Matt 🇨🇦🍁
@jedistark.bsky.social
The world is chaos, be kind
Stand with 🇵🇸 , 🇺🇦 , 🇲🇽, 🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️ & NATO
lvl 53, cis male
Pluviophile
User # 502,024
My Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pzsxocxkxe7jaxcmmjgsppm3/feed/aaaeckv4i7r5i
Stand with 🇵🇸 , 🇺🇦 , 🇲🇽, 🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️ & NATO
lvl 53, cis male
Pluviophile
User # 502,024
My Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pzsxocxkxe7jaxcmmjgsppm3/feed/aaaeckv4i7r5i
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Matt 🇨🇦🍁
@jedistark.bsky.social
· Dec 7
There’s no new normal. There’s nothing normal anymore. There’s regular, weird, freaky and wtf
A 🧵 of red flags. The white lies one is particularly important and rare on most peoples radar
One like = red flags I overlook
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A 🧵 of red flags. The white lies one is particularly important and rare on most peoples radar
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Quick reminder: self-respect feels like loneliness before it starts to feel like peace
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Quick reminder: self-respect feels like loneliness before it starts to feel like peace
A three word love story:
I’m making coffee
I’m making coffee
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A three word love story:
I’m making coffee
I’m making coffee
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Luigi Mangione is in prison for his own good. If he were freed, it would only be a matter of days (perhaps hours) before he turned into a dessicated mummy from having his dick sucked so much.
February 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Luigi Mangione is in prison for his own good. If he were freed, it would only be a matter of days (perhaps hours) before he turned into a dessicated mummy from having his dick sucked so much.
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GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: We need to talk
ME: Oh thank god someone finally noticed I’m depressed and failing my classes
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: What? No I just needed to tell you to wear a bra
ME: Oh thank god someone finally noticed I’m depressed and failing my classes
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: What? No I just needed to tell you to wear a bra
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: We need to talk
ME: Oh thank god someone finally noticed I’m depressed and failing my classes
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: What? No I just needed to tell you to wear a bra
ME: Oh thank god someone finally noticed I’m depressed and failing my classes
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: What? No I just needed to tell you to wear a bra
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a pretty name for kamala harris
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a pretty name for kamala harris
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If you’re that girl whose mom won’t let you go to school without a bra, so you take it off at school and stuff it in your bag, don’t let it fall out of the bag in class while you’re pretending to look for your Spanish homework, this never happened to me it’s just general advice
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you’re that girl whose mom won’t let you go to school without a bra, so you take it off at school and stuff it in your bag, don’t let it fall out of the bag in class while you’re pretending to look for your Spanish homework, this never happened to me it’s just general advice
2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
I made too many Rice Krispie squares. Send help
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I made too many Rice Krispie squares. Send help
Three word love story
I’ll make coffee
I’ll make coffee
three word love story:
Let’s watch Bojack
Let’s watch Bojack
A three word love story:
wanna burn one?
wanna burn one?
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Three word love story
I’ll make coffee
I’ll make coffee
Those kisses that end with a little nibble on your lower lip…
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Those kisses that end with a little nibble on your lower lip…
Post the shit you wish to see in the world
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Post the shit you wish to see in the world
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Sometimes all you need is a little break from everything.. 😊
May 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sometimes all you need is a little break from everything.. 😊
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When I was young and insecure I used to apologize way too much, just constantly apologizing. Also my apologies were blowjobs.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When I was young and insecure I used to apologize way too much, just constantly apologizing. Also my apologies were blowjobs.
I think unfettered and unbothered burping and farting is completely underrated as a benefit of living alone.
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think unfettered and unbothered burping and farting is completely underrated as a benefit of living alone.
I’ve expanded my reply guy skills to replies on fetlife posts now. Things are going great
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’ve expanded my reply guy skills to replies on fetlife posts now. Things are going great
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In HS art class we were allowed to draw nipples when we copied classical paintings but NOT when we did self-portraits, so I secretly drew my own nips on a Botticelli and the teacher never even suspected.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In HS art class we were allowed to draw nipples when we copied classical paintings but NOT when we did self-portraits, so I secretly drew my own nips on a Botticelli and the teacher never even suspected.
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
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I wonder how much of this was because ordinary Canadians started consciously buying Canadian and travelling in Canada.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wonder how much of this was because ordinary Canadians started consciously buying Canadian and travelling in Canada.
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of course i follow you, but i'm not 𝙞𝙣 follow with you
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
of course i follow you, but i'm not 𝙞𝙣 follow with you
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If your date is more than 30 minutes late, you’re allowed to start having sex without them.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If your date is more than 30 minutes late, you’re allowed to start having sex without them.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
I don’t care if it’s a lunch date. Those are the rules.
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My ideal weight is you on top of me
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My ideal weight is you on top of me
Spotify wrapped but it’s just all the bad decisions I made
Spotify Wrapped but for conversations I replayed in my head
Spotify Wrapped but for all my meltdowns
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Spotify wrapped but it’s just all the bad decisions I made
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy