James Kalyn
@jameskalyn.com
Not the musician. Not representing my employer. Likes: cranberries. Dislikes: Work Safe Bob. he/him
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Did I ever tell y'all about the time I took down an Elf drug dealing operation on Christmas?
Yes, I know all my stories sound made up. I've just had a weird life.
It was about 20 years ago, the rare holiday spent back home during my world travels. My mom was managing a JC Penney Portrait Studio...
Yes, I know all my stories sound made up. I've just had a weird life.
It was about 20 years ago, the rare holiday spent back home during my world travels. My mom was managing a JC Penney Portrait Studio...
December 24, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Did I ever tell y'all about the time I took down an Elf drug dealing operation on Christmas?
Yes, I know all my stories sound made up. I've just had a weird life.
It was about 20 years ago, the rare holiday spent back home during my world travels. My mom was managing a JC Penney Portrait Studio...
Yes, I know all my stories sound made up. I've just had a weird life.
It was about 20 years ago, the rare holiday spent back home during my world travels. My mom was managing a JC Penney Portrait Studio...
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Merry Christmas to Bob, Bob's double who looks nothing like Bob, and the cat casting agent who thought they were indistinguishable.
Another Christmas movie that cracks me up is A Christmas Gift From Bob. Two cats play Bob. One knows how to do the shoulder perch, the other does reaction shots. One of them is three times the size of the other. So Bob's chonkiness just wildly fluctuates back and forth between shots.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Merry Christmas to Bob, Bob's double who looks nothing like Bob, and the cat casting agent who thought they were indistinguishable.
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
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An old thread is making the rounds again, so here's an updated version.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
An old thread is making the rounds again, so here's an updated version.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is one of the most enduring and adapted works of literature in history.
But did you know that he wrote 22 sequels?
Some are great! Some are trash! Some are bizarrely fascinating.
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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Someone paid $600 for a Ric Flair cameo and it went exactly as you would expect
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone paid $600 for a Ric Flair cameo and it went exactly as you would expect
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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It’s funny when people act like using Twitter is some kind of complicated moral issue, like no it’s a site owned by a white supremacist that actively promotes white supremacist content this is as simple as things can possibly be
The richest man on the planet has a pinned tweet that's just straight up white nationalism. I can't say I miss Twitter!
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s funny when people act like using Twitter is some kind of complicated moral issue, like no it’s a site owned by a white supremacist that actively promotes white supremacist content this is as simple as things can possibly be
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hell yeah, two of the greats
La Parka Says Arn Anderson Defended The Luchadors Against All The Racism In WCW
La Parka Says Arn Anderson Defended Luchadors In WCW - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
La Parka praises Arn Anderson for defending the luchadors in WCW.
www.fightful.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
hell yeah, two of the greats
- Laughing during Episode II bc Anakin looked like he was jackin it and the guy behind me getting big mad
- Packed theatre for Sin City and the crowd reactions to every gory moment
- My friend having to leave not 1 but 2 Jackass movies to go lay down in the lobby
- “Where did the turtle come from?”
- Packed theatre for Sin City and the crowd reactions to every gory moment
- My friend having to leave not 1 but 2 Jackass movies to go lay down in the lobby
- “Where did the turtle come from?”
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
- Laughing during Episode II bc Anakin looked like he was jackin it and the guy behind me getting big mad
- Packed theatre for Sin City and the crowd reactions to every gory moment
- My friend having to leave not 1 but 2 Jackass movies to go lay down in the lobby
- “Where did the turtle come from?”
- Packed theatre for Sin City and the crowd reactions to every gory moment
- My friend having to leave not 1 but 2 Jackass movies to go lay down in the lobby
- “Where did the turtle come from?”
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Shredded Ralston
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Shredded Ralston
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favorite thing in the world right now is the person on fb posting cow tools edits to the general Far Side groups and riling up the masses
December 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
favorite thing in the world right now is the person on fb posting cow tools edits to the general Far Side groups and riling up the masses
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Canada: it’s coming…
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Canada: it’s coming…
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Kemonito vs Kemalito
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Kemonito vs Kemalito
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
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REJOICE!! SOMEONE HAS PUT THE VIDEO OF JESSE VENTURA SINGING WEREWOLVES OF MINNESOTA WITH WARREN ZEVON BACK UP ON YOUTUBE, HAPPY FIRST WEDNESDAY!!! (It starts at the 5-minute mark)
Warren Zevon In Governor Jesse Ventura's Inaugural Ball At The Target Center, Minneapolis, 1/16/1999
YouTube video by LeChuck Threepwood
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December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
REJOICE!! SOMEONE HAS PUT THE VIDEO OF JESSE VENTURA SINGING WEREWOLVES OF MINNESOTA WITH WARREN ZEVON BACK UP ON YOUTUBE, HAPPY FIRST WEDNESDAY!!! (It starts at the 5-minute mark)
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
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FYI: Nathan Rabin needs your love and appreciation right now. He was in a very significant car crash earlier this week and is in the hospital recovering. (His family was also in the car, they’re fine, but he got the brunt of the injuries.)
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
Nathan Rabin's Happy Place
www.nathanrabin.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
FYI: Nathan Rabin needs your love and appreciation right now. He was in a very significant car crash earlier this week and is in the hospital recovering. (His family was also in the car, they’re fine, but he got the brunt of the injuries.)
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com
I dunno I like this one better
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I dunno I like this one better
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If the first words spoken at my funeral aren't "The Gobbledy Gooker is called the biggest flop in professional wrestling history, but it wasn’t meant for the adults. It was for the children" I will haunt you all so bad
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If the first words spoken at my funeral aren't "The Gobbledy Gooker is called the biggest flop in professional wrestling history, but it wasn’t meant for the adults. It was for the children" I will haunt you all so bad
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For just ⏱️2️⃣4️⃣ HOURS, EVERYTHING, and we mean EVERYTHING, is 50% OFF! This is the largest sale of the year for us, and a prime way to support us outside of campaigns! Get that one eye-catching title you wanted, and maybe a little extra for a friend! Treat yourself! Now's the time!
store.ironcircus.com
store.ironcircus.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
For just ⏱️2️⃣4️⃣ HOURS, EVERYTHING, and we mean EVERYTHING, is 50% OFF! This is the largest sale of the year for us, and a prime way to support us outside of campaigns! Get that one eye-catching title you wanted, and maybe a little extra for a friend! Treat yourself! Now's the time!
store.ironcircus.com
store.ironcircus.com
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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