ITCHY STARFISH
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BMX bike gangleader and elder
most of these are just in the last year
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
most of these are just in the last year
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nobody should come to the US
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
nobody should come to the US
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I dunno I think people burning down parts of Minneapolis was a pretty big part of why Derek Chauvin got prosecuted, tried, convicted, sentenced and then stabbed 22 times in prison. So, there’s one data point.
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I dunno I think people burning down parts of Minneapolis was a pretty big part of why Derek Chauvin got prosecuted, tried, convicted, sentenced and then stabbed 22 times in prison. So, there’s one data point.
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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I just want one of these AI shit products to be an old greasy fat dude who can explain what solvents to use on a carburetor
that would be helpful and an avatar I can relate to
but that's not really the point, now is it...
that would be helpful and an avatar I can relate to
but that's not really the point, now is it...
Razer unveiled its AI concepts at CES 2026, which include an anime hologram that can speak to you, and headphones with built-in cameras.
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I just want one of these AI shit products to be an old greasy fat dude who can explain what solvents to use on a carburetor
that would be helpful and an avatar I can relate to
but that's not really the point, now is it...
that would be helpful and an avatar I can relate to
but that's not really the point, now is it...
![from George Conway's wikipedia page: "Conway agreed to work unpaid[10] as one of the attorneys who represented Paula Jones in her lawsuit against U.S. president Bill Clinton.[12][13] During the representation of Jones, Conway worked closely with Ann Coulter and Matt Drudge.[10]" Line about working closely with Ann Coulter and Matt Drudge underlined](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2zq2v3h4jm25azhvwp6sqbxj/bafkreicfcq7lce4fdgryeeksx3rm75dkq52bpjrs3d6j6dgfhn5qsul4zm@jpeg)
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January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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If I was a Smoothie King regular, I might want to know the name of the town and location.
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If I was a Smoothie King regular, I might want to know the name of the town and location.
there's nothing more california than a plastic ass wine bitch, standing in front of a silicon valley cartoon, expecting this will inspire humanity
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
there's nothing more california than a plastic ass wine bitch, standing in front of a silicon valley cartoon, expecting this will inspire humanity
columbus was a great american
Watched the America250 projection on the Washington Monument tonight. Mentioned: Columbus, Ford, Edison, Lewis & Clark, both World Wars, AI. Not mentioned: The Civil War, Lincoln, Native Americans, immigration, slavery, race, civil rights, MLK, Vietnam, or any woman.
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
columbus was a great american
2026 is already looking pretty grim
nobody wants to twerk anymore
nobody wants to twerk anymore
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
2026 is already looking pretty grim
nobody wants to twerk anymore
nobody wants to twerk anymore
once again, manufacturing consent
absolute deliberate negligence to ignore the effect of sanctions
absolute deliberate negligence to ignore the effect of sanctions
Seeing American journalists completely ignore decades of Economic sanctions put on Venezuela when talking about their "failed" economy and instead being like "this just happened cuz of maduro's BAD LEADERSHIP" and then going on to say "but it's wrong we removed him that way" is so fucking funny.
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
once again, manufacturing consent
absolute deliberate negligence to ignore the effect of sanctions
absolute deliberate negligence to ignore the effect of sanctions
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you fuckin wet poodle ass bitch
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
you fuckin wet poodle ass bitch
These accounts are just random catch phrase generators, on some sort of timer
There is a cost of living crisis in the United States and healthcare is being ripped away from millions of everyday Americans.
Meanwhile.
The Trump administration has done nothing to make life your life better here in America.
Meanwhile.
The Trump administration has done nothing to make life your life better here in America.
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
These accounts are just random catch phrase generators, on some sort of timer
cause of death: put the hide a key on the bottom where it fell off on dirt roads
Cause of death: Forgot to gas up the car
Cause of death: missed an item on the grocery list
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
cause of death: put the hide a key on the bottom where it fell off on dirt roads
me in real life when I mention Peter Thiel and the person I'm talking to just says, "I think I've seen that name before"
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
me in real life when I mention Peter Thiel and the person I'm talking to just says, "I think I've seen that name before"
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Withdrawing my nomination for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Withdrawing my nomination for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize
24hrs and they still don't have a motive
I'm in Key West today and bro look. He's doing the thing. HE'S DOING THE THING
December 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
24hrs and they still don't have a motive
look at these two
🎶....kings of the wild frontier....🎵
🎶....kings of the wild frontier....🎵
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
look at these two
🎶....kings of the wild frontier....🎵
🎶....kings of the wild frontier....🎵
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sorry i'm not talented, i just stole a picture of goatse cookies from the internet
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
sorry i'm not talented, i just stole a picture of goatse cookies from the internet
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Mark Cuban because you have spent Christmas Eve arguing about how universal healthcare is too complicated you will be visited by the specters of modes of production past present and future. Buckle up!
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mark Cuban because you have spent Christmas Eve arguing about how universal healthcare is too complicated you will be visited by the specters of modes of production past present and future. Buckle up!