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Michael Ditto
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Musician. Entrepreneur. Pornstar*.

*not intended to be a factual statement

Current profile pic: Silas Soule, badass. Look him up.
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Well, fuck.

I’m starting to suspect that our ability to catch spree killers who leave the scene is extremely dependent on a functioning FBI…which we 100% do not have right now.
BREAKING: Person of interest in Brown University shooting being released by police, mayor says. Gunman is still at large
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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If this was about Zionism, they would have attacked Joel Osteen's church not a family of diaspora fucking Jews. Jesus Christ.
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trump made the same claim in 2017 about 2016.
Trump suggests he actually won California last year but it was “rigged”
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“A spokeswoman for the republicans refused to go on record with a response” and nothing else seems like a more appropriate statement.
Oh is that how it works? She insists and you have to print it? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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If your stated position today is that the actions of the state of Israel are a major contributing factor to antisemitic violence, it's not unreasonable for someone to wonder what you would have said if you'd been asked about contributing factors to antisemitic violence prior to 1948.
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Yes. It is also why so many destructive monstrous conspiracy theories that don’t “start” out anti-Semitic quickly end up that way

It’s just a bigotry that is so fundamental and pure in its evil that you will eventually or quickly get there if you choose to live that kind of life
antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine. if it’s rising it means your society is failing. i haven’t had my coffee yet but im pretty sure i mostly actually do believe this.
I don’t think there’s even a straightforward set of policy prescriptions for antisemitism because its both concurrent with and downstream of like 15 other massive societal problems we’re doing hardly anything to solve
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A “glitzy 5.02 GPA” is just grade inflation. I am sure he’s a very smart kid who deserves a 4.0.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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the attack against jews in australia celebrating chanukah on the beach is fucking terrible and scary
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.

Praying for his full & speedy recovery.

And so deeply inspired by his example.
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Again, even though the Japanese government leading up to 1945 committed terrible atrocities, none of us think that Japanese internment was caused by the Japanese government. It was caused by American racism.
No, Jews around the world don't suffer because of the actions of the government of Israel. Jews around the world suffer because antisemites use the actions of the government of Israel to justify attacks on Jews. And if you make the same association, you're also an antisemite.
December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If your response to a terrorist attack on Jews in Australia is “it’s the guns” and then mentions “Zionists” or “Israel,” you’re probably an American and you’re definitely an antisemite. The best thing you can do right now is shut your fucking face.
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I will never get used to having to read cursive to grown ass adults as if they were toddlers. The same goes for basic four function arithmetic. Schools have decided that cursive is anachronistic and multiplication is magic that only a calculator is capable of conjuring.
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Gymnopedie No. 1 always sounds best on the original instrument it was written for, the Wurlitzer Electric Piano.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Come what may for goodness sake
deck my body in gay ornaments
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
He’s also an old friend of who Trump today referred to as “the Great Art (Arthur) Laffer,” who is great because he calls Trump the best president in the history of presidents.
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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It is important to promise, now, that whatever Trump builds at the White House will be torn down as soon as he leaves.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-he-buil...
If He Builds It, Tear It Down
Pendulums must swing.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Seems like he might deserve a blue check @moderation.bsky.app
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!! Thanks, everyone!!!
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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it is 100% JUST CAUSE to vaporize even a unionized worker who flings the N-word at Black customers and declares “I am a racist,” please stop embarrassing me
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is an extremely bad take.
I wrote about why we should not celebrate someone losing their job, especially in today’s America, even when they’ve done terrible racist things.

Losing a job should also be harder and involve workers’ bodies not unilateral management decisions.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
www.theatlantic.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is an extremely bad take and completely perverts the idea of solidarity. Yes, people should be fired when they are abusive to customers. And they should be ridiculed when they are viciously racist. You should have solidarity with the people being targeted, not the racist doing the targeting.
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Accurate
As the sesquisemiquincentennial approaches, it’s worth noting that AI describes #Colorado as “slightly kinky.”
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s gross that he still has a 50% approval on border security when Trump’s idea of border security is checking five years of your social media history to make sure you haven’t criticized him in any way.
AP-NORC poll, Dec. 4-8, Trump job approval:

Overall job approval: 36%

Border security: 50%
Crime: 43%
Immigration: 38%
Trade negotiations: 37%
Foreign policy: 37%
Economy: 31%
Health care: 29%

apnorc.org/wp-content/u...
apnorc.org
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Imagine a secret a European document strategizing about splitting Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, and Florida from the United Staes.
An earlier version of the NSS specifically said that the US should try to pry Italy, Austria, Poland and Hungary away from the EU
www.defenseone.com/policy/2025/...
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He is a font of idiocy
Rubio has four jobs and is chief diplomat at a time of war in Ukraine, a fragile ceasefire in Gaza and growing conflict with Venezuela. But he's made time to wade into the fraught politics of State Department typefaces @michaelcrowley.bsky.social @haleaziz.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM