Will Shirley
@inspectorcrayon.bsky.social
Life may be a waking nightmare, but technically that means I'm living my dream.
Opinions are those of the little homunculus guy pulling levers and pushing buttons in my skull
Opinions are those of the little homunculus guy pulling levers and pushing buttons in my skull
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Will Shirley
@inspectorcrayon.bsky.social
· Dec 16
First Person Shooter game but you're a crow pooping on things and I'm gonna call it Caw of Doody
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is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
No no, sorry, I'm not honking at you, my toyota just becomes very vocal when she gets excited
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
No no, sorry, I'm not honking at you, my toyota just becomes very vocal when she gets excited
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frustrated detective: i’m starting to think maybe i did it
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
frustrated detective: i’m starting to think maybe i did it
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detective: so you’re just out walking in the woods alone and you stumble on this body?
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
detective: so you’re just out walking in the woods alone and you stumble on this body?
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
me: yes sir worst thing i ever saw in my life
detective: do you mind me asking what you were doing in the woods?
me: (inaudible)
detective: can you speak up son? we're recording.
me: chasing a leprechaun
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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Iced in and can't go to work. Bout to hit the town with my good time boyeh, my literal rotten soldier. He's a hoot. Always chiming in with his one liners like "GRRRRAGGGRKKKNJGGGG" and his well timed catch phrase "HhhrggPpppphhhh Grrrrkkkkkk Gaaah"
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Iced in and can't go to work. Bout to hit the town with my good time boyeh, my literal rotten soldier. He's a hoot. Always chiming in with his one liners like "GRRRRAGGGRKKKNJGGGG" and his well timed catch phrase "HhhrggPpppphhhh Grrrrkkkkkk Gaaah"
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wouldst thou like to live deliciously
January 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
wouldst thou like to live deliciously
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every day i wake up with the nervous system of someone who is being hunted for sport
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
every day i wake up with the nervous system of someone who is being hunted for sport
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
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Gotta love a good hop
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Gotta love a good hop
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
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"The White House posted a digitally altered image of a woman who was arrested on Thursday in a case touted by attorney general Pam Bondi, to make it seem as if she was dramatically crying, a Guardian analysis of the image has found."
#FakeNews #Propaganda #WH
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026....
#FakeNews #Propaganda #WH
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026....
White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest
Guardian analysis shows images are the same, with Nekima Levy Armstrong looking composed in original but sobbing after alteration
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"The White House posted a digitally altered image of a woman who was arrested on Thursday in a case touted by attorney general Pam Bondi, to make it seem as if she was dramatically crying, a Guardian analysis of the image has found."
#FakeNews #Propaganda #WH
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026....
#FakeNews #Propaganda #WH
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026....
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
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NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Incredible @statuscoupnews.bsky.social interview with Skye, who says she’s a Marine Corps vet and appears to have just been released from Whipple. She says she was trapped by ICE, yanked out of her car and stomped on.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Incredible @statuscoupnews.bsky.social interview with Skye, who says she’s a Marine Corps vet and appears to have just been released from Whipple. She says she was trapped by ICE, yanked out of her car and stomped on.
1/2
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You fear a Spinosaurus that snaps giant theropod necks.
I fear a Spinosaurus that stabs their lungs, throats, and major blood vessels with its claws.
We are not the same.
I fear a Spinosaurus that stabs their lungs, throats, and major blood vessels with its claws.
We are not the same.
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
You fear a Spinosaurus that snaps giant theropod necks.
I fear a Spinosaurus that stabs their lungs, throats, and major blood vessels with its claws.
We are not the same.
I fear a Spinosaurus that stabs their lungs, throats, and major blood vessels with its claws.
We are not the same.
In middle of this rainy day, I am realizing there is a real need for seasonal soup clubs, in the spirit of garden and book clubs. Just a group of friends who sit around and eat soup at each other for a bit. Maybe it's the same one, maybe we each bring our own. But we sit, and slurp away the horrors.
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
In middle of this rainy day, I am realizing there is a real need for seasonal soup clubs, in the spirit of garden and book clubs. Just a group of friends who sit around and eat soup at each other for a bit. Maybe it's the same one, maybe we each bring our own. But we sit, and slurp away the horrors.
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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ICE is following DoorDash drivers and chasing them into people’s houses and terrorizing both the drivers and the customers www.instagram.com/reel/DTS-zJO...
jcfrias on Instagram: "Stop scrolling. This video is terrifying. A DoorDasher runs into a random home while ICE chases them. No warrant shown. No warning.…"
Stop scrolling. This video is terrifying. A DoorDasher runs into a random home while ICE chases them. No warrant shown. No warning. ‼️ Just panic and survival caught on camera. This is what fear looks like in real time and why communities feel unsafe doing everyday jobs. Watch closely. Ask questions. This should concern everyone. 👀🚨🏠
www.instagram.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
ICE is following DoorDash drivers and chasing them into people’s houses and terrorizing both the drivers and the customers www.instagram.com/reel/DTS-zJO...