John Tucker
@johnwtucker.bsky.social
Two pairs of brogans went along the rows.
Kirk Hinrich 2003 NBA Draft Suit Jacket GF/Kirk Hinrich 2003 NBA Suit Pants BF
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Kirk Hinrich 2003 NBA Draft Suit Jacket GF/Kirk Hinrich 2003 NBA Suit Pants BF
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super bowl ads could learn a thing or two from this
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
super bowl ads could learn a thing or two from this
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grief tallow. roast grief. grief jerky
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
grief tallow. roast grief. grief jerky
Tres cosas pueden suceder cuando se lanza la pelota, y dos de ellas son malas. Corre la pelota.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Tres cosas pueden suceder cuando se lanza la pelota, y dos de ellas son malas. Corre la pelota.
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
I picked a funny season to commit to buying an Ikon pass. You gotta give me that.
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I picked a funny season to commit to buying an Ikon pass. You gotta give me that.
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to learn all about these recondite matters, your best way is at once to descend into the blubber-room, and have a long talk with its inmates
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
to learn all about these recondite matters, your best way is at once to descend into the blubber-room, and have a long talk with its inmates
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*tom waits rolling over in his sleep voice* laveranues coles
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
*tom waits rolling over in his sleep voice* laveranues coles
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I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
NYTimes does an entire article about this image without mentioning that the central grenade-launcher guy has made the strategic error of blowing out the crotch of his pants, allowing the Minnesota winter a direct point of tactical ingress to his penis and testicles.
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
NYTimes does an entire article about this image without mentioning that the central grenade-launcher guy has made the strategic error of blowing out the crotch of his pants, allowing the Minnesota winter a direct point of tactical ingress to his penis and testicles.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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I'm a resident of the Twin Cities. A small team and I spent 3 days sculpting this for a competition/festival in extremely cold temperatures. We were disqualified for political messaging and one of the organizers defaced it. I have no regrets and I have never been more proud to be Minnesotan. (cont)
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I'm a resident of the Twin Cities. A small team and I spent 3 days sculpting this for a competition/festival in extremely cold temperatures. We were disqualified for political messaging and one of the organizers defaced it. I have no regrets and I have never been more proud to be Minnesotan. (cont)
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They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down
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in case you missed it, I WAS ON NPR TALKING ABOUT COW TOOLS THIS MORNING AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT:
A lot going on in the news, but if you want a small break, I talked with @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social about "Cow Tools" and cows using tools www.npr.org/2026/01/25/n...
Videos of cows using tools are drawing attention back to a cult-favorite cow comic
A recent study that shows how cows can use tools recalls the controversial 1982 cartoon from "The Far Side" comic strip called "Cow Tools."
www.npr.org
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
in case you missed it, I WAS ON NPR TALKING ABOUT COW TOOLS THIS MORNING AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT:
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Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
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Drake Maye looks like he yells “DrakeMaye DrakeMAYE Drakemay” while he is out there running around. (Compliment.)
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Drake Maye looks like he yells “DrakeMaye DrakeMAYE Drakemay” while he is out there running around. (Compliment.)
“This is Armand Assante erasure” I grumble to my wife, and blessedly she knows exactly what I mean, having also taught ninth-grade English at any point in the last two decades.
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
“This is Armand Assante erasure” I grumble to my wife, and blessedly she knows exactly what I mean, having also taught ninth-grade English at any point in the last two decades.
Drake Maye looks like he yells “DrakeMaye DrakeMAYE Drakemay” while he is out there running around. (Compliment.)
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Drake Maye looks like he yells “DrakeMaye DrakeMAYE Drakemay” while he is out there running around. (Compliment.)
Most of the history books credit Sir Grigsby-Fawcett White as the sole inventor of White Monster, completely erasing the huge contributions of his longtime collaborator Charlene Monster.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Most of the history books credit Sir Grigsby-Fawcett White as the sole inventor of White Monster, completely erasing the huge contributions of his longtime collaborator Charlene Monster.