jake
@jakeregier.bsky.social
a sexually immature male wild turkey under two years old
Appreciate the thought! We're fine—one of the perks of living on the third floor and working from home. I did look out the door this morning as it was starting, though. Said "nope" and turned around.
September 29, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Appreciate the thought! We're fine—one of the perks of living on the third floor and working from home. I did look out the door this morning as it was starting, though. Said "nope" and turned around.
I like this app because I opened it hoping for Dame updates and got this instead.
September 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
I like this app because I opened it hoping for Dame updates and got this instead.
I was looking at records and some old dude came up to me and said, "Vinyl's making a comeback, huh?"
I laughed, said "yeah," and walked away.
Later, as I was checking out, the cashier said, "Oh my god, I can't believe Jerry Cantrell's here!"
I laughed, said "yeah," and walked away.
Later, as I was checking out, the cashier said, "Oh my god, I can't believe Jerry Cantrell's here!"
Twitter is doing “best celebrity interactions” discourse so we should do WORST ones
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
September 25, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I was looking at records and some old dude came up to me and said, "Vinyl's making a comeback, huh?"
I laughed, said "yeah," and walked away.
Later, as I was checking out, the cashier said, "Oh my god, I can't believe Jerry Cantrell's here!"
I laughed, said "yeah," and walked away.
Later, as I was checking out, the cashier said, "Oh my god, I can't believe Jerry Cantrell's here!"
I think he was just confused, haha. His "NFTs" were just "experiences," like a game of golf or a phone call. For all I know, he probably thinks his Cameos are NFTs. I vote to absolve him and only him.
September 23, 2023 at 1:33 PM
I think he was just confused, haha. His "NFTs" were just "experiences," like a game of golf or a phone call. For all I know, he probably thinks his Cameos are NFTs. I vote to absolve him and only him.
The thing is, he ended up backtracking and doing his "NFTs" after he posted this because they were already listed or something…but his "NFTs" were, like, "pay to golf 18 holes with Richard Karn." He is my king.
September 23, 2023 at 6:04 AM
The thing is, he ended up backtracking and doing his "NFTs" after he posted this because they were already listed or something…but his "NFTs" were, like, "pay to golf 18 holes with Richard Karn." He is my king.
This makes me so happy. I have chronic sinusitis and have been prescribed phenylephrine so many times, but it never seemed to help.
September 22, 2023 at 3:45 AM
This makes me so happy. I have chronic sinusitis and have been prescribed phenylephrine so many times, but it never seemed to help.
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Give me your heart, make it real, or else
August 3, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Give me your heart, make it real, or else
Folks, it's finally pumpkin-pickin' weather in NYC.
September 15, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Folks, it's finally pumpkin-pickin' weather in NYC.
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(extremely empathetic to Jews voice) now that the sun has set on a Friday evening, it’s time to talk about anti-semitism
everyone knows you’re supposed to make all of your most important announcements at 10pm on a Friday night
September 9, 2023 at 2:53 AM
(extremely empathetic to Jews voice) now that the sun has set on a Friday evening, it’s time to talk about anti-semitism
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drummer: you said to be here at 8. it's 8:30. close enough who cares
guitarist: i said to be here at 7 because i knew you'd show up late
synth guy: looking to trade my ploquantus C4 for a heavY+ oscillator (6F format ONLY, please provide pics)
guitarist: i said to be here at 7 because i knew you'd show up late
synth guy: looking to trade my ploquantus C4 for a heavY+ oscillator (6F format ONLY, please provide pics)
September 8, 2023 at 12:54 AM
drummer: you said to be here at 8. it's 8:30. close enough who cares
guitarist: i said to be here at 7 because i knew you'd show up late
synth guy: looking to trade my ploquantus C4 for a heavY+ oscillator (6F format ONLY, please provide pics)
guitarist: i said to be here at 7 because i knew you'd show up late
synth guy: looking to trade my ploquantus C4 for a heavY+ oscillator (6F format ONLY, please provide pics)
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whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there
September 8, 2023 at 2:07 AM
whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there
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I did NOT approve this.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I did NOT approve this.
Sure, but it's always nice to have @connormcgrath.bsky.social come to town anyway.
September 6, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Sure, but it's always nice to have @connormcgrath.bsky.social come to town anyway.
I see you're trying to be cool here, but deep down…tú sabes.
September 6, 2023 at 2:26 PM
I see you're trying to be cool here, but deep down…tú sabes.
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Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short
September 5, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short
T-shits are no longer the province of youth, sadly.
September 3, 2023 at 5:15 AM
T-shits are no longer the province of youth, sadly.
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the Bang Bus is a good start but frankly i'd like to see more Bang Bike Lanes
August 31, 2023 at 6:26 PM
the Bang Bus is a good start but frankly i'd like to see more Bang Bike Lanes
September 1, 2023 at 4:01 AM
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me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11
teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it
me: ok no, but i see how you got there
teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it
me: ok no, but i see how you got there
August 30, 2023 at 1:57 PM
me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11
teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it
me: ok no, but i see how you got there
teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it
me: ok no, but i see how you got there
If she thought it was a valid criticism, she'd say it here, where people have context. Over there, it's pretty clear she's operating in bad faith.
August 30, 2023 at 8:15 PM
If she thought it was a valid criticism, she'd say it here, where people have context. Over there, it's pretty clear she's operating in bad faith.
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DIG through the fridges to
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
August 29, 2023 at 11:49 PM
DIG through the fridges to
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
I'm in a poster's chat but we all have like three followers and one of the guys just shares David Draiman Instagram updates.
August 30, 2023 at 12:46 AM
I'm in a poster's chat but we all have like three followers and one of the guys just shares David Draiman Instagram updates.
Wait...these people are all in romantic relationships with one another?
August 29, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Wait...these people are all in romantic relationships with one another?
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Conservative everyman Joe the Plumber is dead. The main things I remember about him are that he wasn't a plumber and his name wasn't Joe and he made a really fucking racist joke about Obama on CBS Evening News to which Katie Couric responded by suggesting he guest host Meet the Press
August 28, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Conservative everyman Joe the Plumber is dead. The main things I remember about him are that he wasn't a plumber and his name wasn't Joe and he made a really fucking racist joke about Obama on CBS Evening News to which Katie Couric responded by suggesting he guest host Meet the Press
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Editor: any new article ideas?
Writer: yeah, I had an idea for an article about David Duchovny's favourite song by The Rolling Stones
Editor: that's pretty thin, I think you should write an article about more than that
Writer: no problem
Writer: yeah, I had an idea for an article about David Duchovny's favourite song by The Rolling Stones
Editor: that's pretty thin, I think you should write an article about more than that
Writer: no problem
August 15, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Editor: any new article ideas?
Writer: yeah, I had an idea for an article about David Duchovny's favourite song by The Rolling Stones
Editor: that's pretty thin, I think you should write an article about more than that
Writer: no problem
Writer: yeah, I had an idea for an article about David Duchovny's favourite song by The Rolling Stones
Editor: that's pretty thin, I think you should write an article about more than that
Writer: no problem