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@jmshghtwr.bsky.social
Catnip farmer.
"Surprisingly wise when impaired" -- blueskyroast.com
"Surprisingly wise when impaired" -- blueskyroast.com
Anybody got the exploding water balloon pump? Anybody?
#RECALL: Primark Water Balloon Pump. The water balloon pump can generate excessive pressure during use, causing the product to rupture, posing a risk of physical injury to the user or bystanders. Get full refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Anybody got the exploding water balloon pump? Anybody?
The NY Times actually printed this. Shit's getting real
I spoke to the New York Times in this great explainer piece by Charlie Savage
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The NY Times actually printed this. Shit's getting real
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Well, Canada, did you stand tall for our wonderful True North Strong & Free today? Bypass that bourbon? Forgo Florida fruit? Ask if the restaurant buys Canadian?
It’s a battle for our country & we’re all soldiers… Our wallets are our weapons & our $$ are our bullets…
True North Strong & Free!
😎🇨🇦🍁
It’s a battle for our country & we’re all soldiers… Our wallets are our weapons & our $$ are our bullets…
True North Strong & Free!
😎🇨🇦🍁
February 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Well, Canada, did you stand tall for our wonderful True North Strong & Free today? Bypass that bourbon? Forgo Florida fruit? Ask if the restaurant buys Canadian?
It’s a battle for our country & we’re all soldiers… Our wallets are our weapons & our $$ are our bullets…
True North Strong & Free!
😎🇨🇦🍁
It’s a battle for our country & we’re all soldiers… Our wallets are our weapons & our $$ are our bullets…
True North Strong & Free!
😎🇨🇦🍁
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I wrote this about the UK government appeasing the far right in February.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I wrote this about the UK government appeasing the far right in February.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
😖😵💫
Fucking hell dude
A cyber start-up run by former Israeli spies oversees cyber security across more than seventy US government agencies and millions of federal employees
including the Department of Defense and Homeland Security. New investigation by me open.substack.com/pub/donotpan...
including the Department of Defense and Homeland Security. New investigation by me open.substack.com/pub/donotpan...
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
😖😵💫
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RIP Stephen you were incredibly kind and supportive at a time in my life when I truly needed it
lbpost.com/news/stephen...
lbpost.com/news/stephen...
Stephen Downing, a lawman-writer who hated the War on Drugs, took the gun out of MacGyver’s hands, dies at 87
From within the LAPD, Stephen Downing fought for reforms and later inspired audiences worldwide with his vision of what law enforcement could be.
lbpost.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
RIP Stephen you were incredibly kind and supportive at a time in my life when I truly needed it
lbpost.com/news/stephen...
lbpost.com/news/stephen...
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im going to fuck the arch
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
im going to fuck the arch
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Maybe there is something to the “Rotating Manchin” conspiracy theory about the Democrats
The investments Marc Andreessen has made into buying @gallego.senate.gov have paid off. Gallego's new "energy plan" is a disgusting payoff to the fracking-powered universal-paperclip climate-denial AI slop machine. He's the new Joe Manchin.
www.gallego.senate.gov/wp-content/u...
www.gallego.senate.gov/wp-content/u...
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe there is something to the “Rotating Manchin” conspiracy theory about the Democrats
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
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I think everyone who’s keeping up with “the senate probably remains out of reach for democrats in 2026” is approaching things from a suckass defensive crouch. Have some self respect.
Maine
North Carolina
Ohio
Florida
Alaska
Iowa
Texas
All Republican-held Senate seats up in 2026. All states Trump won by less than 14 points.
Kansas
South Carolina
Missouri
Indiana
Montana
Other seats up in 2026 where Trump won by less 20 points.
North Carolina
Ohio
Florida
Alaska
Iowa
Texas
All Republican-held Senate seats up in 2026. All states Trump won by less than 14 points.
Kansas
South Carolina
Missouri
Indiana
Montana
Other seats up in 2026 where Trump won by less 20 points.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I think everyone who’s keeping up with “the senate probably remains out of reach for democrats in 2026” is approaching things from a suckass defensive crouch. Have some self respect.
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
Wheeee shits getting real
Woah. Newsmax’s legal analyst just said Pete Hegseth and everyone involved in the illegal boat strike should be “prosecuted for a war crime.”
They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wheeee shits getting real
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Tonight, we did something everyone counted out. We proved to a nation that states like Tennessee are still worth fighting for. The margin was close, and that can only be attributed to the thousands of volunteers who showed out. This is just the beginning.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Tonight, we did something everyone counted out. We proved to a nation that states like Tennessee are still worth fighting for. The margin was close, and that can only be attributed to the thousands of volunteers who showed out. This is just the beginning.
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There are no moral victories, but tonight's overperformance in TN-07 confirms my belief that we should cast the widest possible net to challenge Republicans in 2026.
A similar swing tonight would put Senate seats in Iowa, Alaska, Texas, and a lot of House districts in play. Leave no doubt.
A similar swing tonight would put Senate seats in Iowa, Alaska, Texas, and a lot of House districts in play. Leave no doubt.
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are no moral victories, but tonight's overperformance in TN-07 confirms my belief that we should cast the widest possible net to challenge Republicans in 2026.
A similar swing tonight would put Senate seats in Iowa, Alaska, Texas, and a lot of House districts in play. Leave no doubt.
A similar swing tonight would put Senate seats in Iowa, Alaska, Texas, and a lot of House districts in play. Leave no doubt.
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it is hard to think of another political figure in my lifetime I have turned on harder than Hillary Clinton. I am exactly the right flavor of Middle Aged White Lady to have been DEEPLY emotionally invested in her way back when, but every time she opens her mouth now I’m like “holy shit lady 🤯”
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
it is hard to think of another political figure in my lifetime I have turned on harder than Hillary Clinton. I am exactly the right flavor of Middle Aged White Lady to have been DEEPLY emotionally invested in her way back when, but every time she opens her mouth now I’m like “holy shit lady 🤯”
Next prez gets to withdraw the current prez's pardons, hm.
I’m also gonna start posting stuff I don’t have the authority to order.
Andrew Garfield shall be my husband.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Andrew Garfield shall be my husband.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Next prez gets to withdraw the current prez's pardons, hm.
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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Strangely enough, today I discovered I am Somali!
It’s time for a “Spartacus” moment …
I am Somali.
Are you Somali too?
I am Somali.
Are you Somali too?
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Strangely enough, today I discovered I am Somali!
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I have been informed
that today
is a day for giving
and in that spirit
if you would like
to do something
to show you give a damn:
you can wear a mask,
and if you
really do give a damn
you can keep wearing it
even on the days
that are not
specifically for giving.
that today
is a day for giving
and in that spirit
if you would like
to do something
to show you give a damn:
you can wear a mask,
and if you
really do give a damn
you can keep wearing it
even on the days
that are not
specifically for giving.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have been informed
that today
is a day for giving
and in that spirit
if you would like
to do something
to show you give a damn:
you can wear a mask,
and if you
really do give a damn
you can keep wearing it
even on the days
that are not
specifically for giving.
that today
is a day for giving
and in that spirit
if you would like
to do something
to show you give a damn:
you can wear a mask,
and if you
really do give a damn
you can keep wearing it
even on the days
that are not
specifically for giving.
The weather report says Santa Ana winds are coming tomorrow but my head says they're already here. 🤕🥁
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The weather report says Santa Ana winds are coming tomorrow but my head says they're already here. 🤕🥁
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Megyn Kelly is sharing her torture fantasies the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Megyn Kelly is sharing her torture fantasies the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Congratulations to @billcorcoran.bsky.social @evangillespie.bsky.social and many more on the Beyond Coal Campaign who made the end of coal in California a reality this week.
Check out the story from @sammyroth.bsky.social
Check out the story from @sammyroth.bsky.social
Ding dong, coal is dead
At least in California.
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Congratulations to @billcorcoran.bsky.social @evangillespie.bsky.social and many more on the Beyond Coal Campaign who made the end of coal in California a reality this week.
Check out the story from @sammyroth.bsky.social
Check out the story from @sammyroth.bsky.social
This is a big fucking deal
Most people do not realize that California got electricity from coal in 2025.
Got.
As of last week, it is past tense. Finally, finally.
We are so far behind but we are moving forward thanks to so many people who never give up.
Got.
As of last week, it is past tense. Finally, finally.
We are so far behind but we are moving forward thanks to so many people who never give up.
Congratulations to @billcorcoran.bsky.social @evangillespie.bsky.social and many more on the Beyond Coal Campaign who made the end of coal in California a reality this week.
Check out the story from @sammyroth.bsky.social
Check out the story from @sammyroth.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is a big fucking deal