jico suave
@jico.bsky.social
han | he/they | the artist still presently known as jico (PN) | no terves, no swerves, no AI
https://kotsujico.carrd.co/ for writing creds, and #jicopic for art!
https://kotsujico.carrd.co/ for writing creds, and #jicopic for art!
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didn’t ted bundy do this
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
didn’t ted bundy do this
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so funny to me that the kid was like “ur gonna get in trouble” like???? if a principal called to tell me my kid decked someone for being pro-ice, I’d come pull them out early to get frozen custard. be serious
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
so funny to me that the kid was like “ur gonna get in trouble” like???? if a principal called to tell me my kid decked someone for being pro-ice, I’d come pull them out early to get frozen custard. be serious
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this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
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Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly
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You are one of the top private eye/crooked cops in the city.
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You are one of the top private eye/crooked cops in the city.
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not a day goes by that i don't think about the nerv bucket www.evamonkey.com/evangelion-n...
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 AM
not a day goes by that i don't think about the nerv bucket www.evamonkey.com/evangelion-n...
GET A JOB
STAY AWAY FROM HER
STAY AWAY FROM HER
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 AM
GET A JOB
STAY AWAY FROM HER
STAY AWAY FROM HER
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“Hey hey hey! … Before you go, pack up this depressing garbage of yours and get it out of here!”
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
“Hey hey hey! … Before you go, pack up this depressing garbage of yours and get it out of here!”
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Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
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ive been playing around with making clothes again so im finally learning how to use a serger I was gifted like a decade ago!!! this shit is Crazy dude, it runs like the fucking Mach 5 and you basically need a phd to operate it
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
ive been playing around with making clothes again so im finally learning how to use a serger I was gifted like a decade ago!!! this shit is Crazy dude, it runs like the fucking Mach 5 and you basically need a phd to operate it
(bravely) I also feel el hazard should have had a cunty tomo sakurai op
so mad that the xenosaga anime has a bizarre instrumental op instead of a cunty megumi hayashibara op like it deserves
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
(bravely) I also feel el hazard should have had a cunty tomo sakurai op
gregor samsa, roachification icon
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
gregor samsa, roachification icon
it’s amazing to me how many people still moralize reading as a virtue only available to Intellectual Knowledge Seekers. many Not Smart people read, and their reading choices may never encourage them to change or grow in any meaningful way. this is fine, and not at all antithetical to the act itself
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
it’s amazing to me how many people still moralize reading as a virtue only available to Intellectual Knowledge Seekers. many Not Smart people read, and their reading choices may never encourage them to change or grow in any meaningful way. this is fine, and not at all antithetical to the act itself
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
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the seahawks said I can post these win drawings i've been doing for them on bluesky too
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
the seahawks said I can post these win drawings i've been doing for them on bluesky too
yesterday my allergist, after a lengthy rundown on my meds, suddenly gestured to my animaniacs shirt and said “about what age would you start a kid on animaniacs?”
“Well, I was five, so… five?”
“Huh! Good. My kid’s five.”
i was too whiplashed to remember my uncle knowledge consult fee.
“Well, I was five, so… five?”
“Huh! Good. My kid’s five.”
i was too whiplashed to remember my uncle knowledge consult fee.
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
yesterday my allergist, after a lengthy rundown on my meds, suddenly gestured to my animaniacs shirt and said “about what age would you start a kid on animaniacs?”
“Well, I was five, so… five?”
“Huh! Good. My kid’s five.”
i was too whiplashed to remember my uncle knowledge consult fee.
“Well, I was five, so… five?”
“Huh! Good. My kid’s five.”
i was too whiplashed to remember my uncle knowledge consult fee.
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Barbarella (1968)
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Barbarella (1968)
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
my ship is being cute today, too
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
my ship is being cute today, too
where’s professor barnhouse’s anonymous successor when you really need him
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
where’s professor barnhouse’s anonymous successor when you really need him
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Bruno and Jacop, the OG blowjob brothers:
February 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Bruno and Jacop, the OG blowjob brothers:
just read… certified all-timer!!! gorgeous art, gorgeous color palettes, gorgeous scenecraft. a must-read for sad old man enjoyers
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
just read… certified all-timer!!! gorgeous art, gorgeous color palettes, gorgeous scenecraft. a must-read for sad old man enjoyers