John Argh
@johnargh.bsky.social
Charismatic megafauna. Obligate omnivore.
Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC
Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC
Introducing my new bill to ensure ICE does a land acknowledgment whenever they kick open a door without a warrant
introducing my new bill to ensure that ICE only uses american-produced tear gas on clergy
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Introducing my new bill to ensure ICE does a land acknowledgment whenever they kick open a door without a warrant
You know CPB chuds love a draftkings sure thing
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
You know CPB chuds love a draftkings sure thing
This is exactly what Tommy Tuberville would do if he were a senator from Minnesota
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This is exactly what Tommy Tuberville would do if he were a senator from Minnesota
Preemptively calling these ‘Kavanaugh entries’
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
![May 12, 2025
MEMORANDUM FOR: All ICE Personnel
FROM: Todd Lyons Acting Director
SUBJECT: Utilizing Form I-205, Warrant of Removal
On January 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump issued Executive Order 14159, Protecting the American People Against Invasion, directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to "ensur[e] the successful enforcement of final orders of removal." 90 Fed. Reg. 8443, 8444 (Jan. 20, 2025) (E.O. 14159). Essential to the removal of aliens subject to final orders of removal is the ability to locate and arrest them. To this end, certain supervisory immigration officers within both Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) are authorized to issue an administrative warrant, Form I-205, Warrant of Removal (Form 1-205), for the arrest of an alien with a final order of removal. 8 C.F.R. § 241.2(a)(1). All U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents and deportation officers are authorized to execute Forms 1-205. 8 C.F.R. § 287.5(e)(3)(iii) - (y)
Although the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has not historically relied on administrative warrants alone to arrest aliens subject to final orders of removal in their place of residence, the DHS Office of the General Counsel has recently determined that the U.S. Constitution, the Immigration and Nationality Act, and the immigration regulations do not prohibit relying on administrative warrants for this purpose. Accordingly, in light of this legal determination, ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final under of removal issued by an immigration judge, the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), or a U.S.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreifrzrvaszfhj4bzhgtyvx3fm6ht4kc2zrwtvozijyxl3zxgp7vx6a@jpeg)
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Preemptively calling these ‘Kavanaugh entries’
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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“Aphasia” would be a beautiful name for a ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“Aphasia” would be a beautiful name for a ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ
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A piano will fall on your head, crushing you, and when you pop through the broken piano your teeth will be replaced by the keys
You will run straight off a cliff and just hang there over empty space until a rabbit dressed as a professor standing on the cliff edge writes out the equations for gravity on a blackboard.
You will be lured into a box propped up by a stick
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
A piano will fall on your head, crushing you, and when you pop through the broken piano your teeth will be replaced by the keys
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You will have an elephant with a high, shrill voice say he'll give you such a pinch if you try it and bop you on the head.
You will run straight off a cliff and just hang there over empty space until a rabbit dressed as a professor standing on the cliff edge writes out the equations for gravity on a blackboard.
You will be lured into a box propped up by a stick
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
You will have an elephant with a high, shrill voice say he'll give you such a pinch if you try it and bop you on the head.
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You will run into a tunnel someone has painted on the side of a canyon
You will run straight off a cliff and just hang there over empty space until a rabbit dressed as a professor standing on the cliff edge writes out the equations for gravity on a blackboard.
You will be lured into a box propped up by a stick
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
You will run into a tunnel someone has painted on the side of a canyon
You will run straight off a cliff and just hang there over empty space until a rabbit dressed as a professor standing on the cliff edge writes out the equations for gravity on a blackboard.
You will be lured into a box propped up by a stick
You will be tripped by a dog pulling a rope and fall into a dumpster
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
You will run straight off a cliff and just hang there over empty space until a rabbit dressed as a professor standing on the cliff edge writes out the equations for gravity on a blackboard.
I have eaten sandwiches with more self-reflection.
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I have eaten sandwiches with more self-reflection.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
Make a Bond Movie Academic:
Diamonds Are Forever? Implications of Positive Gibbs Free Energy of Formation on Diamond-Graphite Equilibria at Very Long Timescales
Diamonds Are Forever? Implications of Positive Gibbs Free Energy of Formation on Diamond-Graphite Equilibria at Very Long Timescales
Make a Bond movie academic:
Never Say Null Hypothesis Again
Never Say Null Hypothesis Again
Make a Bond movie academic:
The Researcher with the Golden Identification Strategy
The Researcher with the Golden Identification Strategy
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Make a Bond Movie Academic:
Diamonds Are Forever? Implications of Positive Gibbs Free Energy of Formation on Diamond-Graphite Equilibria at Very Long Timescales
Diamonds Are Forever? Implications of Positive Gibbs Free Energy of Formation on Diamond-Graphite Equilibria at Very Long Timescales
I love this. It's Jacques Pepin but make it John Waters.
December 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I love this. It's Jacques Pepin but make it John Waters.
Looking forward to "getting Kessler Syndromed because the guy launching thousands of satellites into orbit is distracted by chatbot that isn't racist enough" on everyone's 2026 Year in Reviews.
Satellites Used to Have Months to Avoid Collisions—Now They Have Days
In the era of mega constellations, spacecraft typically have less than a week to avoid crashes
www.scientificamerican.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Looking forward to "getting Kessler Syndromed because the guy launching thousands of satellites into orbit is distracted by chatbot that isn't racist enough" on everyone's 2026 Year in Reviews.
Monsieur Grinch's Holiday
The Grinch of Wall Street
Gone with the Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Monsieur Grinch's Holiday
Putting NORAD on alert when I get a colonoscopy.
DESIGNATING FENTANYL AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Putting NORAD on alert when I get a colonoscopy.
Approximately one minute and fourteen seconds of a very purry cat enjoying skritches in these trying times. Use as needed. (For best results, ear or headphones are recommended)
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Approximately one minute and fourteen seconds of a very purry cat enjoying skritches in these trying times. Use as needed. (For best results, ear or headphones are recommended)
The Secretary of Transportation designs the perfect car. The Secretary of Health is also there, for some reason.
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Secretary of Transportation designs the perfect car. The Secretary of Health is also there, for some reason.
Cats can have a little chair. As a treat.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Cats can have a little chair. As a treat.
While I completely believe that every cat is the best cat, no cat looks more like Hokusai's Great Wave Off Kanagawa than my fella.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
While I completely believe that every cat is the best cat, no cat looks more like Hokusai's Great Wave Off Kanagawa than my fella.
Guillermo del Toro’s The Game
Guillermo del Toro's Fatal Instinct
Guillermo del Toro's Killer Klowns from Outer Space
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s The Game
On Thanksgiving, I roast my Turkey like a normal person. Then after dinner, I herd everyone outside and make them watch me throw a chunk of sodium metal into a stockpot full of water. Then we have the pie.
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
On Thanksgiving, I roast my Turkey like a normal person. Then after dinner, I herd everyone outside and make them watch me throw a chunk of sodium metal into a stockpot full of water. Then we have the pie.