James Keep
@jnkeep.bsky.social
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I’m so happy
For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
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This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
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January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’m so happy
Oddly low fee even with the sell-on.
January 13, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Oddly low fee even with the sell-on.
Was a great moment in my life when I discovered that Little John was the uncle of my new friend at secondary school.
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Was a great moment in my life when I discovered that Little John was the uncle of my new friend at secondary school.
It really does stink of stale piss.
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It really does stink of stale piss.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Some great old grounds there.
I see you mention you have tickets to the Spurs game. I got invited to their game against Fulham a few weeks back. It really is some stadium.
I see you mention you have tickets to the Spurs game. I got invited to their game against Fulham a few weeks back. It really is some stadium.
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Some great old grounds there.
I see you mention you have tickets to the Spurs game. I got invited to their game against Fulham a few weeks back. It really is some stadium.
I see you mention you have tickets to the Spurs game. I got invited to their game against Fulham a few weeks back. It really is some stadium.
I think most of the away grounds I have been to have long been knocked down.
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I think most of the away grounds I have been to have long been knocked down.
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
I assume with Buendia stepping up Unai has decided we no longer need Elliott and perhaps those funds can be spent elsewhere instead.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I assume with Buendia stepping up Unai has decided we no longer need Elliott and perhaps those funds can be spent elsewhere instead.
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"So I said, 'I'd only support the death penalty in very extreme circumstances, such as high treason or mass murder, and even then only if it was proven 100% that they were guilty...' what did I say Roy?"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"So I said, 'I'd only support the death penalty in very extreme circumstances, such as high treason or mass murder, and even then only if it was proven 100% that they were guilty...' what did I say Roy?"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
"You said, 'Anybody not wearing a poppy from late August onwards should be taken out and shot.'"
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Absolutely incredible. I'm convinced more and more that the guys who are super impressed by this are enjoying it the same way budgies enjoy watching NBA games
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Absolutely incredible. I'm convinced more and more that the guys who are super impressed by this are enjoying it the same way budgies enjoy watching NBA games
Surely it had to be Malen.
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Surely it had to be Malen.
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Spare some love today for Collingwood. The other Admiral at Trafalgar.
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
October 21, 2023 at 9:52 AM
Spare some love today for Collingwood. The other Admiral at Trafalgar.
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
Proud northerner. Hater of flogging. Legit brilliant commander and Nelson's trusted right hand. First into battle on Royal Sovereign. Took charge after Nelson was sniped and saved the British Fleet.
Here's HIS Trafalgar... /1 🧵
He does seem to get inspired by the opposition fans hating him.
October 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
He does seem to get inspired by the opposition fans hating him.
Something was nagging me since I sent this earlier.
Finally realised it’s because I meant to send this Junior Byles track, not the first one.
link.deezer.com/s/31krzItD3q...
Finally realised it’s because I meant to send this Junior Byles track, not the first one.
link.deezer.com/s/31krzItD3q...
Fade Away
Junior Byles - song - 2008
link.deezer.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Something was nagging me since I sent this earlier.
Finally realised it’s because I meant to send this Junior Byles track, not the first one.
link.deezer.com/s/31krzItD3q...
Finally realised it’s because I meant to send this Junior Byles track, not the first one.
link.deezer.com/s/31krzItD3q...
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"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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October 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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Felt we lost control after the subs and change of shape.
Still a few weeks back we’d have been labouring to break them down so big improvement overall.
Still a few weeks back we’d have been labouring to break them down so big improvement overall.
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Felt we lost control after the subs and change of shape.
Still a few weeks back we’d have been labouring to break them down so big improvement overall.
Still a few weeks back we’d have been labouring to break them down so big improvement overall.
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Meteor shower captured during the Perseids peak over Polonony Dark Sky Park, Slovakia.
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Meteor shower captured during the Perseids peak over Polonony Dark Sky Park, Slovakia.
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
#Astronomy #Science #Cosmos #Physics #News
👉 petrhoralek.com
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Nigel Farage doesn’t think the Prime Minister should have free speech in this country. But he’ll tell foreigners that yours is somehow under threat from the Prime Minister. He’s a whiny little liar. Always has been. Always will be.
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nigel Farage doesn’t think the Prime Minister should have free speech in this country. But he’ll tell foreigners that yours is somehow under threat from the Prime Minister. He’s a whiny little liar. Always has been. Always will be.
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“Tell the supporters ‘Up The Villa’ from me."
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
Dean Smith interview: Trying to stop Messi, his time at Villa and his relationship with Emery
It can be easy for an English manager to become one-tracked – but across the Atlantic, Smith has bounced back from his Premier League exits
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“Tell the supporters ‘Up The Villa’ from me."
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
Interview with Dean Smith: Stopping Messi, life and adapting in the U.S., his view on his former #AVFC players, relationship with Unai Emery and, of course, remaining a huge Villa fan. On @theathleticfc.bsky.social now:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...