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Oops I did it (played with your heart and also mail fraud) again

"What is the amount of money I could retire on?" takes on an entirely different meaning for a sleepy dragon.

You weren’t really poor in an old cartoon unless you ate a single pea with a knife and fork.

People always talk about beast mode, but beast median is generally more useful

THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS

back in my day we’d walk 2 miles to school with a backpack full of Doritos 3D and Zimas for lunch, we got scoliosis for that shit

I want a judge with a short robe and a loooooong docket

Fall being a “season” is a fucking lie. It’s THREE WEEKS.

Fog warning tonight until 9pm. Seal off all entrances and do not look directly into the sentient haze. It feels awkward about that.

Love that we were given this at the Stardew Velley Festival of Seasons concert

The perception of Universal Basic Income is mistakenly seen as a handout, when in fact it’s an investment. An investment in human potential, creativity, and overall well-being. Let's reframe the narrative around UBI and recognize its true power to uplift and embolden our society.

Coraline the movie is 15 years old today! And to celebrate, Laika are rereleasing it, remastered, and in the original 3D, this coming August. I feel like a proud grandfather.

Also, I have still never seen a better use of 3D than Coraline.

Did you see it when it first came out?