored 80s, I suppose.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
It's Too Late To Start Brining The Turkey Now, Charlie Brown
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
Hehehehehe
madrigal.bsky.social Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 22h
banana shake
Clementine the sparkle-eyed corgi holding her banana peel in her mouth Vigorously shaking the banana
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
We can fix the Nuzzi Lizza RFK thing by just hucking them all into the nearest volcano, btw. We simply do not have to deal with them existing! We have the technology.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
Tofurkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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frovo.bsky.social
for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie

in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
a single company's Amazing Plagiarism Engine will require 18 Hoover Dams to operate in case anyone needs to know if this is a fucking bubble or not
bananapantz.bsky.social Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 2d
An OpenAI data Centre rental bill of $620bn per year.

[jaw drops down to Australia]
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
oh my goodness what a cutie
saffronsfloof.bsky.social Saffron & Her Majestic Floof @saffronsfloof.bsky.social · 2d
Saffron: “Mama! I want to go on the catio!”
Also Saffron: “Mama! It’s cold outside.”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky
Color photograph. A long haired brown, black and gray tabby cat looks pleadingly at the camera. She sits in the door frame and behind her you see the catio space.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
Idaho is a weird joint man
robertscotthorton.bsky.social Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 3d
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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fragboner.bsky.social
The ham has arrived
Or was it always here hmmmm 🤔 Pictured Dinah on a honey baked ham co box popping out of it chewing on the lid looking like she’s winking at you in the box used to transport da ham
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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sodrock.bsky.social
As usual, Phil Sheridan was in the thick of it. At the base of the ridge, he lifted a whiskey flask to toast the rebs watching from above. “Heres to you” he yelled. A cannonball landed nearby spraying him with dirt and debris. “That’s damn ungenerous,” he cried “I shall take those guns for that” (12
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
My new retirement plan is buying and selling physical cookbooks printed before 2024
davey.bsky.social Davey Alba @davey.bsky.social · 2d
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
I Taste Blood In The Water, Charlie Brown
benedictsred.bsky.social Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2d
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
horseknuckler.bsky.social
Our secretary of defense can't pass the mirror test

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_...
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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adoptbot.bsky.social
Let the purrs and playful moments begin! Meet, Walter, located in Las Vegas, NV.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/walter-75392944/nv/las-vegas/amor-peludo-nv235/
Walter is a Domestic Short Hair cat, available for adoption in Las Vegas, NV.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
Thomas the Tank Engine is better than The Dick Van Dyke Show.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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tristanolson.bsky.social
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
A comic strip based off of the television show "Bluey." It is recreating the opening theme, where four anthropomorphic dogs dance in a blue background. In the first panel, three of the dogs are pointing at the mother dog, who has the word "mum" over her. In the second panel, three dogs are pointing at the father dog, who has the word "dad" over him. In the third panel, suddenly Tom Servo from the television show Mystery Science Theater 3000 is hovering in the middle of the panel. He is a res robot made out of a gumball machine. He has the words "Tom Servo" floating over him. The dogs look surprised and alarmed. In the final panel, Crow T Robot from Mystery Science Theater 3000 has also joined in, he is a gold robot made out of a bowling pin, athletic wire mask, and other stuff, and he is practically popping out of the panel at the viewer. The word "Croooow!" floats over him. The dogs just look confused now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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lilbjornebaer.bsky.social
tfw you plot their downfall for denying you prosciutto
A black cat sits in a plush cat house, looking angry and thoughtful.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM