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Joey Reid
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A guy on the internet.
I don’t even know what to say about this.
“.. We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE acting director Todd M. Lyons said .. as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Gen X seniors’ homes will be feral but functional.
Loud playlists, contraband snacks, improvised repairs, and someone definitely running a side hustle. We raised ourselves. I hope no one thinks that at age 70 is when we start following
rules? lol
😂
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
WOOOOOOO!!!!
The team has assigned F Nathan Légaré to Utica (AHL) and activated forwards Arseny Gritsyuk and Jack Hughes off injured reserve.

#NJDevils
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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No, Tim. No it’s not.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
MY GRANDDAUGHTER:
“Tell me about the Christmas story, Papa!”

ME: “Of course, Precious. Once upon a time, there was a New York City cop name John McLane…”
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Brian Henson > Brian Herbert
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you think about it, it really does track that Trump would receive and award from an sporting organization whose players are notorious for feigning injuries during play.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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George Retes is an American citizen and veteran who was unjustly pepper-sprayed, arrested, and imprisoned for three days by ICE.

Yet he won't be intimidated by this lawless administration. He's speaking up and telling his story as part of a new $250k @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social campaign. 👇
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@cannamouse.bsky.social Um, so we’re going to NS to load up on bourbon?
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri, have been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix.

Both McLaren cars were determined to have less thickness of the rearmost skid than required. #F1
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Why I'm in the Epstein Files 11,000 Times
YouTube video by Steve Shives
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Any country that is supplying aid to the Israeli govt of any kind is participating in war crimes.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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“The number of people publicly identifying as Jewish experienced a steep year-over-year decline in a University of Berlin telephone poll conducted in 1934.”
hmmmmm i wonder if that has anything to do with society and the government brutally suppressing it over that exact period of time
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shoei Law. Everyone in NYC will be required to wear a motorcycle helmet at all times.
Mamdani is going to implement Shamwow Law. Everyone in NYC will be required to have clean counters and be excited about it.
Mamdani is going to implement Shohei Law. Everyone in NYC will be required to be a power hitter AND a starting pitcher. And speak Japanese.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“Darling, you look simply divan…”

JD Vance
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I love twix
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is now an Addison Barger fan account.
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s Bo time…
Bo Bichette is starting at second base and batting cleanup for the Blue Jays in Game 1 of the #WorldSeries.
October 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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They're scrubbin' the hell outta the Epstein files. Gonna put Bill Clinton's name everywhere like MadLibs. Every flight, five Bill Clintons were sittin' there while Bill Clinton flew the plane. Bill Clinton leavin' the island as Bill Clinton lands. Bill Clinton wavin' to himself
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM