Jonas Traxler
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Non-essential NORAD Employee
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
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get in bitch we're destroying the west
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
get in bitch we're destroying the west
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We been here for years (1828).
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We been here for years (1828).
Dems having such a good night Morning Joe probably going to be forced to re-book Scott Galloway for more solemn discourse about bitter Incels jacking off.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dems having such a good night Morning Joe probably going to be forced to re-book Scott Galloway for more solemn discourse about bitter Incels jacking off.
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LBJ was the last president this concerned with "ball room".
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
LBJ was the last president this concerned with "ball room".
Artist: Paul Noth
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Artist: Paul Noth
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Olivia Dean Adds Love to the Mix
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October 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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‘The Cars: Let the Stories Be Told’ Review: What Drove Their Music
Known for their “cool detachment,” the Cars found a musical sweet spot with spiky power pop buffed into a commercial sheen.
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October 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I see a lot of people wringing their hands over shameless clown + white nationalist Steve Bannon insisting that Trump will serve a third term. And I get it. Folks are so traumatized and rattled regarding the past 10 years that they're letting him get under their skin.
Don't. Here's why.
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Don't. Here's why.
(thread)
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I see a lot of people wringing their hands over shameless clown + white nationalist Steve Bannon insisting that Trump will serve a third term. And I get it. Folks are so traumatized and rattled regarding the past 10 years that they're letting him get under their skin.
Don't. Here's why.
(thread)
Don't. Here's why.
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"Intentional grounding on the defense. Loss of down. Sixth down."
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Intentional grounding on the defense. Loss of down. Sixth down."
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October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Believe it or not, “Big Turd Peacock” was the name of my mercifully short-lived Ska band in college.
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Believe it or not, “Big Turd Peacock” was the name of my mercifully short-lived Ska band in college.
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picture the guy from the fancy restaurant scene in the blues brothers saying "sirrrr sirrrrr sirrrrrrrrrrrrr" forever
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
picture the guy from the fancy restaurant scene in the blues brothers saying "sirrrr sirrrrr sirrrrrrrrrrrrr" forever
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Brandi Carlile Climbed Music’s Peak. Then She Had to Start Over.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Hi there. We're the Republican Party. Our policies are such that without voter suppression, gerrymandering and a gutting of civil rights legislation, we couldn't stay in power. And, oh yeah, if you do somehow manage to win an election on the merits, we won't swear you in to serve.
Best of luck.
Best of luck.
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hi there. We're the Republican Party. Our policies are such that without voter suppression, gerrymandering and a gutting of civil rights legislation, we couldn't stay in power. And, oh yeah, if you do somehow manage to win an election on the merits, we won't swear you in to serve.
Best of luck.
Best of luck.
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This guy looks like he’s about to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee
October 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This guy looks like he’s about to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee
Hey Toronto wiseass wearing the Buttplug T-shirt to taunt Raleigh.
It didn’t work
It didn’t work
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hey Toronto wiseass wearing the Buttplug T-shirt to taunt Raleigh.
It didn’t work
It didn’t work
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Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane