memento lessi
@itsrealkeenan.bsky.social
hang on. hang on I forget which way my socks go
new hiding space unlocked at the vet: inside the exam table support
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
new hiding space unlocked at the vet: inside the exam table support
for real has anybody done a deep dive on why people on the Internet don't like punctuation and/or only use it to undermine its very existence
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
for real has anybody done a deep dive on why people on the Internet don't like punctuation and/or only use it to undermine its very existence
to this day i have never seen the jim carrey grinch movie. never felt like there was a point for me? anyway just wild sometimes to remember a lot of folks have fully Grown Up with that stuff as their media, and it's just totally unknown to me
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
to this day i have never seen the jim carrey grinch movie. never felt like there was a point for me? anyway just wild sometimes to remember a lot of folks have fully Grown Up with that stuff as their media, and it's just totally unknown to me
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You should be able to check out a gas grill at the library
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You should be able to check out a gas grill at the library
what are you talking about
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
what are you talking about
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
(David Lee Roth ghost) Iiiii ain’t got no body
lmao okay am I dyslexic now or is this a genuine The Guardian Dot Com article verifying something that is real
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
The singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau have launched their relationship on Instagram, after the singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan.
Perry’s post appeared to confirm the pair are in a relationship, after months of speculation about a possible romance between her and the former Canadian prime minister. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
lmao okay am I dyslexic now or is this a genuine The Guardian Dot Com article verifying something that is real
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
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[john mccrea voice]
you need to straighten your posture and suck in your gut
you need to pull back your shoulders and tighten your butt
yeah, soy comanche, comanche, comanche, come on
if you want to have cities, you've got to build roads
you need to straighten your posture and suck in your gut
you need to pull back your shoulders and tighten your butt
yeah, soy comanche, comanche, comanche, come on
if you want to have cities, you've got to build roads
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
[john mccrea voice]
you need to straighten your posture and suck in your gut
you need to pull back your shoulders and tighten your butt
yeah, soy comanche, comanche, comanche, come on
if you want to have cities, you've got to build roads
you need to straighten your posture and suck in your gut
you need to pull back your shoulders and tighten your butt
yeah, soy comanche, comanche, comanche, come on
if you want to have cities, you've got to build roads
im fuckin marked dude
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
im fuckin marked dude
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
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still trying to figure out how but this has gotta be another recession indicator
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
still trying to figure out how but this has gotta be another recession indicator
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New: AI chatbots can change voters' minds, according to a pair of in-depth studies published just now in Science and Nature.
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
Voters’ minds are hard to change. AI chatbots are surprisingly good at it.
New research suggests AI chatbots can shift people’s political views more effectively than campaign ads on TV.
wapo.st
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New: AI chatbots can change voters' minds, according to a pair of in-depth studies published just now in Science and Nature.
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
How they do it is interesting — and concerning. Gift link: wapo.st/49RSstP
Trump: "And I just wanna say, drugs from over sea, that come by sea, are down 91%"
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump: "And I just wanna say, drugs from over sea, that come by sea, are down 91%"
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
Hegseth: *laughs* Sure, that too. Totally why we do this
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the only problem with having a bird feeder is you will eventually attract a bird with a sinister aura that the other birds start to worship
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the only problem with having a bird feeder is you will eventually attract a bird with a sinister aura that the other birds start to worship
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It's your annual reminder that these next 4-5 days are prime "unsubscribe" days. You don't remember how you got on that list begging you to spend money? You no longer spend money at that outlet? Unsubscribe o'clock, baby.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's your annual reminder that these next 4-5 days are prime "unsubscribe" days. You don't remember how you got on that list begging you to spend money? You no longer spend money at that outlet? Unsubscribe o'clock, baby.
justice systems following through on prosecution and conviction of former leading officials sure seems to be a thing lately
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
L’ex-président de la République sera bientôt convoqué devant un juge d’application des peines, suite au rejet de son pourvoi devant la Cour de cassation ce mercredi.
Affaire Bygmalion : pourquoi Nicolas Sarkozy ne devrait pas aller en prison malgré sa condamnation définitive
l.leparisien.fr
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
justice systems following through on prosecution and conviction of former leading officials sure seems to be a thing lately
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
*turning to stare directly into the sun*
, in some places
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mr Gorbachev, spit on that thang
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
mr Gorbachev, spit on that thang
can a headline manage to bury its own lede
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
can a headline manage to bury its own lede
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do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
yeah you could say I'm ready for woke 2
(end of my nap)
(end of my nap)
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
yeah you could say I'm ready for woke 2
(end of my nap)
(end of my nap)
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this is one of those things I've said in my head for decades but never had the opportunity to say out loud to an actual person
Cleaning one’s own terlet keeps one honest. If you have enough dough that you got someone else scrubbing your bowl, you’re in a perilous position (spiritually)
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
this is one of those things I've said in my head for decades but never had the opportunity to say out loud to an actual person