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deadlock just became the most important game of all time
January 26, 2026 at 10:10 PM
deadlock just became the most important game of all time
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It’s tempting to assume that Austin Powers would explore Polyamory in a new movie if he was alive today, but I think that undersells how ruthlessly Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina could run a Polycule.
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
It’s tempting to assume that Austin Powers would explore Polyamory in a new movie if he was alive today, but I think that undersells how ruthlessly Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina could run a Polycule.
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Alex Pretti's gun is like Renee Good's car: irrelevant to the central fact that they were murdered by ICE. ICE wants us to debate whether Pretti should have been carrying because that avoids the central fact. Pro-carry, anti-carry--that has as much to do w/ his murder as his fashion choices. Zero.
January 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Alex Pretti's gun is like Renee Good's car: irrelevant to the central fact that they were murdered by ICE. ICE wants us to debate whether Pretti should have been carrying because that avoids the central fact. Pro-carry, anti-carry--that has as much to do w/ his murder as his fashion choices. Zero.
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The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
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I dont think every FPS is fascist propaganda but COD is, at this point, an extremely useful propaganda tool for a fascist administration
I grew up with FPS games and I am genuinely at "everyone who called all this stuff fascist propaganda was 100% right and I was making excuses for it when I downplayed that stuff to myself and others"
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I dont think every FPS is fascist propaganda but COD is, at this point, an extremely useful propaganda tool for a fascist administration
BEEN A WEIRD WEEK, GANG.
January 21, 2026 at 7:48 AM
BEEN A WEIRD WEEK, GANG.
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"wahh my engagement rates are low on bluesky" why don't you go engage yourself a wife
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"wahh my engagement rates are low on bluesky" why don't you go engage yourself a wife
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Power Rangers producers in 1994: "So did you finish the theme song for this childrens' karate show?"
Ron Wasserman: "Yeah, real face-melter, just like you asked."
Producers: "sorry what?"
Ron: "It's gonna blow some doors down for sure."
Ron Wasserman: "Yeah, real face-melter, just like you asked."
Producers: "sorry what?"
Ron: "It's gonna blow some doors down for sure."
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Power Rangers producers in 1994: "So did you finish the theme song for this childrens' karate show?"
Ron Wasserman: "Yeah, real face-melter, just like you asked."
Producers: "sorry what?"
Ron: "It's gonna blow some doors down for sure."
Ron Wasserman: "Yeah, real face-melter, just like you asked."
Producers: "sorry what?"
Ron: "It's gonna blow some doors down for sure."
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to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.
Gonna start doing the Doflamingo walk as a hip flexor warm up
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Gonna start doing the Doflamingo walk as a hip flexor warm up
Please play Outer Wilds, a game that may have legitimately changed the way I view existing in this world.
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Please play Outer Wilds, a game that may have legitimately changed the way I view existing in this world.
This is the most I've written in like, a decade?
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM
This is the most I've written in like, a decade?
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My kids keep insisting the Slime from Dragon Quest is named "Jeff" and I've never been so angry
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
My kids keep insisting the Slime from Dragon Quest is named "Jeff" and I've never been so angry
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If only I could battle for control of a mythical continent...
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If only I could battle for control of a mythical continent...
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This is gimmick infringement.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is gimmick infringement.
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Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.
Hoping that @molly.wiki can help explain.
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.
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It makes sense that Indiana Jones would travel the globe in search of artifacts and whatnot but what was that red line that followed him everywhere
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It makes sense that Indiana Jones would travel the globe in search of artifacts and whatnot but what was that red line that followed him everywhere
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no bro you look great, I choke, as I hear a slowed down, wistful version of his theme play in the background
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
no bro you look great, I choke, as I hear a slowed down, wistful version of his theme play in the background
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"The collapse of the Trump regime began when they invaded Minnesota in the winter, a move described by military historians as 'lmao'."
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 AM
"The collapse of the Trump regime began when they invaded Minnesota in the winter, a move described by military historians as 'lmao'."
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i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature
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It's not too late Wizards you can still turn this around
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
It's not too late Wizards you can still turn this around
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On the exceedingly rare chance this is true: hitting someone with your car is not a crime that requires a death sentence
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
On the exceedingly rare chance this is true: hitting someone with your car is not a crime that requires a death sentence
It's 9am don't make me cry, quotebot
I made myself a vessel. I know its shape. But not the clay. Life danced me. I know the dances. But I don't know who the dancer is.
January 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
It's 9am don't make me cry, quotebot
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