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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 29

Appreciate the thought! We're fine—one of the perks of living on the third floor and working from home. I did look out the door this morning as it was starting, though. Said "nope" and turned around.

View of the sidewalk from my door this morning as the street was beginning to flood.

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 27

I like this app because I opened it hoping for Dame updates and got this instead.

jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 25

I was looking at records and some old dude came up to me and said, "Vinyl's making a comeback, huh?"

I laughed, said "yeah," and walked away.

Later, as I was checking out, the cashier said, "Oh my god, I can't believe Jerry Cantrell's here!"

Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · Sep 24

Twitter is doing “best celebrity interactions” discourse so we should do WORST ones

not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level

like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 23

I think he was just confused, haha. His "NFTs" were just "experiences," like a game of golf or a phone call. For all I know, he probably thinks his Cameos are NFTs. I vote to absolve him and only him.

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 23

The thing is, he ended up backtracking and doing his "NFTs" after he posted this because they were already listed or something…but his "NFTs" were, like, "pay to golf 18 holes with Richard Karn." He is my king.

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 22

This makes me so happy. I have chronic sinusitis and have been prescribed phenylephrine so many times, but it never seemed to help.

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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · Aug 3

Give me your heart, make it real, or else

The door to the FORBRUGERRÅDET office in Copenhagen. The third R is falling off slightly.

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 15

Folks, it's finally pumpkin-pickin' weather in NYC.

A selfie of me in sunglasses with a green flannel shirt and my first denim jacket of pumpkin beer season. How great is that?

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · Sep 9

(extremely empathetic to Jews voice) now that the sun has set on a Friday evening, it’s time to talk about anti-semitism

Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · Sep 9

everyone knows you’re supposed to make all of your most important announcements at 10pm on a Friday night

X CEO Linda Yaccarino finally puts out a statement about antisemitism on the platform.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Sep 8

drummer: you said to be here at 8. it's 8:30. close enough who cares
guitarist: i said to be here at 7 because i knew you'd show up late
synth guy: looking to trade my ploquantus C4 for a heavY+ oscillator (6F format ONLY, please provide pics)

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 8

whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · Sep 7

I did NOT approve this.

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 6

Sure, but it's always nice to have @connormcgrath.bsky.social come to town anyway.

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 6

I see you're trying to be cool here, but deep down…tú sabes.

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · Sep 5

Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 3

T-shits are no longer the province of youth, sadly.

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Aug 31

the Bang Bus is a good start but frankly i'd like to see more Bang Bike Lanes

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Sep 1

@shenuque.bsky.social

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Aug 30

me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11

teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it

me: ok no, but i see how you got there

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Aug 30

If she thought it was a valid criticism, she'd say it here, where people have context. Over there, it's pretty clear she's operating in bad faith.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · Aug 29

DIG through the fridges to
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula

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jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Aug 30

I'm in a poster's chat but we all have like three followers and one of the guys just shares David Draiman Instagram updates.

jake @jakeregier.bsky.social · Aug 29

Wait...these people are all in romantic relationships with one another?

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CHOAM Nomsky (frightening) @samthielman.com · Aug 28

Conservative everyman Joe the Plumber is dead. The main things I remember about him are that he wasn't a plumber and his name wasn't Joe and he made a really fucking racist joke about Obama on CBS Evening News to which Katie Couric responded by suggesting he guest host Meet the Press

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Bloody Mary (mirror entity, not cocktail) @marygillis.bsky.social · Aug 15

Editor: any new article ideas?
Writer: yeah, I had an idea for an article about David Duchovny's favourite song by The Rolling Stones
Editor: that's pretty thin, I think you should write an article about more than that
Writer: no problem

A headline that says "David Duchovny's two favourite songs by The Rolling Stones"

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