ITCHY SPICE
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BMX bike gangleader and elder
The silver lining of this nonsense is that it only half worked, and literally no one associates that name with "philanthropy"
Doesn't negate the digital gaslighting however
Doesn't negate the digital gaslighting however
🚨 An example from newly-released files showing how consultants sought to influence Google search results — burying articles about Jeffrey Epstein being a "billionaire pedophile" or having a "diary of his under-aged victims" & then boosting articles about his philanthropy
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The silver lining of this nonsense is that it only half worked, and literally no one associates that name with "philanthropy"
Doesn't negate the digital gaslighting however
Doesn't negate the digital gaslighting however
the auroras are hitting again tonight
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the auroras are hitting again tonight
I told y'all never to trust autumn
they ferment this stuff all summer
they ferment this stuff all summer
pumpkin spice foreskin
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I told y'all never to trust autumn
they ferment this stuff all summer
they ferment this stuff all summer
the only thing more annoying than condescending, patronizing politicians who think everyone is dumber than them, is political pundits who act the same way
presumably so brunch?
getting a pat on the head from ezra klein?
no idea what causes this other than oblivious privilege
presumably so brunch?
getting a pat on the head from ezra klein?
no idea what causes this other than oblivious privilege
Imagine if Dems in the Senate hadn't caved. The House wouldn't be in session rn, the discharge petition wouldn't be signed, people wouldn't have SNAP, govt workers would be RIF'd & the GOP would have some decent talking points. But also online rage addicts would be happier! YMMV!
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the only thing more annoying than condescending, patronizing politicians who think everyone is dumber than them, is political pundits who act the same way
presumably so brunch?
getting a pat on the head from ezra klein?
no idea what causes this other than oblivious privilege
presumably so brunch?
getting a pat on the head from ezra klein?
no idea what causes this other than oblivious privilege
Trent Turkey is a skinned, headless cooked turkey that rides a horse backwards and advocates safety
this sentence is repeating in my head until third cup of coffee
this sentence is repeating in my head until third cup of coffee
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Trent Turkey is a skinned, headless cooked turkey that rides a horse backwards and advocates safety
this sentence is repeating in my head until third cup of coffee
this sentence is repeating in my head until third cup of coffee
I just found out you can buy boxes of shaquille o'neal's sweat from his championship years in the early aughts
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just found out you can buy boxes of shaquille o'neal's sweat from his championship years in the early aughts
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This asshole is directly looking at the audience. He's not even paying attention to his food.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This asshole is directly looking at the audience. He's not even paying attention to his food.
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I imagine Death responding to that like "Oooo, I'm a human, I'm a skeleton pretending not to be a skeleton because I have an outer layer made of meat, I have to buy car insurance, ooooo"
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I imagine Death responding to that like "Oooo, I'm a human, I'm a skeleton pretending not to be a skeleton because I have an outer layer made of meat, I have to buy car insurance, ooooo"
To be frank, I don't think we should look
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
To be frank, I don't think we should look
Mondays be like:
Wow, thats a really good question! Your desire to know "how do I go pee pee" shows an intellectual curiosity about mastering the world around you. Adding "Im scared" shows emotional depth and vulnerability. Let's explore just what "pee pee" is, and how to address where it goes.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Mondays be like:
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Ben Gvir passes out sweets to Knesset members after the first reading for the new law to execute Palestinian prisoners is approved.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ben Gvir passes out sweets to Knesset members after the first reading for the new law to execute Palestinian prisoners is approved.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
*sellout dems let air out of balloon*
"this was a necessary step to increase pressure as we inflate this balloon"
"this was a necessary step to increase pressure as we inflate this balloon"
Do I trust them? No. That’s why I voted no. But they are in a terrible position, and we can use the next few weeks to turn the pressure up even further.
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
*sellout dems let air out of balloon*
"this was a necessary step to increase pressure as we inflate this balloon"
"this was a necessary step to increase pressure as we inflate this balloon"
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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress
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No Kings includes Angus
King: So I believe that we are closer tonight to a vote on the ACA tax credits than we were this morning. This agreement tonight is a win for the American people.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
No Kings includes Angus
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The grifters sent this *this morning*
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The grifters sent this *this morning*
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The Democrats are not capitulating because they are scared of Trump they’re capitulating because actually countering fascism in Ways that would stop it would also impact their money flow and the wealth of those at the highest level of the economy and business they represent.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The Democrats are not capitulating because they are scared of Trump they’re capitulating because actually countering fascism in Ways that would stop it would also impact their money flow and the wealth of those at the highest level of the economy and business they represent.
now explain what that "action to protect health care" was
your voters aren't as dumb as you're pretending
your voters aren't as dumb as you're pretending
I voted tonight to reopen the government and take action to protect health care for tens of millions of Americans. Here’s why:
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
now explain what that "action to protect health care" was
your voters aren't as dumb as you're pretending
your voters aren't as dumb as you're pretending
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And yet.
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And yet.
never make a hero out of the bourgeoisie
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
never make a hero out of the bourgeoisie
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senate dems: we refuse to cave on healthcare
voters: thank y—
senate dems: we have caved on healthcare
voters: thank y—
senate dems: we have caved on healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
senate dems: we refuse to cave on healthcare
voters: thank y—
senate dems: we have caved on healthcare
voters: thank y—
senate dems: we have caved on healthcare
Rosen thinks you're as dumb as the character she's playing
UPDATE: Sen. Jacky Rosen, D-Nev., supports the deal to reopen the government. "Nevadans and all Americans deserve access to affordable health care, and Senate Republicans need to work with us in a bipartisan way before the next deadline,” Rosen said.
Rosen supports Senate deal to end shutdown
A group of moderate Democrats has a tentative deal to reopen the government if Republicans promise to hold a vote on expiring health care subsidies by December, a potential breakthrough as lawmaker...
lvrj.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Rosen thinks you're as dumb as the character she's playing