Innocent Loverboy
@innocentlb.bsky.social
Blogger, primarily of the sexy kind. Enthusiastic about soft porn, video games, books and more soft porn. Also possibly really nice if you look very carefully.
Pronouns: He / Him
Pronouns: He / Him
My List of Top Sex Bloggers in 2025 - inspired by, although not officially a version of, @sweetrori.bsky.social and @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social's list back in the day!
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Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.
innocentlb.com/2025/12/01/t...
Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My List of Top Sex Bloggers in 2025 - inspired by, although not officially a version of, @sweetrori.bsky.social and @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social's list back in the day!
innocentlb.com/2025/12/01/t...
Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.
innocentlb.com/2025/12/01/t...
Yes, really, there are a few left, check the list.
All squees aside (and yes, it is VERY cute), I could actually use one of exactly this. My mobility is not great and I can't ride a bike any more. This would be excellent for my daily commute AND trips to the shops, et al.
NEED
Was rather taken by this little mobility scooter-convertible 😏
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
All squees aside (and yes, it is VERY cute), I could actually use one of exactly this. My mobility is not great and I can't ride a bike any more. This would be excellent for my daily commute AND trips to the shops, et al.
In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to serve alcoholic beverages to a moose, so maybe they're talking about that.
Maybe they mean "let" as in "rent". Don't rent moose; you often lose your deposit.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In Fairbanks, Alaska, it is illegal to serve alcoholic beverages to a moose, so maybe they're talking about that.
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Imagine trying to explain this to a shark.
It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine trying to explain this to a shark.
I love soft porn and I wanted to tell you all this because if I need it it's always there for me and
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I love soft porn and I wanted to tell you all this because if I need it it's always there for me and
Top 5 film genres:
- Everyone has sex with everyone else and this is normal somehow
- Aren't women great? They can survive any amount of violence!
- Wow, the future is terrifying and yet everyone on Earth just sort of let it happen
[1/2]
- Everyone has sex with everyone else and this is normal somehow
- Aren't women great? They can survive any amount of violence!
- Wow, the future is terrifying and yet everyone on Earth just sort of let it happen
[1/2]
Top 5 movie genres are:
Breathtakingly beautiful magic realism that represents grief
Buncha fuckin losers decide to become a family instead of going to therapy
Yikes a ghost! Oh it's just sad.
Bright colours, singing, dancing, gay subtext/text
Whatever the fuck Star Trek First Contact is
Breathtakingly beautiful magic realism that represents grief
Buncha fuckin losers decide to become a family instead of going to therapy
Yikes a ghost! Oh it's just sad.
Bright colours, singing, dancing, gay subtext/text
Whatever the fuck Star Trek First Contact is
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Top 5 film genres:
- Everyone has sex with everyone else and this is normal somehow
- Aren't women great? They can survive any amount of violence!
- Wow, the future is terrifying and yet everyone on Earth just sort of let it happen
[1/2]
- Everyone has sex with everyone else and this is normal somehow
- Aren't women great? They can survive any amount of violence!
- Wow, the future is terrifying and yet everyone on Earth just sort of let it happen
[1/2]
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Top 5 movie genres are:
Breathtakingly beautiful magic realism that represents grief
Buncha fuckin losers decide to become a family instead of going to therapy
Yikes a ghost! Oh it's just sad.
Bright colours, singing, dancing, gay subtext/text
Whatever the fuck Star Trek First Contact is
Breathtakingly beautiful magic realism that represents grief
Buncha fuckin losers decide to become a family instead of going to therapy
Yikes a ghost! Oh it's just sad.
Bright colours, singing, dancing, gay subtext/text
Whatever the fuck Star Trek First Contact is
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Top 5 movie genres are:
Breathtakingly beautiful magic realism that represents grief
Buncha fuckin losers decide to become a family instead of going to therapy
Yikes a ghost! Oh it's just sad.
Bright colours, singing, dancing, gay subtext/text
Whatever the fuck Star Trek First Contact is
Breathtakingly beautiful magic realism that represents grief
Buncha fuckin losers decide to become a family instead of going to therapy
Yikes a ghost! Oh it's just sad.
Bright colours, singing, dancing, gay subtext/text
Whatever the fuck Star Trek First Contact is
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Is... is this random yellow circle meant to be in the obvious recess above, where it may well be a full stop? Has it just... fallen out, or...?
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Is... is this random yellow circle meant to be in the obvious recess above, where it may well be a full stop? Has it just... fallen out, or...?
...or the little Gucci dress.
[CW: drugs, Spice Girls reference and sex blog, innit bruh]
[CW: drugs, Spice Girls reference and sex blog, innit bruh]
...and I'm Victoria, Malcolm - Innocent Loverboy
Do you remember the dream with the summerhouse in it, or the post about it? Probably not, because ILB has only just written it.
innocentlb.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
...or the little Gucci dress.
[CW: drugs, Spice Girls reference and sex blog, innit bruh]
[CW: drugs, Spice Girls reference and sex blog, innit bruh]
Did anyone here go to Knightmare Live today? I spotted someone in the audience I could have sworn I know from social media and can't place him!
Someone with a big black beard?
Someone with a big black beard?
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Did anyone here go to Knightmare Live today? I spotted someone in the audience I could have sworn I know from social media and can't place him!
Someone with a big black beard?
Someone with a big black beard?
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"WE GOT HIM!"
We've had him for years. He has always been this person. Did you need the New York Times to say it, so you didn't have to listen to the actual people who had been harmed?
We've had him for years. He has always been this person. Did you need the New York Times to say it, so you didn't have to listen to the actual people who had been harmed?
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"WE GOT HIM!"
We've had him for years. He has always been this person. Did you need the New York Times to say it, so you didn't have to listen to the actual people who had been harmed?
We've had him for years. He has always been this person. Did you need the New York Times to say it, so you didn't have to listen to the actual people who had been harmed?
I sing myself to sleep...
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I sing myself to sleep...
I saw a TOX 25 tag on a wall in North London today. It's been a long time, but I do have to wonder if it's *the* TOX.
Huge if true.
Huge if true.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I saw a TOX 25 tag on a wall in North London today. It's been a long time, but I do have to wonder if it's *the* TOX.
Huge if true.
Huge if true.
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ODIN: ok, so a quiet week, any other business?
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ODIN: ok, so a quiet week, any other business?
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
Back to the homelands* (*Nottingham** (**I'm actually from London*** (***but I spent three years in Nottingham**** (****even though I was born in Middlesex)))).
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Back to the homelands* (*Nottingham** (**I'm actually from London*** (***but I spent three years in Nottingham**** (****even though I was born in Middlesex)))).
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[Ozymandias, king of kings, announcing the Metaverse in 2022] two vast and trunkless legs of stone are coming soon! are you excited? 🎉
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
[Ozymandias, king of kings, announcing the Metaverse in 2022] two vast and trunkless legs of stone are coming soon! are you excited? 🎉
Quick!
Name an active sex blogger who isn't me, @girlonthenet.bsky.social, @emmaaustin.bsky.social or @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social!
Name an active sex blogger who isn't me, @girlonthenet.bsky.social, @emmaaustin.bsky.social or @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social!
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Quick!
Name an active sex blogger who isn't me, @girlonthenet.bsky.social, @emmaaustin.bsky.social or @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social!
Name an active sex blogger who isn't me, @girlonthenet.bsky.social, @emmaaustin.bsky.social or @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social!
Yes, it's true.
I don't often go into central London...
BUT THAT'S MY MISSION TODAY!
I don't often go into central London...
BUT THAT'S MY MISSION TODAY!
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Yes, it's true.
I don't often go into central London...
BUT THAT'S MY MISSION TODAY!
I don't often go into central London...
BUT THAT'S MY MISSION TODAY!
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
I think I'm going to cry...
Prēma, ē'uṭā patramā (प्रेम, एउटा पत्रमा) - Innocent Loverboy
ILB found a declaration of love to a mysterious "Nepali baby", and he just couldn't keep his hands off it.
innocentlb.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think I'm going to cry...
Gaaàaaah. I'm awake FAR too early. Was envisioning getting up at 9:30ish. Woke at 6 and now no longer tired. So unusual it's thrown me off.
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Gaaàaaah. I'm awake FAR too early. Was envisioning getting up at 9:30ish. Woke at 6 and now no longer tired. So unusual it's thrown me off.
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Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive.
#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing
#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing
October 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive.
#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing
#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing