Hyperyon
@hyperyon.bsky.social
Sentient pretzel. MUFC. RSLTID. No gods, no masters.
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this is what I look like when I'm checking my email on another screen while I'm on a video call for work
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
this is what I look like when I'm checking my email on another screen while I'm on a video call for work
me in Arc Raiders
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
me in Arc Raiders
Move over Family Huckster, the Brataroo is the new coolest Subie. This is now my dream car.
[HOONIGAN] Gymkhana 2025: Aussie Shred — Travis Pastrana Does the IMPOSSIBLE in a Subaru Brat
YouTube video by Hoonigan
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December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Move over Family Huckster, the Brataroo is the new coolest Subie. This is now my dream car.
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
Tesla shareholders approve $878 billion pay plan for Elon Musk
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
reut.rs
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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Go Sonics!
Oh, uh, er…
Oh, uh, er…
Well, at least basketball starts tomorrow.
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Go Sonics!
Oh, uh, er…
Oh, uh, er…
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United beat Liverpool and the Mariners have a chance to win the pennant later?
a close up of a man 's face with water on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with water on his face .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
United beat Liverpool and the Mariners have a chance to win the pennant later?
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The Mariners should kill and eat Humpy to prove they’re serious about winning
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The Mariners should kill and eat Humpy to prove they’re serious about winning
Mariners pls.
a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " i am straight up not having a good time "
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mariners pls.
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Go M’s!!! That’s two! 🔱🔱
October 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Go M’s!!! That’s two! 🔱🔱
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
Now's as good a time as any to jump on the Mariner's bandwagon! Yes this is 4 hours long. Yes it's absolutely worth watching every second. Go M's!
youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...
youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...
The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
September 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Now's as good a time as any to jump on the Mariner's bandwagon! Yes this is 4 hours long. Yes it's absolutely worth watching every second. Go M's!
youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...
youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...
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this made me laugh so much
July 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this made me laugh so much
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The state of Utah owns all of its liquor stores because of its communist ideals
when i buy whiskey from the ABC store, that's like the soviet union, to me.
June 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The state of Utah owns all of its liquor stores because of its communist ideals
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The new Mario Kart vibes videos have begun
June 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The new Mario Kart vibes videos have begun
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How do you do I
see you've met my
faithful handyman.
see you've met my
faithful handyman.
June 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
How do you do I
see you've met my
faithful handyman.
see you've met my
faithful handyman.