JARED GOFF
@icedbrew2.bsky.social
Michigan born, West Virginia raised, back in the land of Jared Goff. Go Herd
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There’s a special place in hell for people who know there’s no hell and we’re in it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 AM
There’s a special place in hell for people who know there’s no hell and we’re in it.
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Here’s Erika Kirk finding out that Usha Vance is pregnant again.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Here’s Erika Kirk finding out that Usha Vance is pregnant again.
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Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Pastors working for ICE
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants
Which one looks more like Jesus???
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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When it happens I'm running the headline "Jeffrey Epstein's best friend dies" in my newsletter
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
When it happens I'm running the headline "Jeffrey Epstein's best friend dies" in my newsletter
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Live your life in such a way that millions of people around the globe won’t celebrate the news of your death. ❤️
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Live your life in such a way that millions of people around the globe won’t celebrate the news of your death. ❤️
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I didn’t know that bus driver was also a pilot
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I didn’t know that bus driver was also a pilot
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didn't he see what happened to logan roy
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 AM
didn't he see what happened to logan roy
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Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
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Democrats have no obligation to support a bill that not only funds the dystopian scenes we are seeing in Minneapolis but will allow DHS to replicate that playbook of brutality in cities all over this country.
January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Democrats have no obligation to support a bill that not only funds the dystopian scenes we are seeing in Minneapolis but will allow DHS to replicate that playbook of brutality in cities all over this country.
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In order to obtain a religious exemption for vaccines, you should have to provide evidence from your religion that proves it’s against doctrine.
And you’ll be SOL, because the major global religions have overtly supported vaccines, and the very scarce ones that don’t represent a tiny fraction.
And you’ll be SOL, because the major global religions have overtly supported vaccines, and the very scarce ones that don’t represent a tiny fraction.
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
In order to obtain a religious exemption for vaccines, you should have to provide evidence from your religion that proves it’s against doctrine.
And you’ll be SOL, because the major global religions have overtly supported vaccines, and the very scarce ones that don’t represent a tiny fraction.
And you’ll be SOL, because the major global religions have overtly supported vaccines, and the very scarce ones that don’t represent a tiny fraction.
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
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By the way if you don't think that's true, this guy is STILL begging after the entire industry forced AI into everything we already use. He knows it's trash.
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 PM
By the way if you don't think that's true, this guy is STILL begging after the entire industry forced AI into everything we already use. He knows it's trash.
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This is how you know the entire thing is dogshit and not real. They squirt out a few stupid AI uses that makes normally intelligent people ooo and ahhh like cavemen seeing fire for the first time and hope it'll be enough to keep the shit machine running
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This is how you know the entire thing is dogshit and not real. They squirt out a few stupid AI uses that makes normally intelligent people ooo and ahhh like cavemen seeing fire for the first time and hope it'll be enough to keep the shit machine running
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They just asked Curt Cignetti how Indiana won the game and he just listed 10 things, none of which were the Lord, in whom all things are possible.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
They just asked Curt Cignetti how Indiana won the game and he just listed 10 things, none of which were the Lord, in whom all things are possible.
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Tell me more about “taking the points” after that Mendoza draw.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Tell me more about “taking the points” after that Mendoza draw.
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pfffffffffft you fuckin' viking
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
pfffffffffft you fuckin' viking
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Thread: Random Miami football players
Ed Reed
Ed Reed
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Thread: Random Miami football players
Ed Reed
Ed Reed
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On the day we honor the great Martin Luther King Jr, I reflect on one of the things he didnt talk much about rather he was a living example of it… Courage.
Happy MLK Day.
Happy MLK Day.
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
On the day we honor the great Martin Luther King Jr, I reflect on one of the things he didnt talk much about rather he was a living example of it… Courage.
Happy MLK Day.
Happy MLK Day.