Innocent Loverboy
@innocentlb.bsky.social
Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully.
Pronouns: He / Him
Pronouns: He / Him
I have been saying this for YEARS
If Doctor Who are giving old cast members another go then rather than continually wheeling out people from the Tenant era they should give Paul McGann a proper go. He'd be really good given some decent scripts.
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I have been saying this for YEARS
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
No huge surprises here other than the fact that I have no idea who half these people are.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
No huge surprises here other than the fact that I have no idea who half these people are.
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For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
I really miss those repositories of free DOS games or Windows shareware. You know the type. You'd get a little CD-ROM and it'd have a fair few to try out, or there'd be a website which hosted a load and they'd all be free. You don't find those anywhere now.
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I really miss those repositories of free DOS games or Windows shareware. You know the type. You'd get a little CD-ROM and it'd have a fair few to try out, or there'd be a website which hosted a load and they'd all be free. You don't find those anywhere now.
Storm Chandra? Are we absolutely sure that it's not "Storm Pamela from Emmanuelle"?
January 26, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Storm Chandra? Are we absolutely sure that it's not "Storm Pamela from Emmanuelle"?
The new game on #Gladiators had some very specific vibes for me...
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The new game on #Gladiators had some very specific vibes for me...
Winning.
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Winning.
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I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away
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So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
So Disney deleted their post on Threads asking users to post Disney quotes that show how their feeling - I suspect this is because it didn't quite go as they expected but the internet is forever so, for your delectation and delight...
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
I've been waiting so long for #Gladiators to come back. We now have our horniest programme on TV on our screens AND I AM SO PLEASED.
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I've been waiting so long for #Gladiators to come back. We now have our horniest programme on TV on our screens AND I AM SO PLEASED.
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Is somebody going to tell him. And could he comprehend it if they did.
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Is somebody going to tell him. And could he comprehend it if they did.
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The amount of times I accidentally wrote "orgasm cunt" while drafting this post...
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Orgasm Count 2025: A Year In Confusing Orgasms - Innocent Loverboy
You'd think that ILB would have forgotten his annual orgasm count, with him writing it this late? Well... actually, he did. So you'd be right.
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January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The amount of times I accidentally wrote "orgasm cunt" while drafting this post...
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I was running through Goodge Street Station when my pager, which I'd only just started carrying that day, fell off my belt buckle and burst open. A kind lady stopped and helped me pick up the bits and re-assemble it. I carried my pager in my pocket from then on, but I never once used it.
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I was running through Goodge Street Station when my pager, which I'd only just started carrying that day, fell off my belt buckle and burst open. A kind lady stopped and helped me pick up the bits and re-assemble it. I carried my pager in my pocket from then on, but I never once used it.
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino. Like, a little one in a small town. It's basically a few fruit machines and doubles as a vape shop and it also sells knock-off mechanics but it's still called a casino and
Casino. Like, a little one in a small town. It's basically a few fruit machines and doubles as a vape shop and it also sells knock-off mechanics but it's still called a casino and
Make a Bond movie casual
Die Another Word For The
Die Another Word For The
Make a Bond movie casual
From a View to a Chill
From a View to a Chill
December 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino. Like, a little one in a small town. It's basically a few fruit machines and doubles as a vape shop and it also sells knock-off mechanics but it's still called a casino and
Casino. Like, a little one in a small town. It's basically a few fruit machines and doubles as a vape shop and it also sells knock-off mechanics but it's still called a casino and
Make a Bond movie casual
Amateur Mechanics
Amateur Mechanics
Make a Bond movie casual
Die Another Word For The
Die Another Word For The
Make a Bond movie casual
From a View to a Chill
From a View to a Chill
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Amateur Mechanics
Amateur Mechanics
Animatron. Not a woman. She has been programmed to satisfy the client.
(Emmanuelle 7)
#spq
It took me a long time to find this. It's very difficult to source. I was lucky to get a copy, and in English too!
(Emmanuelle 7)
#spq
It took me a long time to find this. It's very difficult to source. I was lucky to get a copy, and in English too!
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Animatron. Not a woman. She has been programmed to satisfy the client.
(Emmanuelle 7)
#spq
It took me a long time to find this. It's very difficult to source. I was lucky to get a copy, and in English too!
(Emmanuelle 7)
#spq
It took me a long time to find this. It's very difficult to source. I was lucky to get a copy, and in English too!
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❄️ It's the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeaaar... ❄️
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
❄️ It's the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeaaar... ❄️
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
I swear a few times in this one. I don't often swear that much. I must be ill.
To All The Fucks I Had Before - Innocent Loverboy
On sex worth celebrating, with all the special moments, the excitement and anticipation and the best sex ILB has ever had.
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December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I swear a few times in this one. I don't often swear that much. I must be ill.