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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Nov 29

I'm extremely close to my exasperation date

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 14d

If a woman with too many cats is called a crazy cat lady, what is a woman with too many dogs called? Nonexistent.

Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jul 29

If only you were my phone screen, you'd have been smashed long before now, patriarchy

Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jul 21

On noooo! Marsha, that's exactly my fear! 😅

Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jul 21

When you're in bed debating if the snacks in your kitchen are worth getting up for ...

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jul 12

😆😆😆

Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jul 12

"Armed and Dangerous" at 56 is me sauntering out of the garden center with my mosquito repellant plants

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jun 18

St. Rip is the patron saint of Patrón

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · Jun 18

St. Ork is the patron saint of babies.

Pout Mask Replica 🇦🇺 @cicerofgrey.bsky.social · Jun 18

St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.

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Pout Mask Replica 🇦🇺 @cicerofgrey.bsky.social · Jun 18

St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jun 18

heh heh

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · Jun 18

St. Ork is the patron saint of babies.

Pout Mask Replica 🇦🇺 @cicerofgrey.bsky.social · Jun 18

St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.

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Debbie @debbiedemocrat.bsky.social · Jun 18

Feel The Bern😝😝😝

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jun 18

Definitely a good (hilarious) apple 😉

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · Jun 18

If I were an apple, do you think I would be a funnycrisp?

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jun 14

Lol!!! Hope you are well, and your kiddos. Miss the crew. Im hardly on anymore. 😘

Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · Jun 14

@toomanycommas.bsky.social

Well, are you???

Green eyed woman in pink tee that says "Are you Ben Affleck's knee?"

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · May 13

Even though I'm the only one who drives my car, I have to adjust the mirrors and air directions EVERY TIME

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · May 10

Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bitchin to me still hits

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · May 10

If it's so amazing for you why isn't it called the G.O.A.T.meal?

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · Apr 28

I didn't have an imaginary friend as a child, but my mum liked to pretend that I did.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · Apr 20

I couldn't possibly eat anymore candy unless it's another kind of candy

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · May 7

Breaking: our sources in the Vatican tell us the talent round has ended, eliminating several candidates, including a cardinal who performed "Kumbaya" on a recorder. The pope hopefuls now move on to the swimsuit competition

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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · May 10

Lord heavenly father, save us!!!!!!!!!!

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · May 9

Every single day, that bloated carcass of a president goes out looking the way he does, yet every article is "Have you seen Pamela Anderson???" who merely stopped wearing makeup.

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