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Joey Reid
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A guy on the internet.
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could it truck? no. but was it good? also no. And were it's upsides compelling? not really. but did it look good? also no. But did I enjoy it's time in the spotlight? Again, no. But would I drive this vehicle? Also no
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Very nice!
From @theathletic.com: Kazakhstan’s Mikhail Shaidorov had the skate of his life and it wound up being worthy of gold.

His shocking victory in men's individual figure skating is only Kazakhstan’s second-ever gold medal in any Winter Olympics. trib.al/3zGAOKI
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Miss Bondi, I expect you to lie."
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
CALGARY - With over 87% of the Conservative Party of Canada voting to keep Pierre Poilievre as their leader at the 2026 Conservative Convention, Poilievre triumphantly announced that by reaffirming hi...
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January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Remember: LLMs and bots and AI-generated things should always be called ‘it’. Regardless of the style or tone of voice, there is only an ‘it’ there. Don’t humanize it.
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Good news, everybody! It looks like we might be able to fix this whole “Minneapolis” problem if one of you has $50k to spare…
The President is sending Tom Homan to Minnesota.

He accepted $50,000 in cash bribes from FBI Agents stuffed in a CAVA bag.

Trump, Kristi Noem, Greg Bovino, and Tom Homan—they're all corrupt, in it for themselves, & lying to you.
January 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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If you, like me, think it's absolutely insane and unacceptable that a Canadian company is supplying the Gestapo with vehicles, find your MP here and send them an email and ask them what they plan to do about it.

www.ourcommons.ca/members/en
ICE ordering fleet of 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian firm | CBC News
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement earmarked millions of dollars for a bulk order for 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian defence manufacturer Roshel that are built to resist bullets and bomb bla...
www.cbc.ca
January 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Journalists, please remember that repeating obviously false statements is not balance or fairness. It is actively participating in deception.
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President Donald Trump disinvited Prime Minister Mark Carney from his newly-established "Board of Peace", comprised of Trump, various war criminals, authoritarian strongmen, and...
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January 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Fanone is coughing "bullshit" at republican Mike Nehls as he blames everyone but Trump for the attack on the Capitol, and calls the police that day "unprepared." He then tells Fanone he needs "medication." A reminder that Nehls cowered from Trump's rioters as the police kept him safe.
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I know there’s a lot going on right now, so just checking with y’all in case I missed it - did we get the Epstein files yet?
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 PM
We are so fucked.
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I assume your source is Grok?
A.I.-generated image requests to Grok, Elon Musk’s chatbot, have been limited on X after a recent influx of sexualized deepfake photos of women were created without their consent, causing an outcry from victims and regulators.
Grok, Elon Musk’s A.I., Is Generating Sexualized Images of Real People, Fueling Outrage
Late Thursday, Mr. Musk’s chatbot, Grok, limited requests for A.I.-generated images on X to paid subscribers of the social media site amid an outcry from victims and regulators.
nyti.ms
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Now is the winter of our diss content.
No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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Open up this picture fully.

Then look at the surface of Mars.

Then look up to the top right.

Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.

Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.

That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Talking with people at a holiday gathering here in Toronto last night, and when it came up, most of us nodded that we likely won’t ever visit the United States again.

It’s a weird feeling, and weird to acknowledge in a group.
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Nothing could better sum up where we are as a culture
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
One does not simply fucking walk in to Mordor.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This actually makes me wonder; how many people that were detained by ICE might have had cash in their pockets that would have been dispossessed by these asshats, or even worse how many may have had their identity stolen, bank accounts cleared and credit cards abused?
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don’t even know what to say about this.
“.. We need to get better at treating this like a business,” ICE acting director Todd M. Lyons said .. as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Gen X seniors’ homes will be feral but functional.
Loud playlists, contraband snacks, improvised repairs, and someone definitely running a side hustle. We raised ourselves. I hope no one thinks that at age 70 is when we start following
rules? lol
😂
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
WOOOOOOO!!!!
The team has assigned F Nathan Légaré to Utica (AHL) and activated forwards Arseny Gritsyuk and Jack Hughes off injured reserve.

#NJDevils
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM