JARED GOFF
@icedbrew2.bsky.social
Michigan born, West Virginia raised, back in the land of Jared Goff. Go Herd
This propaganda is so gross.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This propaganda is so gross.
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In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.
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We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
We have to impeach him.
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It's totally true. I live near Fuerte Tiuna, the main military base in the capital, recently attacked, and I still hear bombs exploding on surrounding zones
[Trump, Invasion, Venezuela]
All Indications are that Trump just launched a Strike on Venezuela.
Like, Bombs on the Ground, Chinook Helicopters flying overhead.
For fuck sakes.
All Indications are that Trump just launched a Strike on Venezuela.
Like, Bombs on the Ground, Chinook Helicopters flying overhead.
For fuck sakes.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
It's totally true. I live near Fuerte Tiuna, the main military base in the capital, recently attacked, and I still hear bombs exploding on surrounding zones
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
I hope everyone that didn’t vote for Kamala sends their best tees and pees to Caracas tonight. At least they didn’t vote for a president who would bomb innocent people!
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I hope everyone that didn’t vote for Kamala sends their best tees and pees to Caracas tonight. At least they didn’t vote for a president who would bomb innocent people!
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Thank you God for loving Chambliss more than everyone else!
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Thank you God for loving Chambliss more than everyone else!
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Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
What a fucking catch
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
What a fucking catch
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Better year I can feel it
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Better year I can feel it
Happy New Year everyone. Let’s make this one better than the last.
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Happy New Year everyone. Let’s make this one better than the last.
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"For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice." - T.S. Eliot
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice." - T.S. Eliot
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a very happy New Year to all, and may 2026 be a better one!
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
a very happy New Year to all, and may 2026 be a better one!
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Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Happy New Year!
Anderson Cooper having a harder time reading the lyrics to Taylor’s Wood than Ben Shapiro did reading WAP.
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Anderson Cooper having a harder time reading the lyrics to Taylor’s Wood than Ben Shapiro did reading WAP.
Brandy and Monica I feel like a kid again.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Brandy and Monica I feel like a kid again.
I hear you Anderson.
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I hear you Anderson.
Just finished Stranger Things. Perfect, no. But hit some serious notes there at the end.
Now it’s time to see how drunk Andy Cohen is.
Now it’s time to see how drunk Andy Cohen is.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Just finished Stranger Things. Perfect, no. But hit some serious notes there at the end.
Now it’s time to see how drunk Andy Cohen is.
Now it’s time to see how drunk Andy Cohen is.
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Question: As part of your investigation, did you or anyone from your office tap the phone of Senator Hawley?
Smith: No
Smith: No
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Question: As part of your investigation, did you or anyone from your office tap the phone of Senator Hawley?
Smith: No
Smith: No
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Deplorable was too nice you people are fly ridden piles of dogshit baking in the sun
probably not a great sign that Trump's assistant AG for civil rights uses a slur for people with disabilities
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Deplorable was too nice you people are fly ridden piles of dogshit baking in the sun
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)