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@jonny290.com

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We did everything right. Everything that was asked of us. And still, it came to this. socialist || defender of all lgbtq || shitty dj || gun nerd but not a tankie || extra class ham radio operator || mazda miata is the best car in the world

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 23d

here's my age verification, bluesky: if you give me that prompt i am gone, and folks that need to get ahold of me can reach me at jonny290 at gmail dot com . there.

seriously tho if i go silent here, either ive been shot by fa, or i got the verification prompt. Im not playing this game. Love yall.

behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 1d

yeah i googled "what is in the east wing" and laughed 5 seconds later

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 1d

complete with some RFI tassels that wander around as my neighbor charges their Acer laptop

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 1d

HEY DID YOU GUYS NOTICE THAT ALL THE WALMART PRICES END IN 88 I THINK THEY'RE FASCISTS

like, that was it? that was your big breakthrough?

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

We don't see anything wrong with it.

Laura Loomer pauses from her clarinet lesson, looking suspiciusly buff ane handsomely memeish

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 2d

stop dawdling and post the fuckin signup link already

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cerwyn @bajamut-blast.bsky.social · 4d

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT ME, I WANT BOBBY HILL TO TAKE THE SHOT BECAUSE BOBBY WILL PUT ME DOWN CLEAN

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 3d

i am an old man who loves gadgets and hates cloud hell. You can do every single thing that the alexanestringsonos spy boxes do with free software and inexpensive hardware that is widely available. I could unplug my Internet right now and it would all keep working fine.

behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 3d

SA should allow any poster to buy probations for any other poster at $1/hour

soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 3d

social media doesnt have (but desperately needs) that same social mechanism that happens when your bestie is being a drunk emotional freak and you gotta drag her outta the bar and into the backseat so she can cry it out instead of making more of a scene

behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 4d

now i wanna do that thing where you toast em up in the oven after a butter + herb drizzle for a tv snack. ty for +1'ing my shopping list tonight [genuine]

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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · Jan 19

This is the money puss, repost for more money and/ or puss (or don't, nothing is real, Sundays are scary)
#artsky

A hairless cat covered in 20 dollar bills, winking

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 4d

god i love the hex oyster crackers

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 4d

Seat heater has been installed on the Yamaha.

fixed my heated grips last week.

Come at me, old man winter. You ain't got what it takes. I have Infrastructure.

photo of a motorcycle seat heating pad installed on a Yamaha FZ1

behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 4d

Phone calls are rare enough now that if you want to talk to somebody on the phone you should text/signal/whatever to ask "hey wanna chitchat? havent talked in a while" AND wait for a reply before dialing.

This goes triple if you want to video call. Blind Facetime dials are terrorism

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 7d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 4d

cw: firearms

Finally bought a shotgun! Blue Line BL18, a Chinese 870 clone. Built REALLY well for the price ($119). Then I bolted a bunch of shit to it.

magpul furniture, combo shell holder/pic rail, holosun 503 red dot. this'll be what i keep next to the printer in case it makes a weird noise

Blue Line BL-18 12-gauge pump right side

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 6d

MAMMALS/WOLF.GIF

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 7d

This "don't write what it's for" instruction was also the rule on the r/gunaccessoriesforsale classifieds subreddit, for what it's worth.

so now art is being deemed as dangerous for business as AR15 or Glock parts.

Now go see what happened to r/gafs this week for the logical conclusion.

Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 21d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

Mastercard

Phone (US): 1-800-627-8372
1-800-307-7309
US option selection: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1
Phone (outside US): 1-636-722-7111
Aus: +61 1800 120 113
UK: 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers here (and here )

Stripe

California: 888-926-2289
US: 877-887-7815
France: +33 805-11-19-67

Paypal

Phone (US): 1-888-221-1161
Phone (outside US): 1-402-935-2050
UK: +44 (0203)-901-7000

Visa

Phone (US): 1-800-847-2911
US option selection: 1, 1, 2 or 1, 1, 3
Headquarters: +1 (650)-432-3200
Aus: +61 1800 125 440
Phone (outside US): click here

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 7d

wait this is a real thing and not just some shit dudes rant about on the back of their PT cruisers with hardware store stick on letters?

behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 8d

new Balming Tiger - one of the most fun and pure groups out there. Click and play to start your day! youtu.be/MZqkIFHHFPc?...

Balming Tiger, Yaeji - wo ai ni (Official Video)

YouTube video by Balming Tiger

youtu.be

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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 8d

Don’t make me tap the sign.

Tap the sign meme saying “Using AI ironically is still using AI.”

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 8d

CARS/NINJA2.GIF

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 9d

Quentin Tarantino lowers his shades and stares breathlessly at a sign that says 300 feet ahead

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 9d

I too think everybody else on the internet is exactly as dumb as I am

take the L

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 10d

haha

behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 10d

yeah. 10-15 years ago i was fine with that but eh, the candle burns low. and i know support / customer problem fixing is just as dust-in-the-wind, but at least i get to make somebody else's day easier a few times a week.

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behringer escape plan ✅ @jonny290.com · 10d

Yeah i only had my backpack so i had to be real careful with what i bought but i could go back and buy like 98,000 little glass jars and wire baskets and clips and such. Very fun