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John Doyle 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦⛷️🤙
@jdoyleoss.bsky.social
A guy who skis, once fell out of a tree collecting firewood, ancient 11B, manages products at Red Hat/IBM. All Skeets my own opinion, caveat emptor. Always clean on OPSEC.
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I don't intentionally make a spelling mistake in every post, it's a givt.
Reposting this for no reason
Now THIS is a war for oil. Eat it Dick Cheney.
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Calculator tells boob joke when held upside-down.
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I don't intentionally make a spelling mistake in every post, it's a givt.
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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the last decade of the tech industry and America
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Please stick with this line through the mid-terms.
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Android Auto is so bad it makes me want to take the bus.
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Now THIS is a war for oil. Eat it Dick Cheney.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"“They never got it up, but we got it off. In a very short period of time"

Are we still doing phrasing?
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Legal amateurs also say this.
NEW: President Donald Trump says he is granting a pardon to Tina Peters, who was convicted on state charges related to tampering with Colorado's election systems. Legal experts say presidential pardons do not apply to state charges.
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not jacked enough.
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The MBTA sent me a bill for unpaid parking today, from a citation issued in......2019.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Apparently I spent 128 minutes listening to Megadeth's Symphony of Destruction this year. It is a great gym song.
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I can't find this room for the life of me
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm proud to share that I'm being awarded the Line Skis Peace Prize this weekend. ⛷️
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon.
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Who needs science when you can have prediction markets?

What could go wrong?
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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After becoming a congressional leader, a politician’s stock portfolio beats out those of peers by 47 (!!!) percentage points a year through trades timed around bills and firms that later get government contracts

www.nber.org/papers/w34524

via @florianederer.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You can't scapegoat someone who's guilty. That said, it should go all the way to the top.
Breaking news: Government officials said they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill survivors of a targeted strike on suspected drug smugglers in Latin America.
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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this is going to be a fucking shitshow, lmao
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to file a lawsuit against a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Anybody else play Alice's Restaurant while preparing the bird?
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They say crack is a hell of a drug but it clearly has nothing on massive amounts of stock grants.
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
lol, rotf
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Blue Cross is going to negotiate with me. Uh huh.
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Did Matt Gaetz write this headline?
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My flight home from Heathrow on Virgin. Feels like the 0th time I've gotten my money's worth from in-flight Wi-Fi.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM