Ian of the Sea
@iandukes.bsky.social
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
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Ian of the Sea
@iandukes.bsky.social
· May 5
Just once I'd like to have a president with cognitive incline
ICE: As of this announcement everyone in America should consider themselves detained. At this time we don't have enough agents to get to you promptly so please go ahead and smash your own head into the pavement, throw yourself in a cage, and never tell your family where you are.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE: As of this announcement everyone in America should consider themselves detained. At this time we don't have enough agents to get to you promptly so please go ahead and smash your own head into the pavement, throw yourself in a cage, and never tell your family where you are.
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Tuensday morin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tuensday morin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
Chuck Schumer? don't mind if I do!
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Chuck Schumer? don't mind if I do!
Mornday monin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Mornday monin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Autocorrect changed "outage" to "outrage" in my Teams announcement and now people think I have scheduled my workplace anger
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Autocorrect changed "outage" to "outrage" in my Teams announcement and now people think I have scheduled my workplace anger
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when i ask my coworker who doesn’t follow politics how his weekend was
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
when i ask my coworker who doesn’t follow politics how his weekend was
Asundey mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Asundey mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
Essaturday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Essaturday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
Iffriday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Iffriday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
Othorsday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Othorsday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
Ewenesday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ewenesday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
Eteusday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Eteusday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
Moneday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Moneday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
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[a demonic shadow emerges from the closet and travels along the ceiling toward the bed]
guy from new york: ey who da fuck is dis clown
guy from new york: ey who da fuck is dis clown
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
[a demonic shadow emerges from the closet and travels along the ceiling toward the bed]
guy from new york: ey who da fuck is dis clown
guy from new york: ey who da fuck is dis clown
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me: I love this song
my kid: I don't, it's too sad
me: sad songs are wonderful. there's something sad inside all of us, and the music speaks to that part of you
kid: doesn't that make you sadder
me: yes
kid: so you just like being sad
me: oh no it's the worst
my kid: I don't, it's too sad
me: sad songs are wonderful. there's something sad inside all of us, and the music speaks to that part of you
kid: doesn't that make you sadder
me: yes
kid: so you just like being sad
me: oh no it's the worst
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
me: I love this song
my kid: I don't, it's too sad
me: sad songs are wonderful. there's something sad inside all of us, and the music speaks to that part of you
kid: doesn't that make you sadder
me: yes
kid: so you just like being sad
me: oh no it's the worst
my kid: I don't, it's too sad
me: sad songs are wonderful. there's something sad inside all of us, and the music speaks to that part of you
kid: doesn't that make you sadder
me: yes
kid: so you just like being sad
me: oh no it's the worst
Sjungday mornin' time to let the shadow self drink a cuppa da coffee!
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sjungday mornin' time to let the shadow self drink a cuppa da coffee!
Sartreday mornin' hell is other people drinking my cuppa da coffee!
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sartreday mornin' hell is other people drinking my cuppa da coffee!
Frilloweey mornin' time to scare up a cuppa da coffee!
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Frilloweey mornin' time to scare up a cuppa da coffee!
Thurvsday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Thurvsday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!
My doctor says I failed my cobnitive test (I ate too much corn)
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My doctor says I failed my cobnitive test (I ate too much corn)
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🪄 EPISODE 163 - LORD OF ILLUSIONS 🪄
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
🪄 EPISODE 163 - LORD OF ILLUSIONS 🪄
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS