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David Schwarz. Yes, that one.
For TTRPG inanity in Spanish, check @dmdebarrio.bsky.social
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Galaxy Map by David Schwarz
Version 3.5 - November 2025
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Welcome to the November 2025 update of my galaxy map! A long time in the making!
This is the imgur version, so it's compressed from its full resolution. Any ideas for alternate hosts?
imgur.com/a/fYZjy8M
This is the imgur version, so it's compressed from its full resolution. Any ideas for alternate hosts?
imgur.com/a/fYZjy8M
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J.D. Vance was meant to be a guy you see for 3 seconds on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives as he goes "oh yeah, so good" with his dumb BBQ sauce-covered face. But instead he's the Vice President, explaining how you can be for a pure nation while having an Indian wife, because "one less wife for them"
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
J.D. Vance was meant to be a guy you see for 3 seconds on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives as he goes "oh yeah, so good" with his dumb BBQ sauce-covered face. But instead he's the Vice President, explaining how you can be for a pure nation while having an Indian wife, because "one less wife for them"
Brave of Spielberg to make the QAnon movie.
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Brave of Spielberg to make the QAnon movie.
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'Tis the season for the Salvation Army's We're Not Bigots Anymore PR blitz. Looking at their public facing material, you might start to believe them.
So in the festive spirit, have a 2024 SalvationArmy.org article on how trans and gay people are one of Satan's "most insidious and dominating" plots.
So in the festive spirit, have a 2024 SalvationArmy.org article on how trans and gay people are one of Satan's "most insidious and dominating" plots.
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
'Tis the season for the Salvation Army's We're Not Bigots Anymore PR blitz. Looking at their public facing material, you might start to believe them.
So in the festive spirit, have a 2024 SalvationArmy.org article on how trans and gay people are one of Satan's "most insidious and dominating" plots.
So in the festive spirit, have a 2024 SalvationArmy.org article on how trans and gay people are one of Satan's "most insidious and dominating" plots.
A brief summary of the state of the GFFA around the time of The Mandalorian that I wrote a couple of years ago for my more casual SWRPG players who wanted additional lore and background. Plenty of actual lore plus some reasonable assumptions.
In Spanish, pot supuesto.
In Spanish, pot supuesto.
Antes de una partida en un universo ajeno, me gusta preparar al menos dos documentos para jugadores: uno muy básico y otro "para nota" con material extra. No siempre lo hago, pero es mi ideal.
Este es el doc "para nota" de mi última campaña de Star Wars #lodelrol docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Este es el doc "para nota" de mi última campaña de Star Wars #lodelrol docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Star Wars para nota
La Galaxia durante la Era de El Mandaloriano (4 ó 5 años tras Endor) La Galaxia La galaxia tiene 100.000 años luz de diámetro y contiene 400.000 millones de estrellas. Los cartógrafos y astrónomos ga...
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December 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A brief summary of the state of the GFFA around the time of The Mandalorian that I wrote a couple of years ago for my more casual SWRPG players who wanted additional lore and background. Plenty of actual lore plus some reasonable assumptions.
In Spanish, pot supuesto.
In Spanish, pot supuesto.
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We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
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The argument for educators in the past used to be “you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket to do this work for you”
Now the argument is “the calculator in your pocket is a fucking moron”
Now the argument is “the calculator in your pocket is a fucking moron”
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The argument for educators in the past used to be “you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket to do this work for you”
Now the argument is “the calculator in your pocket is a fucking moron”
Now the argument is “the calculator in your pocket is a fucking moron”
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Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
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[tapping earpiece] I'm just now getting a startling revelation about the shocking thing in common between those who work forces and those who burn crosses
Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
An agent criticized for his role in a violent arrest boosted racist and anti-LGBT posts on his X account.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[tapping earpiece] I'm just now getting a startling revelation about the shocking thing in common between those who work forces and those who burn crosses
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The actual execution of it is so cringy. Like, whatever the technique, they couldn't bother to make it look even a TINY BIT like they're interacting or share the same location-appropriate lighting? This had to be made in 5 mins, like a comedy news show graphic for a gag, except it's an annual cover.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The actual execution of it is so cringy. Like, whatever the technique, they couldn't bother to make it look even a TINY BIT like they're interacting or share the same location-appropriate lighting? This had to be made in 5 mins, like a comedy news show graphic for a gag, except it's an annual cover.
Well, since a new Knights of the Old Republic (or spiritual successor or whatever) is coming out, it might also be a good idea to release a Star Wars TTRPG.
Right?
Anyone?
Right?
Anyone?
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well, since a new Knights of the Old Republic (or spiritual successor or whatever) is coming out, it might also be a good idea to release a Star Wars TTRPG.
Right?
Anyone?
Right?
Anyone?
“Liam Neeson (unprompted)” strikes back!
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Liam Neeson (unprompted)” strikes back!
Time’s Person of the Year should have been Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa.
Hehehe Pizzaballa
Hehehe Pizzaballa
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Time’s Person of the Year should have been Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa.
Hehehe Pizzaballa
Hehehe Pizzaballa
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Imagine a babyfood company partnering with a sewer to create new content
NEW - Disney and OpenAI have struck a new three-year deal letting Sora generate short, fan-prompted social videos featuring 200+ characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Imagine a babyfood company partnering with a sewer to create new content
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From "Happy Happy" WAD:
www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...
www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...
April 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
From "Happy Happy" WAD:
www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...
www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...
I’m not a big Supergirl nor DC fan but… you know…
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m not a big Supergirl nor DC fan but… you know…
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I’m dying to run a Daggerheart game, but my TTRPG agenda is just so crazy full.
(hi i post most ttrpg stuff in spanish on my other account but i will drop some annoying morsels in here from time to time so you don’t forget i’m an rpg boi)
(hi i post most ttrpg stuff in spanish on my other account but i will drop some annoying morsels in here from time to time so you don’t forget i’m an rpg boi)
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m dying to run a Daggerheart game, but my TTRPG agenda is just so crazy full.
(hi i post most ttrpg stuff in spanish on my other account but i will drop some annoying morsels in here from time to time so you don’t forget i’m an rpg boi)
(hi i post most ttrpg stuff in spanish on my other account but i will drop some annoying morsels in here from time to time so you don’t forget i’m an rpg boi)
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
I’m so grumpy tonight. I really need to sleep more than four hours.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m so grumpy tonight. I really need to sleep more than four hours.
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this kind of knocking everything down because you won one election is really troubling. that's our information, our data, our institutions, and you're a temporary caretaker. you shouldn't be able to just raze what came before, even if you want to go in another direction. shit is really broken
It appears that the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has, within the past week, scrubbed a large amount of climate change content from its official website, as well as *removed human-caused warming* from the discussion on its "causes of climate change" page.
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
this kind of knocking everything down because you won one election is really troubling. that's our information, our data, our institutions, and you're a temporary caretaker. you shouldn't be able to just raze what came before, even if you want to go in another direction. shit is really broken
I'm seeing Gianmarco Soresi tonight (yayyyy), so please, if I end up on TikTok, just don't tell me.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm seeing Gianmarco Soresi tonight (yayyyy), so please, if I end up on TikTok, just don't tell me.
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in love
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
in love