Gouki
@infamousodg.bsky.social
Why be famous when you can be infamous?
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Yup! I do not allow people to rush me cuz then I’m out of my element and that ain’t no good for anyone. 😬
I slow everything down.
5. How do you calm your nervous system?
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Yup! I do not allow people to rush me cuz then I’m out of my element and that ain’t no good for anyone. 😬
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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No, as an asshole, I love telling the truth.. because what the fuck are you gon do about that
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
No, as an asshole, I love telling the truth.. because what the fuck are you gon do about that
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Cuzos,
It's a holiday week. Remember da rulez.
It's a holiday week. Remember da rulez.
If you gotta work, remember to give them ppl the bare minimum this week.
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Cuzos,
It's a holiday week. Remember da rulez.
It's a holiday week. Remember da rulez.
You automatically know you're on the Discovery tab when you start seeing random conversations about the government & politics.
Why is this app like this?
Why is this app like this?
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You automatically know you're on the Discovery tab when you start seeing random conversations about the government & politics.
Why is this app like this?
Why is this app like this?
My time off this week has taught me that I need to take another week off next month...
Just to restore the feeling.
Just to restore the feeling.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My time off this week has taught me that I need to take another week off next month...
Just to restore the feeling.
Just to restore the feeling.
Phobia
ATLiens
JID &/or Kendrick Lamar.
ATLiens
JID &/or Kendrick Lamar.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Phobia
ATLiens
JID &/or Kendrick Lamar.
ATLiens
JID &/or Kendrick Lamar.
Haven't watched the full trailer since Spider-Man 3.
I avoid trailers now. I’ll wait for the whole movie, thank you very much.
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Haven't watched the full trailer since Spider-Man 3.
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I'm taking a home vacation this week with my phone still on silent.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm taking a home vacation this week with my phone still on silent.
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Name a lost art:
Common sense
Common sense
Name a lost art:
Video game manuals
Video game manuals
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Name a lost art:
Common sense
Common sense
Watched Idiocracy recently & yes.
To the fucking moon.
To the fucking moon.
I’d take Maya Rudolph up thru there.
Wait till yall find aht I’d let cedric the ent—-nvm
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Watched Idiocracy recently & yes.
To the fucking moon.
To the fucking moon.
A classic story of betrayal.
All in the name of some Elf shoes.
All in the name of some Elf shoes.
It’s true…. It was a man that had an interest in hoof shoes and a young woman took him home surrendered her gentle flower… only to discover he stole her shoes
The girlies want the sex so bad that you can be the weirdest nigga ever invented and still get a shot at some cucci.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A classic story of betrayal.
All in the name of some Elf shoes.
All in the name of some Elf shoes.
THE SHROOM KICKED IN
a man driving a black car on a highway with trees in the background
ALT: a man driving a black car on a highway with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
THE SHROOM KICKED IN
When folks hop online to find something to be upset about.
Me:
Me:
a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue blanket
ALT: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue blanket
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When folks hop online to find something to be upset about.
Me:
Me:
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everybody just assumes you will be fine.
What is the saddest part of being strong?
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
everybody just assumes you will be fine.
All of my work staff asked me where I was going for my vacation..
Me: "Home."
Me: "Home."
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
All of my work staff asked me where I was going for my vacation..
Me: "Home."
Me: "Home."
My palm's itchy, but I got bills to pay today. So there's that.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My palm's itchy, but I got bills to pay today. So there's that.
Cash Apps "borrow" system is a joke. I applied for it & it deactivated my card.
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cash Apps "borrow" system is a joke. I applied for it & it deactivated my card.
My 1st name gets this treatment.
Do people still get weird about sharing their middle names??
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My 1st name gets this treatment.
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Speaking of escaping plantations, you gotta break free of whatever kinda mental slavery Beyoncé got you in 😭
No black person should be celebrating thanksgiving anyhow. #beyhive
A day of murder, slaughter, and treachery?
Yeah, it was a day some slaves would attempt to escape the plantations however no.
So #BEYONCÉ, lemme get that sleigh’yoncé cap and thong set from aisle 4!
#blacksky
A day of murder, slaughter, and treachery?
Yeah, it was a day some slaves would attempt to escape the plantations however no.
So #BEYONCÉ, lemme get that sleigh’yoncé cap and thong set from aisle 4!
#blacksky
Aint tryna be in yalls pockets... BUT and HOWEVER... if you got monies for Beyonce, make sure you slide your Granny, auntie, whoever hosting Thanksgiving some FUNDS.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Speaking of escaping plantations, you gotta break free of whatever kinda mental slavery Beyoncé got you in 😭