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Michæl 🐩
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365 partygirl, sans soufre
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Schumer (74) is hiding behind Angus King (81), Jeanne Shaheen (78, retiring), and Maggie Hassan (67).

New England's geriatrics are leading on bowing down to the Trump regime
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If i were a (former?) mlb pitcher I'd simply not get indicted for money laundering conspiracy
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Fake bag and sort of insultingly so tbh. Wrong stitching, wrong hardware, Hermes would have rejected the skins used on those handles
I think this bag is fake.

Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.

This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I don't think we give the MTA enough shit for how rubbish their tech is
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Mamdani's New York
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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An important update to this story:

hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Read the entire thread.
I'm too lazy/out of practice/don't have a license at home to do this properly but close enough for posting work: I overlaid The City's new general election map over their primary map, and turned the general to 70% opacity. This produces four colors.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I'm sick of being gaslit about "globalize the intifada." I never heard of it before Zohran started running! It's like you're telling me that "Surf Party USA" is anti-Semitic. You know what I knew was anti-Semitic? Throwing up a Nazi salute like Elon Musk www.jta.org/2025/11/05/i...
As Mamdani’s victory reverberates beyond NYC, Jews must choose solidarity over shock - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
The president and chair of the Conference of Presidents of Major Jewish Organizations respond to the election of an anti-Israel candidate.
www.jta.org
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My "I never promised to blow my brains out on live tv" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Good but not good enough imo
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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we can chalk it up to youth and inexperience but the biggest mistake the mamdani campaign made was winning by 8.8% and not 1.5%, which is the margin needed for the media to say it’s a total mandate
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Zohran is cool and awesome and I’m thrilled for him and all of us

but at my core this is who I am: the Jewish guy who shows up to be a world class hater in support of his friend
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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It is important for me, personally
Someone on TV just said Cuomo is going to give a very important concession speech…nobody cares.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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In the bin with these twats! Up to 54% of Staten Islanders will leave! Housing crises sorted in one evening.
Is Portnoy gone yet?

Is Ackman?
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bottle check
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Got to announce the result to a packed to the gills room. Better than coke. Andrew Cuomo is in Hell
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Suck it Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Eat my entire ass hole, Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM