Ivy - "Perfect Pervert"
@ivynyx.bsky.social
Unapologetically trans. Apologetic about the rest.
Non-binary trans femme (they/them)
Non-binary trans femme (they/them)
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Starting a "feats of strength" thread so that I can keep track of my lifts. Yeah I log them, but it's satisfying having the video to share.
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apoplectically sick to my stomach
the people running the world spend all their might and megaphones calling trans people groomers and every single fucking one of them were in epstein's orbit
fuck you. burn in hell. when you're done burning, burn more.
the people running the world spend all their might and megaphones calling trans people groomers and every single fucking one of them were in epstein's orbit
fuck you. burn in hell. when you're done burning, burn more.
the world is showing itself to be run by the most horrible thing imaginable and more than ever trans people need to stay close and be there for each other
there is no other way
it is us, for us, with us
there is no other way
it is us, for us, with us
February 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
apoplectically sick to my stomach
the people running the world spend all their might and megaphones calling trans people groomers and every single fucking one of them were in epstein's orbit
fuck you. burn in hell. when you're done burning, burn more.
the people running the world spend all their might and megaphones calling trans people groomers and every single fucking one of them were in epstein's orbit
fuck you. burn in hell. when you're done burning, burn more.
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O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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alright so the choice is communism or pedophile billionaires and there's nothing else. you don't have to lock in your choice right now but maybe by end of day
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
alright so the choice is communism or pedophile billionaires and there's nothing else. you don't have to lock in your choice right now but maybe by end of day
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Since I transitioned, I need to find the equivalent Derek Girl.
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
Not true. I've been writing about menswear for 15+ years, so there's a clear record of what I believe. My posts include:
— Nearly 700 posts rounding up quality menswear on eBay
— Guides on how to thrift online
— Guides on how to build a wardrobe on a budget
— Guides to high-value brands
— Nearly 700 posts rounding up quality menswear on eBay
— Guides on how to thrift online
— Guides on how to build a wardrobe on a budget
— Guides to high-value brands
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Since I transitioned, I need to find the equivalent Derek Girl.
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
Since I transitioned, I need to find the equivalent Derek Girl.
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
Not true. I've been writing about menswear for 15+ years, so there's a clear record of what I believe. My posts include:
— Nearly 700 posts rounding up quality menswear on eBay
— Guides on how to thrift online
— Guides on how to build a wardrobe on a budget
— Guides to high-value brands
— Nearly 700 posts rounding up quality menswear on eBay
— Guides on how to thrift online
— Guides on how to build a wardrobe on a budget
— Guides to high-value brands
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Since I transitioned, I need to find the equivalent Derek Girl.
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
It’s not enough to tell me about women’s clothes, I need her to grind trolls to dust. Anyone know who to follow for this?
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I think it’s kinda shitty to call a bunch of people being actively attacked by the state “humiliatingly stupid” because Will Stancil is taking members of the press that they feel are complicit in their current oppression on Safari Rides through their pain but im just some guy
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I think it’s kinda shitty to call a bunch of people being actively attacked by the state “humiliatingly stupid” because Will Stancil is taking members of the press that they feel are complicit in their current oppression on Safari Rides through their pain but im just some guy
I’ve been on Al Gore’s Own Internet to remember when there was a simple standard of etiquette: “don’t be a dick.”
It was called “Wheaton’s Law,” which hardly seems believable these days.
It was called “Wheaton’s Law,” which hardly seems believable these days.
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I’ve been on Al Gore’s Own Internet to remember when there was a simple standard of etiquette: “don’t be a dick.”
It was called “Wheaton’s Law,” which hardly seems believable these days.
It was called “Wheaton’s Law,” which hardly seems believable these days.
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I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now
Unfortunately Democrats only know how to give cops more money, technology, and staffing. They only have one button to press and they’re making a very concerned face as they press it
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
I've got a consultation appointment for FFS today.
Actual surgery will be sometime between April and June.
I had another consultation last March, only for my insurance to say, "no actually you have to go here instead" where "here" had a 7 month wait for the consultation.
Waiting. Waiting.
Actual surgery will be sometime between April and June.
I had another consultation last March, only for my insurance to say, "no actually you have to go here instead" where "here" had a 7 month wait for the consultation.
Waiting. Waiting.
January 23, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I've got a consultation appointment for FFS today.
Actual surgery will be sometime between April and June.
I had another consultation last March, only for my insurance to say, "no actually you have to go here instead" where "here" had a 7 month wait for the consultation.
Waiting. Waiting.
Actual surgery will be sometime between April and June.
I had another consultation last March, only for my insurance to say, "no actually you have to go here instead" where "here" had a 7 month wait for the consultation.
Waiting. Waiting.
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
Nothing in the article says she was a non-voter. Only that she voted Republican for the first time ever.
interesting that a single face-to-face contact turned this nonvoter into a voter
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Nothing in the article says she was a non-voter. Only that she voted Republican for the first time ever.
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there's a journalist, Anand Giridharadas, who coined the term "dispronunciation" for when people deliberately screw up non-anglo names, or pretend like they're impossible (as opposed to accidental *mis*pronunciation)
now i'm thinking about the potential utility of "disgendering" as a term/concept
now i'm thinking about the potential utility of "disgendering" as a term/concept
January 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
there's a journalist, Anand Giridharadas, who coined the term "dispronunciation" for when people deliberately screw up non-anglo names, or pretend like they're impossible (as opposed to accidental *mis*pronunciation)
now i'm thinking about the potential utility of "disgendering" as a term/concept
now i'm thinking about the potential utility of "disgendering" as a term/concept
Post at my dykiest? I’m gonna have to do this look again, it was years ago.
January 20, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Post at my dykiest? I’m gonna have to do this look again, it was years ago.
Sometimes you’ve got wraps, sandwiches and Game Boys all on the menu. Then they’re “handhelds”.
21. Calling sandwiches "handhelds" or "sammies" is embarrassing, stop doing it
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Sometimes you’ve got wraps, sandwiches and Game Boys all on the menu. Then they’re “handhelds”.
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January 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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I just wish my tits could learn to compromise, you know, meet in the middle
January 19, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I just wish my tits could learn to compromise, you know, meet in the middle
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January 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Picking and choosing the very best aspects of each culture and part of the world just seems much better than bettering yourself to only the options from a single culture.
Like, I get a certain amount of decision fatigue, but come on.
Like, I get a certain amount of decision fatigue, but come on.
multiculturalism is so objectively good that if you don't enjoy it you are defective and you should feel defective
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Picking and choosing the very best aspects of each culture and part of the world just seems much better than bettering yourself to only the options from a single culture.
Like, I get a certain amount of decision fatigue, but come on.
Like, I get a certain amount of decision fatigue, but come on.
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918